Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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Also, since my Dad is Metis, I get some French in there too! So I can apparently surrender, drink tea while spouting 'ello govenor' and eating beef jerky.
All according to the people at my school.
The only one I think is funny is the surrender one. I despise the French... The French Canadians are cool but the French need to go rot in a hole.
[QUOTE=mrface3;32752426]The only one I think is funny is the surrender one. I despise the French... The French Canadians are cool but the French need to go rot in a hole.[/QUOTE]
Doesn't help that they are the worst tourists in the world.
[QUOTE=rinoaff33;32751317]Facebook = cesspit of the average spoiled myopic 1st-world country citizen
"Who cares if revolution is happening in the Middle East? Kaisha just sent me a text message saying that she wants to fight me because I called her a stupid slut! THIS IS FAR MORE IMPORTANT."[/QUOTE]
how does the revolution affect them in any way, and even if they did care, what the fuck can they do about it? also how can you just generalize facebook like that when you dont even have an sources or anything.
Seriously guys how can I shut them up? These tea jokes are annoying.
[editline]HEY[/editline]
I got another friend today....
Someone get FilmSlacker in here. Hes bound to have some stories.
[QUOTE=Impreza;32752435]how does the revolution affect them in any way, and even if they did care, what the fuck can they do about it? also how can you just generalize facebook like that when you dont even have an sources or anything.[/QUOTE]
"Generalize Facebook"? Have you ever visited it for at least 10 minutes?
[QUOTE=rinoaff33;32752656]"Generalize Facebook"? Have you ever visited it for at least 10 minutes?[/QUOTE]
so out of your 20 friends you can tell how the entire 500 million acts
Well from what I've seen and heard from other people, yeah, you really can tell how the entire 500 million acts.
The ones on Facebook who aren't fucktarded aren't noticed by the rest of its users.
And major world events do matter, yes. Unless other nations don't matter/exist. That's a great mentality to have in a globalized world. Let's just leave the politics to the big boys and be more sheep in the flock, eh?
FilmSlacker, your stories inspire me to remember stuff that happens during school.
Also, my dad still hasn't given me my controller back.
It seems that everybody stopped talking.
[QUOTE=mrface3;32752888]It seems that everybody stopped talking.[/QUOTE]
Yeah...
I fucking hate this:
[video=youtube;JErhCU0ipAw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JErhCU0ipAw&NR=1[/video]
I fucking love this [img]http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/349004_460s.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=mrface3;32752923]I fucking love this [img]http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/349004_460s.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I wish I still had that map that labeled the world from "the point of view of a Brit". Almost everywhere was labeled "shitter than Britain". South Korea was labeled "Starcraft Land". The US was labeled "distant cousins we hate".
[QUOTE=mrface3;32752888]It seems that everybody stopped talking.[/QUOTE]
Nobody is mad about anything at the moment.
I hate that when I eat the Banquet Salisbury Steaks I end up biting a bone chip EVERY FUCKING TIME!
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32752998]Actually, not really anything notable happened today.
WHAT THE HELL, MAN? Usually I have about 2-3 stories a day, but...nothing notable happened today.
Except that kid who flipped a shit at me because I said that Deadpool is awesome, but that's not really [I]that[/I] notably shocking.
I think it's for the best. Hopefully things start to look up.[/QUOTE]
Except that while your stories make me remember MY stories. Although nothings as bad as your stories.
In your opinion what's the best province?
I hate when I get stuck somewhere trying to retrieve something, I feel like this
[img]http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/348502_460s.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32753088]Best province? Either Ontario or Nova Scotia, my province.
Don't get me wrong, I fucking hate this town, but if you took the people out of this town and left the rest of the province on it's own, it's actually not that bad of a place. Especially Halifax.[/QUOTE]
Well, to me Alberta fucking sucks.
Lazy people everywhere. The settlement my dad comes from is riddled with it, so is the town next to it, as well as Edmonton. Fucking Edmonton, even our mall is dirty.
[QUOTE=Rethill34;32753098]Well, to me Alberta fucking sucks.
Lazy people everywhere. The settlement my dad comes from is riddled with it, so is the town next to it, as well as Edmonton. Fucking Edmonton, [B]even our mall is dirty[/B].[/QUOTE]
At least you [I]have[/I] a mall.
[QUOTE=Rethill34;32753098]Well, to me Alberta fucking sucks.
