Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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when I wake up to find my favorite threads have like 7 billion new posts
[QUOTE=Rethill34;32714405]Let me quote my Dad:
Him: I don't want to buy anything off websites like Tigerdirect or Newegg. They are untrustworthy and [u]ALWAYS[/u] get lost or broken.
Me: Actually, they're pretty good, these prebuilts we have suck.
Him: I still don't trust them, so I'm not buying anything from them.
Me: *facedesk*
Keep in mind that I told them for like 6 months that I wanted them to buy parts off of Newegg and Tigerdirect, but they were going to get the me the SAME shitty Compaq as my bro. So I told them to get a PS3 instead.
Also, this is the one that thinks Steam is a virus that's out to destroy your computer and steal all of your credit cards. When our computer got a virus he blamed Steam and said "You aren't putting Steam on my computer young man!" then proceeded to lock it up in his room.[/QUOTE]
Let me walk into your house and punch your bastard of a dad in the face because he's incredibly stupid and ignorant to the point it's unreal.
[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;32705699]You mean this?
[t]http://agent3155.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sarah_mclachlan_aspca.jpg[/t]
This damn commercial will ruin your day no matter how good it was.[/QUOTE]
i laugh right at her face every time
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;32714479]Let me walk into your house and punch your bastard of a dad in the face because he's incredibly stupid and ignorant to the point it's unreal.[/QUOTE]
He might ground me. On a side note, he tends to ban me off Internet, then let me on again :pwn:
[QUOTE=Rethill34;32714751]He might ground me. On a side note, he tends to ban me off Internet, then let me on again :pwn:[/QUOTE]
You should check him in to a psychiatrist to get him tested for schizophrenia or bipolar.
[QUOTE=rinoaff33;32714769]You should check him in to a psychiatrist to get him tested for schizophrenia or bipolar.[/QUOTE]
My mother probably has schizophrenia. I'm pretty sure my sister has bipolar because of her mood swings. My Dad, well, he has a neruological injury in his arm. Tried to open a bottle of beer years ago and it decided to explode all over his arm. So, he has to take some pretty serious medication for it. My brother's just a fat lazy asshole.
[editline]I actually like puppies,they're just too cute so I hate them for being too cute.[/editline]
I hate F5ing the same thread hoping for a response.
[QUOTE=MintyMginty;32713551]Then do it at less than half speed.
Watch Intense Rock I and Rock Discipline by John Petrucci (both on YouTube.) And Speed Kills by M.A.B. [B]Get a good teacher, (do NOT settle for a shit teacher.)[/B] Make sure you use very small pick motions, try not to move your fingers too far from the fretboard.
Practise things in very small chunks, one bar at a time. Just take one phrase, set the metronome to a speed you find comfortable. This could be 30% of the original speed, DON'T LET YOUR EGO GET IN THE WAY, it doesn't matter how slow you have to do it. Play it over and over and over and over and over and over for hours until it's second nature, then bring up the speed a very small amount, 5bpm max.
Repeat.
That is how you build speed on guitar, it's universal to nearly every technique (stuff like vibrato, bending, pinch harmonics etc. are obviously exempt.)[/QUOTE]
Even if I had the time or money for a teacher, not a single one exists in my area. Fucking rural state.
[QUOTE=Rethill34;32714855]My mother probably has schizophrenia. I'm pretty sure my sister has bipolar because of her mood swings. My Dad, well, he has a neruological injury in his arm. Tried to open a bottle of beer years ago and it decided to explode all over his arm. So, he has to take some pretty serious medication for it. My brother's just a fat lazy asshole.
[editline]I actually like puppies,they're just too cute so I hate them for being too cute.[/editline]
I hate F5ing the same thread hoping for a response.[/QUOTE]
:c
I know that feel bro.
[QUOTE=NateDude;32715021]:c
I know that feel bro.[/QUOTE]
Well, I'm not sure about the schizophrenia, but my Dad thinks that she might have it. Like I said before, my bro's only 11 and he's heavier than me. But also a lot more whiney and usually get's his way.
And that feeling of F5ing, ugh.
My father is embarrassed with me when it comes to gaming.
He thinks that TF2 is for kids because graphics.
He thinks that getting skyrim for christmas is bad because "dungeons and dragons"
He keeps asking, no, TELLING me to get Gears of War for Christmas instead of Skyrim.
STOP TRYING TO CONTROL MY VIRTUAL LIFE, AUGH.
Should I show my father a montage of the most goriest moments of gears of war 2 hopefully to hush him up about me getting the game? Because he won't take no for an answer.
I was playing around with my dog earlier cause he was looking kinda sad. My dad sees me giving the dog a little hug and then the conversation started:
[quote]Dad: What are you doing?
Me: Just playing with the dog.
Dad: No, you're hugging him.
Me: It's cause I like the little guy. Besides, he was looking kinda sad before.
Dad: Well maybe you would like him more if he had a TV screen on him with a PS3 game.[/quote]
What a dickbag.
