Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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Going into a ranked match of Super Street Fighter 4 and ending up fighting a C+ player. (I'm a newbie Level D, by the way. So I suck at this game a bit.)
The Big Bang Theory and its false nerd culture.
Star Trek references and verbose explanations of otherwise simple concepts are not hilarious in my opinion.
The face the audience laugh the instant anyone addresses Sheldon pisses me off too.
At first I though you meant the actual Big Bang Theory itself, not the show.
Oh lol, brain, you so dumb
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32831939]All [B]of Dane Cooks jokes[/B] are the same, too.
1. Scream overly loud
2. Laugh track[/QUOTE]
Fixed
[QUOTE=sambooo;32832869]The Big Bang Theory and its false nerd culture.
Star Trek references and verbose explanations of otherwise simple concepts are not hilarious in my opinion.
The face the audience laugh the instant anyone addresses Sheldon pisses me off too.[/QUOTE]I liked The Big Bang Theory in its first couple of seasons.
Now it's turning its focus towards relationships between characters rather than silly nerd humor. It's still all right, but I don't want it to be a romantic comedy with more romance than comedy.
[QUOTE=ewitwins;32825075][B]COLLEGE EDUCATION[/B]
I'm paying these bastards to work me to the bone, just so that at the end I've shortened my lifespan by a good ten years and have a full head of grey hair, so that they can give me a piece of paper that says I'm qualified when every company in the industry thinks otherwise.
Twenty-fucking-grand a year for this shit. I'm about to go postal on this shit, and I'm not even kidding. I walk down the fucking halls glaring at professors and muttering swears under my breath because I feel like I'm about to break the neck of the next person that talks to me funny. The lack of privacy because they jam us into these tiny dorm rooms is embarrassing, the amount of money that they charge for everything is ridiculous, and the amount of work that my professors give me makes me want to grab all the chemical that they give us in lab and either chug them or run around campus swinging them about.
[B]I'M ABOUT AT MY FUCKING LIMIT AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK I'M GOING TO DO IF SOMEONE ACTUALLY MANAGES TO PUSH ME OFF THE EDGE.[/B]
I thought I should rant about this here instead of Facebook, seeing as either the campus police or the Feds would probably be knocking on my door the next day. They could give less than two shits whether I live or die, as long as they get every penny out of me and make themselves look selfless and great while their at it. I fail at tests because the material moves so bleeding fast, and when I ask for help all I get are sneers and questions as to why I don't get this "simple" material. I feel like I'm in a position where I'm not sure whether to hurt myself, hurt someone else, or just say fuck it all and give up. I hate it, I hate it so much that I can't describe it with words, and I'm not the only one stuck in it. I'm racking up an immense amount of debt learning [B]NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THAT WILL ADVANCE ME AS A HUMAN BEING[/B]
[B]Welcome to the American University system[/B]
[editline]17th October 2011[/editline]
YEARGH. It was good to type that out.[/QUOTE]
Just don't go Virginia Tech.
I hate how I had to sit on the floor of my bus because there were 59 people on a bus designed for 49 people. It's a bumpy ride on a lot of dirt roads. My ass was hurting.
This 'I know that feel bro' shit
It's just another annoying meme and I guess I got sick of it sooner than others since I happen to SEE IT IN HERE ALL THE FUCKING TIME
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;32833114]This 'I know that feel bro' shit
It's just another annoying meme and I guess I got sick of it sooner than others since I happen to SEE IT IN HERE ALL THE FUCKING TIME[/QUOTE]
I know that feel bro.
When I fart while masturbating. The smell always kills my boner
The idiots in my classes at school that think they're tough because they can outnumber people.
I always put soda on ice.
Oh, it's been in the freezer for half an hour? Time to put it in a cup with ice!
How my ankle insists on being sprained regardless of what I do.
Fuck you ankle.
People who think any game that originated in Japan sucks and the only good games are American games, without even thinking to ever try any other game not made in America.
