• Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=mrface3;32838015]Just to make it clear now, it's official, I'm done posting. Completely.[/QUOTE] Okay?
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;32838039]When you're like: "Aw, fuck yeah! Almost at X posts!" "No one cares about post counts" "Yeah, I guess so :smith:"[/QUOTE] Maybe I would've told you congrats if you came to me. Because I care.
Hey Ban Camp I have over two thousand posts where's my hug?
Fuck it, it's impossible to stay away from the best thread on Facepunch. Especially when your stepdad goes into a drunken rage and starts yelling at anybody within range. That fat fuck needs to get out. Shit, I broke much quicker than FilmSlacker.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32838319]Add me on steam sometime. I'll make time for you.[/QUOTE] Thought I already did. Who the fuck did I add then?
Is your avatar the old guy?
[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;32838237]Hey Ban Camp I have over two thousand posts where's my hug?[/QUOTE] Right here buddy <3 *hug*
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32838338]Whoops, maybe you did. Can't go online right now, but I'll let you know if you got the right steam name. It's "TheFilmSlacker". Nice and fancy.[/QUOTE] And I am Mr. Face, the avatar is that of a gentleman with a tophat riding a turtle. Which may seem familiar if you have ever seen the "You are a Tiger" thread. [editline]17th October 2011[/editline] Why'd this hit me so hard? [img]http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/375169_460s.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=FullStreak12;32837724]I'm pooping right now and it wont go out. I wish my shit was magnetic so I could put magnet in my toilet and let physics work it out.[/QUOTE]Poop in the squatting way.
[QUOTE=FullStreak12;32837724]I'm pooping right now and it wont go out. I wish my shit was magnetic so I could put magnet in my toilet and let physics work it out.[/QUOTE] Old trick used on puppies: Get a warm wipe/toilet paper chunk, and get it wet. Rub the inside of your anus. It will irritate the colon and cause a force "detonation" of feces. Don't ask me, ask my friend. He helps breed Greyhounds.
I have something so rage inducing. It's just too rage worthy for me to post it. At least to [b]ME[/b]. I will never post it.
Do post it.
[QUOTE=sa2fan;32839022]Do post it.[/QUOTE] Never. I will however post something that makes me rage. Not as much as the most rage inducing one to me. -More what made me say what? On the bus today. Two kids that looked about 8-10 were talking about trickshotting in MW2. One of them kept staring at my sister, then they suddenly started talking about zombies. Just one of the reasons why CoD sucks. Next, playing CoD, little kid, probably around 11, helps boost this little shit to victory. After someone gets a 360noscopeepicthrowingknife he instantly starts sounding like he had an orgasm.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32839479]Well, things seem to be looking up for me, guys. A girl I like has invited me to stay with her after we go to college. [img]http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p116/family_first14/TUMBLR%20MEME/RAINBOWFACE.png?t=1291702523[/img][/QUOTE] Awesome, good luck with that.
My fucking cat. He is the biggest attention whore/slut ever. Here is his schedule of annoyance: MORNING: MEOW MEOW DON'T GO TO SCHOOL MEOW MEOW AFTERNOON: MEOW MEOW IM GOING TO SPILL YOUR DRINK MEOW IM GOING TO SCRATCH YOUR BEARD MEOW IM GOING TO CLAW YOUR CHEEK WHEN RECORDING A SPORE VIDEO MEOW NIGHT: MEOW MEOW IM NOT GOING TO LET YOU FAP BECAUSE OF YOUR FEAR OF ME SCRATCHING YOUR DICK MEOW I'LL SIT ON YOUR ARM UNTIL IT'S PURPLE MEOW. I could not fucking stand it. I said "DO YOU WANT ATTENTION, I'LL GIVE YOU FUCKING ATTENTION" So I picked him up, threw him on my bed, and proceeded to give him the most roughest tummy rub known to man. I got rugburn on my hands and my arms felt like playdough and I lost my will to fap. At the end of it, I was tired as fuck and he started lighting a cigarette and walked away.
how I constantly pile affection on my dog because I have no girlfriend this could also be posted in shit that makes you sad, but fuck that shit
When people rate people dumb on here for talking about Call of Duty 4 and how good it is. It is, the best fucking game in the fucking series. Stop stereotyping
I'm tired of being depressed and now lacking the motivation to even see my therapist anymore. Every time life starts to look up for me, something stupid happens and knocks it back down. I just want to be happy and normal.
When you wake up at 4 AM and you're unable to fall back asleep fffuck
It winds me up when people only give a shit about post count. Quality, not quantity.
god damn kids on public transport that cant seem to shut the fuck up for five seconds
[QUOTE=archival;32840644]god damn kids on public transport that cant seem to shut the fuck up for five seconds[/QUOTE] Especially the ones that swear, fucking every pissing other fucking word they say.
[QUOTE=Slater;32840598]It winds me up when people only give a shit about post count. Quality, not quantity.[/QUOTE] I don't think there's really all that many people on FP that truly care about post count is there? (Yes, I realize the irony of me asking this. :v:)
How no matter how much time and effort into my drawings, I'm never proud of them. There's very few of my "works" I'm actually proud of, and even so I'm still not completely satisfied. I feel as if even I was the best artist on the planet of my type, I wouldn't be satisfied. Sigh, it's really bothersome too because it makes me scrap so many things in the middle of working on them to never finish it.
When I'm browsing Facepunch or other sites in class and someone sits behind me and look at everything I do, maybe blurting out "Hey, can you scroll back up?" etc.
[QUOTE=Onyx3173;32840912]I don't think there's really all that many people on FP that truly care about post count is there? (Yes, I realize the irony of me asking this. :v:)[/QUOTE] Most of the people in fast threads only care about it. There are too many who absolutely MAUL the Count to XXXX threads all day everyday!
How I can't think of anything creative most of the time. :saddowns:
its cold My blanket is being washed im freezing and i hate it
Those stupid adverts for retarded baby toys, you know the ones that pretend to piss or shit in their nappies and play annoying soundclips. NO, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR BABY TOY TAKING AN IMAGINARY SHIT OR PISS WHILE TRYING TO ENJOY MY BREAKFAST, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;32839678]My fucking cat. He is the biggest attention whore/slut ever. Here is his schedule of annoyance: MORNING: MEOW MEOW DON'T GO TO SCHOOL MEOW MEOW AFTERNOON: MEOW MEOW IM GOING TO SPILL YOUR DRINK MEOW IM GOING TO SCRATCH YOUR BEARD MEOW IM GOING TO CLAW YOUR CHEEK WHEN RECORDING A SPORE VIDEO MEOW NIGHT: MEOW MEOW IM NOT GOING TO LET YOU FAP BECAUSE OF YOUR FEAR OF ME SCRATCHING YOUR DICK MEOW I'LL SIT ON YOUR ARM UNTIL IT'S PURPLE MEOW. I could not fucking stand it. I said "DO YOU WANT ATTENTION, I'LL GIVE YOU FUCKING ATTENTION" So I picked him up, threw him on my bed, and proceeded to give him the most roughest tummy rub known to man. I got rugburn on my hands and my arms felt like playdough and I lost my will to fap. At the end of it, I was tired as fuck and he started lighting a cigarette and walked away.[/QUOTE] ROFLBURGER deserves best poster 2011. [editline]18th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Carne;32841421]When I'm browsing Facepunch or other sites in class and someone sits behind me and look at everything I do, maybe blurting out "Hey, can you scroll back up?" etc.[/QUOTE] The worst is when my mom looks over my shoulder while I'm browsing Facepunch and I have to awkwardly explain what the thread is about.
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