Some awesome computer store that closed down when I was 11, "CompUSA", I'm just remembering. 'Twas my favorite place to go to, and I don't even know why the closed it.
Whyyyyyyyyy :smith:
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;32715145]I was playing around with my dog earlier cause he was looking kinda sad. My dad sees me giving the dog a little hug and then the conversation started:
What a dickbag.[/QUOTE]
Your father needs a hug
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32715210]My fucking asshole stepfather who always wants to make me feel like an idiot.
This is one of the things he does that pisses me off.
Stepfather: "Hey Alex, could you get the hammer from the garage?"
Me: "Sure thing, man!"
*looks for 10 minutes. No sign of it.*
Stepfather: "Holy shit, Alex. What's taking you so long?"
Me: "I've been looking for it. Are you sure it's in here?"
Stepfather: "If I sent you to go look for a fucking video game, you'd have found it."[/QUOTE]
Okay I'm convinced. Your stepfather is a dick.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32715249]Hey, he's gone from my life now. It's all good.[/QUOTE]
Well that's good to he-- Wait. What do you mean he's gone from your life?
[I]YOU MURDERER[/I]
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32715249]Hey, he's gone from my life now. It's all good.[/QUOTE]
What is this
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32715249]Hey, he's gone from my life now. It's all good.[/QUOTE]
...oh? He is? That's great! (Or not, depending on how you feel for him.)
Does this mean you've finally moved out, or he went away, or what? I never did hear anything about the you-leaving thing.
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;32715145]I was playing around with my dog earlier cause he was looking kinda sad. My dad sees me giving the dog a little hug and then the conversation started:
What a dickbag.[/QUOTE]
Seriously, what kind of logic is that?
[QUOTE=rinoaff33;32714981]Even if I had the time or money for a teacher, not a single one exists in my area. Fucking rural state.[/QUOTE]
It's cool man, I'm (nearly) self taught. I just could've saved a lot of time if someone had pointed out my mistakes.
[QUOTE=LightOfDarkness;32712752][img]http://i.imgur.com/BAdk1.png[/img][/QUOTE]
That doesn't show up anymore.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;32715508]Seriously, what kind of logic is that?[/QUOTE]
Because I play PS3 games from time to time he likes to piss me off by mentioning that. I'm not that much of a "sports guy", so I guess he's disappointed in me cause all my brothers are sports fanatics like him and I'm not. (And yes, I get excercise.)
feels bad man
When people here resurrect old as shit threads, or make threads about things that get them mad we have a thread for that shit [B]RIGHT FUCKING HERE[/B]
Well, it's 1:00PM and my Grandma still hasn't shown up. I'm betting she won't be coming, because we've already had our big breakfast and lunch.
[QUOTE=Region;32710512]I hate it when you're really into a game and you've been playing it for hours and you have to go take a piss, and you do, except that piss lasts for like 3 minutes straight to the point where you're talking to your own dick and telling it to fucking stop.[/QUOTE]
Or when you go to the bathroom and sort of feel like you have to pee, but you stand there for about 30 minutes and nothing happens. Then you immediately feel like you're going to piss yourself when you sit down and go back. Repeat ad infinum.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32713946]Fighting Krauser in Resident Evil 4.
Fucking hell, he's hard.[/QUOTE]
That's actually my favorite fight in RE4, I even have a save right before so I can fight him whenever I feel like it :v:
[QUOTE=Nikeos;32716155]That's actually my favorite fight in RE4, I even have a save right before so I can fight him whenever I feel like it :v:[/QUOTE]
Fight vs the big fish (can't remember name, I fail at broken Spanish) is better IMO. That reminds me, why did they put the very first two boss fights in the game almost back-to-back?
[QUOTE=rinoaff33;32716198]Fight vs the big fish (can't remember name, I fail at broken Spanish) is better IMO. That reminds me, why did they put the very first two boss fights in the game almost back-to-back?[/QUOTE]
That alligator thing was awesome. I used to tell my bro when he played it that the only way to beat him is by shooting the water repeatedly. I told him there was a 10% chance the boss will die, and 90% that he'll die.
I hate playing CoD4, then going into a lobby and having people end it endlessly, then after you get into an actual game, it's a modded one with infinite grenade launchers.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32716224]I love that fight, but when your healthbar is virtually gone and he knocks you into the water, you might as well put the controller down and let him eat you because it's nearly impossible to swim to the boat in time at that rate.[/QUOTE]
You must master your wanker's cramp/gamer's thumb/carpal tunnel syndrome, young padawan.
(I like the fact that someone named "fish puncher" rated this post...)
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32716224]I love that fight, but when your healthbar is virtually gone and he knocks you into the water, you might as well put the controller down and let him eat you because it's nearly impossible to swim to the boat in time at that rate.[/QUOTE]
Green Herbs.
[QUOTE=Rethill34;32716388]Green Herbs.[/QUOTE]
I get the feeling that somebody at Capcom likes pot a little too much.
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