One time I asked someone (this was online) about this...
"So, what, Mario, Sonic, Megaman, Legend of Zelda, Star Fox, and all those other classics suck because they came from Japan, and not America?"
"Yes, they're all for little weeaboo shits like you"
(Didn't exactly go like that but it was pretty much like this....)
Don't get me wrong, I love American made games as well, just not as much as those listed above. I will at LEAST [I]try[/I] a game before I bash it just because of where it came from.
Where it came from shouldn't even matter.
what the fuck
nintendo is weeaboo shit
tell that person to go fuck themselves with a cactus
[editline]17th October 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32833269]Some new asian kid came to our school.
Everyone calls him "V-Tech". :([/QUOTE]
holy fuck what
are you
no why am i surprised
when you leave, take that asian bro with you
I did, in a way. This happened on a Garry's Mod server I was super admin on a while ago.
Told him he was stupid and stated my reasons, he tried to crash the server and got banned by me.
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;32834621]People who think any game that originated in Japan sucks and the only good games are American games, without even thinking to ever try any other game not made in America.
One time I asked someone (this was online) about this...
"So, what, Mario, Sonic, Megaman, Legend of Zelda, Star Fox, and all those other classics suck because they came from Japan, and not America?"
"Yes, they're all for little weeaboo shits like you"
(Didn't exactly go like that but it was pretty much like this....)
Don't get me wrong, I love American made games as well, just not as much as those listed above. I will at LEAST [I]try[/I] a game before I bash it just because of where it came from.
Where it came from shouldn't even matter.[/QUOTE]Oh yeah. I've met people on the complete opposite side of the spectrum as well. Fucking video game nationality elitism.
"Ameican games all about shooting. Everything from Japan is so kawaii desu~~:3~!"
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;32834621]People who think any game that originated in Japan sucks and the only good games are American games, without even thinking to ever try any other game not made in America.
One time I asked someone (this was online) about this...
"So, what, Mario, Sonic, Megaman, Legend of Zelda, Star Fox, and all those other classics suck because they came from Japan, and not America?"
"Yes, they're all for little weeaboo shits like you"
(Didn't exactly go like that but it was pretty much like this....)
Don't get me wrong, I love American made games as well, just not as much as those listed above. I will at LEAST [I]try[/I] a game before I bash it just because of where it came from.
Where it came from shouldn't even matter.[/QUOTE]
Dark Souls + Xbox360 frat boy = This.
[QUOTE=Demache;32834802]Oh yeah. I've met people on the complete opposite side of the spectrum as well. Fucking video game nationality elitism.
"Ameican games all about shooting. Everything from Japan is so kawaii desu~~:3~!"[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I've seen that as well.
And as a fan of anime, it pisses me off to high hell that I'm grouped with idiots like that.
[I]I[/I] even find all the kawaii desu crap dumb.
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;32834621]People who think any game that originated in Japan sucks and the only good games are American games, without even thinking to ever try any other game not made in America.
One time I asked someone (this was online) about this...
"So, what, Mario, Sonic, Megaman, Legend of Zelda, Star Fox, and all those other classics suck because they came from Japan, and not America?"
"Yes, they're all for little weeaboo shits like you"
(Didn't exactly go like that but it was pretty much like this....)
Don't get me wrong, I love American made games as well, just not as much as those listed above. I will at LEAST [I]try[/I] a game before I bash it just because of where it came from.
Where it came from shouldn't even matter.[/QUOTE]
There's great examples from both sides. Mario and Persona and unique games like Katamari are great Japanese games. Games such as Doom and Oblivion and Super Meat boy are good examples of great American games.
Having a preconceived notion about a game without ever even trying it like that is, in my opinion, a reason to completely dismiss someone's opinion on something. If they can't be assed to at least try something before constructing their opinion on it, their opinion isn't even worth listening to.
