Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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When commercials try to rip off the Old Spice Guy.
When I saw Old Spice Guy I thought he was great, and that it was a wonderful formula that should be used more often. Now that it happens though, it's quite obvious they're trying to be as cool as Old Spice Guy, and they just fail, every single time.
[QUOTE=Rethill34;32756868]We need more RAGE![/QUOTE]We need...More hearts...
[sp]It's a Kingdom Hearts thing. :v:[/sp]
[editline]13th October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=little.sparrow;32757381]Speaking of...
My friend had made a speech to get herself elected as house captain, and she had spent ages and ages perfecting it.
The guy she was against was popular.
The guy had told her to go first.
When it was his turn, he stole her speech and used his popularity to win.
But.
All the teachers know that there was foul play involved.
And scince my friend knows that the guy will crack under the pressure of the job...
But even so.
[B]Teachers should be the one deciding this shit, students can never be trusted to make an informed decision.[/B][/QUOTE]Gah, why can't I rate more agrees?!
Message friend on tumblr to get our comic project started up.
Message gets lost in her inbox.
Hard to catch her on Steam since she works 2 jobs, doesn't see my twitter mention about checking her tumblr.
She must get a shitload of messages on tumblr that she doesn't post publicly; the same thing happened around her birthday when I made a youtube present for her, and it must've taken 2 weeks to get in touch with her to finally give her the link. Isn't a big deal anyway, except I'm really really excited to start this thing!
So my fiance's sister walked into our room after getting admitted into a magazine cover model contest..
"There's a black guy that's been staring through your windows the past few days. I told Mom he's looking at some whales in an aquarium because the walls are blue and you're all fat! .. No offense. Oh hey guess what I'm in a contest to be put on the cover of a magazine!"
That really makes me feel [i]awesome[/i]
[QUOTE=Scientastic;32758390]So my fiance's sister walked into our room after getting admitted into a magazine cover model contest..
"There's a black guy that's been staring through your windows the past few days. I told Mom he's looking at some whales in an aquarium because the walls are blue and you're all fat! .. No offense. Oh hey guess what I'm in a contest to be put on the cover of a magazine!"
That really makes me feel [i]awesome[/i][/QUOTE]Tell her "There's gonna be a ton of nerdy, white 12 year-olds furiously masturbating to you now. Have fun being nothing but an object of sex!".
[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;32758402]Tell her "There's gonna be a ton of nerdy, white 12 year-olds furiously masturbating to you now. Have fun being nothing but an object of sex!".[/QUOTE]
That made my day.
What else makes me mad..
My future mother-in-law was on the computer trying to run FarmVille all day today and blamed us (me and my fiance) for the computer being slow, then accused us of stealing RAM from the computer. When she was bluffed into thinking we didn't (we took back my fiance's 512 mb stick and swapped it for a 256 mb stick from another pc) she started bitching that he magically screwed up her computer for [i]vengeance.[/i]
I'm very, very happy we're moving away from her. Also, [i]suck it,[/i] we took back our RAM and you have no damn clue! :v:
Play a crazy prank on her when you move out. Something that will annoy her for days.
[QUOTE=little.sparrow;32757381]Speaking of...
My friend had made a speech to get herself elected as house captain, and she had spent ages and ages perfecting it.
The guy she was against was popular.
The guy had told her to go first.
When it was his turn, he stole her speech and used his popularity to win.
But.
All the teachers know that there was foul play involved.
And scince my friend knows that the guy will crack under the pressure of the job...
But even so.
Teachers should be the one deciding this shit, students can never be trusted to make an informed decision.[/QUOTE]
Excuse me but if he's stealing her entire fucking speech then shouldn't he be disqualified and shunned for being a dick?
I was drinking cider all last night with my writing group thinking "Cider's a good drink Cider is safe", 8.5% belgian cider those bastards were slipping me, I want to die right now
[QUOTE=sa2fan;32738728]I swear, pizza can poison you! It brought my mom to the hospital and last night, I had the worst stomach ache ever because of pizza.
They...are...evil![/QUOTE]
I got E. Coli from a pizza place down the road.
I WAS SICK FOR 2 WEEKS STRAIGHT!
If there is [I]one[/I] thing on this planet that really annoys me, it's when you're driving along and for some reason you need to change lanes. So you turn on your turn signal and wait for a chance to get out, right as you see an opening, the guy behind you zips out and cuts you off leaving you stuck in that lane.
Oh man, that really ticks me off.
I re-discovered a pet hate I have recently after starting the 2nd year of university... And that is when the lecture is ABOUT to finish, (i.e. the lecturer is still talking about a subject but the end of slideshow slide is displayed) people start to pack their shit away and make a fuck tonne of noise.
It winds me up so much I want to punch them all in the face with the power of a thousand suns.