Lazy people everywhere. The settlement my dad comes from is riddled with it, so is the town next to it, as well as Edmonton. Fucking Edmonton, even our mall is dirty.[/QUOTE]
I remember I went to the Edmonton mall once and stayed at the hotel. Fire alarm went off in the middle of the night and nobody fixed it for like 3 hours. The mall was ok just not much to do in it other than the arcade.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32752998]Except that kid who flipped a shit at me because I said that Deadpool is awesome, but that's not really [I]that[/I] notably shocking.[/QUOTE]
Wait.
WAIT.
He got pissed at you for saying Deadpool is awesome? Dude, bitchslap that motherfucker in the face next time he says that. Has he even seen any Deadpool comics or any fan-stuff?
This is full proof he's awesome:
[img]http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b294/FattyAcidTrip/DeadpoolPancakeVictory.jpg[/img]
[H2]DO YOU SEE THAT
372,844 PANCAKES
HOLY SHNICKIES[/H2]
[QUOTE=rinoaff33;32753111]At least you [I]have[/I] a mall.[/QUOTE]
WEM still sucks.
It fucking sucks. Two McDonalds, fast food errywhere.
On top of that I run into my worst enemies there all the fucking time.
Damn I gotta lay off the swears.
[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;32753125]I remember I went to the Edmonton mall once and stayed at the hotel. Fire alarm went off in the middle of the night and nobody fixed it for like 3 hours. The mall was ok just not much to do in it other than the arcade.[/QUOTE]
That's hillarious. When did that happen? I might have been at the mall. The thing is in a state of repair all of the time.
[QUOTE=Rethill34;32753149]WEM still sucks.
It fucking sucks. Two McDonalds, fast food errywhere.
On top of that I run into my worst enemies there all the fucking time.
Damn I gotta lay off the swears.[/QUOTE]
Fucking hell, fuck laying off the fucking goshdarn swears. Fuck, man, mother fucking swears are fucking there to let you fucking bitch and let off some fucking steam. Fuck. And, well fuck, they're just mother fucking words. Fucking vocalization coming from your bitching vocal cords. And sometimes they're for mother fucking emphasis, bitch. Or for fucking humor. What the fuck, why would we ever stop fucking swearing?
[sp]*soap in mouth*[/sp]
[QUOTE=rinoaff33;32753167]Fucking hell, fuck laying off the fucking goshdarn swears. Fuck, man, mother fucking swears are fucking there to let you fucking bitch and let off some fucking steam. Fuck.[/QUOTE]
FUCKING TEA JOKES MAN!
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32753169]I know. I love Deadpool.
He thinks that Spider-Man is the best superhero ever. While I don't disagree TOO much, calling Deadpool a "bitch" is a whole other story.
I remember when he dressed up as Spider-Man for Halloween last year. The costume was about a size too small and he popped a boner in class.[/QUOTE]
To me, Spiderman and Batman tie up with Deadpool as my #1 favourite comic book characters. 2nd place is Iron Man and 3rd is Captain America.
Also:
[quote]I remember when he dressed up as Spider-Man for Halloween last year. [b][i]The costume was about a size too small and he popped a boner in class.[/i][/b][/quote]
[B]BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/B]
I hate that I've literally been listening to the same awesome song over and over on youtube while I've been on Facepunch yesterday and today. The awesomeness is going to wear off eventually.
[QUOTE=Rethill34;32753149]That's hillarious. When did that happen? I might have been at the mall. The thing is in a state of repair all of the time.[/QUOTE]
I think I was about 13 or so. Our family was just really grumpy and the people in the room next to us were freaking out thinking they were going to die.
[editline]12 October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=rinoaff33;32753231]I hate that I've literally been listening to the same awesome song over and over on youtube while I've been on Facepunch yesterday and today. The awesomeness is going to wear off eventually.[/QUOTE]
Get several songs in a playlist and elongate the awesomeness by a few days.
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;32753135]Wait.
WAIT.
He got pissed at you for saying Deadpool is awesome? Dude, bitchslap that motherfucker in the face next time he says that. Has he even seen any Deadpool comics or any fan-stuff?
This is full proof he's awesome:
[img]http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b294/FattyAcidTrip/DeadpoolPancakeVictory.jpg[/img]
[H2]DO YOU SEE THAT
372,844 PANCAKES
HOLY SHNICKIES[/H2][/QUOTE]
[H2]LOOK AT THE SHIT HE PULLS OFF[/H2]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/34y94.jpg[/IMG]
[editline]12th October 2011[/editline]
And this.
[img]http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/113/0/b/RESPAWN__LOL__by_martegodpopo.jpg[/img]
God damnit, someone was QSing, so I pulled out an SMG and got an AC130.
He beats me with a fucking trickshot, I put on the mic and bitch and guess what?
"Lol get out of here fucking brit."
I don't sound like a fucking brit.
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