[QUOTE=Don Knotts;32825226][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LODkVkpaVQA[/media]
Can you last the whole 3:33?[/QUOTE]
Yes...
when I want to make a joke on here and then I'm like "No that's too far I'll get banned or yelled at by everyone or something"
and then some other guy makes the joke and gets a fuckload of funnies
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;32834621]People who think any game that originated in Japan sucks and the only good games are American games, without even thinking to ever try any other game not made in America.
One time I asked someone (this was online) about this...
"So, what, Mario, Sonic, Megaman, Legend of Zelda, Star Fox, and all those other classics suck because they came from Japan, and not America?"
"Yes, they're all for little weeaboo shits like you"
(Didn't exactly go like that but it was pretty much like this....)
Don't get me wrong, I love American made games as well, just not as much as those listed above. I will at LEAST [I]try[/I] a game before I bash it just because of where it came from.
Where it came from shouldn't even matter.[/QUOTE]
[quote]"So, what, Mario, Sonic, Megaman, Legend of Zelda, Star Fox, and all those other classics suck because they came from Japan, and not America?"
[i]"Yes, they're all for little weeaboo shits like you"[/i][/quote]
[quote]Mario, Sonic, Megaman, Legend of Zelda, Star Fox,
[u][i]"Yes, they're all for little weeaboo shits like you"[/i][/u][/quote]
[quote][b]Megaman,[/b]
[u][i][h2]"Yes, they're all for little weeaboo shits like you"[/h2][/i][/u][/quote]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_JtiaHYMh4&feature=channel_video_title[/media]
People who constantly text some one like their girl friend when you're hanging out with them.
I don't mind taking out the phone every once in a while, like when you're walking from place to place, or are just standing around. But when some one is talking to you, and you just pull out your fucking phone right in the middle of the conversation every 2 minutes, then you're an ass. There is a person talking to you in flesh, and you're absorbed in the text message that you can get back to any time. Seriously, put the god damn phone away.
And if that's not bad enough, they cut you off just to tell you about the message their girlfriend sent them.
That's it, I'm burning this fucking laptop of mine when I get a better one.
I can't even load this piece of dog shit without it freezing or fucking up the screen. And then I'd have to reset the damn thing and hope that it'll actually boot up properly with it's 1/10 chance of working.
I swear, I either need to buy a new laptop or wait 'till my family gets a better desktop computer, (cause ours is a fucking dinosaur, let me tell you) cause I [b][u][i]CANNOT[/i][/u][/b] take this computer anymore!
The fact that my house is never empty. I WANT TO FAP DAMN IT
[QUOTE=mrface3;32835563]The fact that my house is never empty. I WANT TO FAP DAMN IT[/QUOTE]
Just get an iPod or PSP or laptop and do it in the bathroom.
[QUOTE=K3inMitl3id;32835613]Just get an iPod or PSP or laptop and do it in the bathroom.[/QUOTE]
We have none! That's the problem!
I want a fucking laptop so bad!!!
[QUOTE=mrface3;32835633]We have none! That's the problem!
I want a fucking laptop so bad!!![/QUOTE]
There's always your imagination.
Have sex with robot pirates while climbing a mountain in a space shuttle.
[img]http://data.whicdn.com/images/2673744/spongebob-rainbow_large.png?1277093672[/img]
[QUOTE=K3inMitl3id;32835675]There's always your imagination.
Have sex with robot pirates while climbing a mountain in a space shuttle.
[img]http://data.whicdn.com/images/2673744/spongebob-rainbow_large.png?1277093672[/img][/QUOTE]
pshhhhhh
[video=youtube;3lyNt2SOq3Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lyNt2SOq3Y[/video]
Best I could find of that scene.
Disclaimer: I despise South Park, the only reason I post this is because it's the first thing that popped into my mind.
Arggghhh, I hate this headache I have. 2 Advil and the pain isn't gone.
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