Hey guys, heading to school in a bit. I'll let you all know how it goes to stop those [B]FUCKING TEA JOKES[/b]
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;32758962]I was drinking cider all last night with my writing group thinking "Cider's a good drink Cider is safe", 8.5% belgian cider those bastards were slipping me, I want to die right now[/QUOTE]
I had three pints of cider last night and a shot of vodka, alcohol just makes me sleepy
I kind of stumbled upstairs when I got home and walked into a room where a bunch of my dorm mates were watching some weird japanese horror movie, just lay down on the floor and never felt more comfortable in my life
When you're arguing a point (and you're obviously right), but you're arguing with two (or three) people, and they all tag team against you just to try and make their point by using the worst arguments possible. Either way you can't win because you have nobody to back you up, and they all just scream and rant how they're right and it makes you feel horrible.
That must be what it feels like to be a high school english teacher.
Being suspended for nothing.
3 Days.
Got suspended from school because some kid snitched on me.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32715210]My fucking asshole stepfather who always wants to make me feel like an idiot.
This is one of the things he does that pisses me off.
Stepfather: "Hey Alex, could you get the hammer from the garage?"
Me: "Sure thing, man!"
*looks for 10 minutes. No sign of it.*
Stepfather: "Holy shit, Alex. What's taking you so long?"
Me: "I've been looking for it. Are you sure it's in here?"
Stepfather: "If I sent you to go look for a fucking video game, you'd have found it."[/QUOTE]
Lol, my parents used to do this shit a lot to me, and still do it sometimes.
More highbeam bullshit.
I always had this sneaking suspicion that when people drive behind me, they have their high beams on. I'm like nah, there aren't that many people who are that much of an asshole. Turns out, I WAS WRONG.
Two cars were in front of me oncoming. Both had their low beams on, rightfully, but as soon as I pass by, the SECOND car turns their high beams on immediately, so I could plainly see the rear of the first car. Are you telling me, you are so goddamn blind, you need the high beams, to see what's between your vehicle, and the one in front of you, 50 feet away? Assholes. And I've noticed this several times.
By the way, if I can still clearly see what's in front of me, by TURNING MY HEADLIGHTS OFF, your headlights are TOO BRIGHT.
On UKF Drum and Bass videos, people argue for a billion pages on if this music is actually Drum and Bass, and not some variation such as Drumstep. \
People base their opinion on what genre it is, if the song has some things that are also in Dubstep, people will say the song sucks (in a DnB channel). Take the same song and label it 'Drum and Bass' very clear, and people will suddenly like it.
[QUOTE=Rethill34;32751442]Anyone have a suggestion for a province to move to when I finally get to move out?
Can not be FUCKING ALBERTA.
Too many dumbasses here....[/QUOTE]
I like it here, I guess you just didn't meet the right people. :/
I got a new guitar and it's fucking amazing and now I have nothing to be mad about.
[QUOTE=Keyblockor;32758544]Excuse me but if he's stealing her entire fucking speech then shouldn't he be disqualified and shunned for being a dick?[/QUOTE]
He's popular, so the students don't give a shit.
However, she already brought the issue to senior staffs attention, but she'd rather have him crack from the pressure :v: (as much as I bitched at her to not to)
[QUOTE=Turnips5;32759545]I had three pints of cider last night and a shot of vodka, alcohol just makes me sleepy
I kind of stumbled upstairs when I got home and walked into a room where a bunch of my dorm mates were watching some weird japanese horror movie, just lay down on the floor and never felt more comfortable in my life[/QUOTE]
I was walking up the hill back to my uni openly quoting Yiddish phrases, people must have thought I had something wrong with me. I didn't even know the people I was drinking with, the original group I went with left early so I just hung around anyway.
Bastards who find something funny in something serious.
Video on vivisection in religion(yep, we were doing inequality and racism), and some dude found it funny when a monkey was being examined for cranial damage when hit with some machine to simulate a car crash.
This dumb formatting people seem to do in the news section, putting an article and an image next to eachother. (like [url=http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1132145]this[/url])
I usually don't have my browser maximized (because I do other things at the same time) and then the article looks tiny and fucked up. And even if I have it maximized, it looks terrible.
We day.
There I said it.
Apparently I have the same hair as one of the MLP characters
WHAT THE FUCK
[QUOTE=Zenpod;32762605]Apparently I have the same hair as one of the MLP characters
WHAT THE FUCK[/QUOTE]
Shave your head bald before it's too late.
[QUOTE=Rethill34;32759164]Hey guys, heading to school in a bit. I'll let you all know how it goes to stop those [B]FUCKING TEA JOKES[/b][/QUOTE]
Nope, someone made a tea joke last period....
:suicide:
How I'm getting increasingly more obsessed over [REDACTED] and I can't tell anyone in real life because all of my close friends are also her close friends.
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