Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33019299]My Little Pony crossovers.
If you watch MLP fine whatever but jesus fuck stop bringing things that don't belong in there.
I even saw a fucking [I]George Carlin one.[/I][/QUOTE]
Oh come on, it can't be that ba--
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[u][b]OH YOU MOTHER[i]FUUUUUCKEEEERRRRSSS!!![/i][/b][/u]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/30481557/fuckyoudad.jpg[/img]
No. Do not act like you can just message me and pretend like you never did anything wrong to me ever.
Oh hey here's an idea for a birthday present for you, how about some of that [i]fucking child support you never pay?[/i]
Fuck off, Dad.
[QUOTE=rinoaff33;33018990]*downloading/installing Steam game*
Time remaining: 3 years 110 days 11 hrs 58 mins 3 secs[/QUOTE]
Time remaining: 1-3 hours.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33019340]controllers always seem to suck shit at aiming and presuming you own your own computer nobody is ever going to be taking it up when you want to play
also Steam is just so damn wonderful with it's sales so it's easy to choose pc over consoles[/QUOTE]
Yeah yeah of course you guys got your fancy gaming computers.
Too bad I DON'T own my own computer to play good games on.
EDIT: I got a profile message but I don't wanna read it. D:
The assistant principal told me that my math teacher would tutor me after class for 10-20 minutes, and that he would assure me that the teacher wouldn't say no. I go up and ask him, here's what he said to me, "You know, if you actually tried in my class, i'd probably give a rat's ass and help you through, but no, i won't, ill be sitting here in my classroom, laughing, because you'd be in here next year, again." I just wanted to kick his ass right then and there. Moral of this post, don't even think teachers want to help you, most of the time, they DON'T. This isn't the first time i've heard this, and god damn it breeds rage in me like a rabbit orgy.
Someone tossed me in a short story, called me Tim.
"Tim said in his annoying British accent...."
Fuck you. I DO NOT SOUND LIKE A BRIT DAMNIT!
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;33006291]I'm 17. I weight 103 pounds. ONE HUNDRED AND FUCKING THREE
Born premature & a high metabolism. People say I need to gain weight. Goddamnit I can't, this is the heaviest I'll be.
And did I mention I'm short? 5'2". :([/QUOTE]
Well at least you're not tall as fuck and skinny. I'm 130 pounds and 5'8"
[QUOTE=Region;33019595]Well at least you're not tall as fuck and skinny. I'm 130 pounds and 5'8"[/QUOTE]
At least you're not short and fat.
around 5'6 or 5'7 and I'm 152 :rolleyes:
[editline]HEY, I'm annoying.[/editline]
I hate being annoying. I literally say hello to almost everyone who's online when I get on. Here's a Steam chat.
[b]Rethill34: Hello good friend!
FilmSlacker is now Away.
FilmSlacker is now Offline.[/b]
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;33019363]Oh come on, it can't be that ba--
[u][b]OH YOU MOTHER[i]FUUUUUCKEEEERRRRSSS!!![/i][/b][/u][/QUOTE]
As long as there arn't any Dovahkiin or Larathen crossovers, we're all safe.
But then again, I heard larathen is a whiny cunt, so I wouldn't care.
I hate how in my school I'm the only kid that plays more than CoD, Minecraft or BF.
Wait, there's one that likes DoD.
Waiting by the phone
I hate it when games get to the point where it's just like "Well, what now?".
Y'know, the point where you have a house and farm in Minecraft and loads of iron and coal and shit or the point in Spore where you've got millions and can roll the fuck over anyone who gets in your way.
The challenge goes away and it just gets boring.
My parents just offered to buy me a hooker.
What the fuck mom?
I hate it when they PURPOSELY talk about awkward things.
"So are you getting a girlfriend this year?"
"Uh...*long silence* no?"
"You should."
"Don't forget you gotta go to your end year dance."
"But I'm not going."
"Yes you are you have to. You just don't want to because you don't want to hold hands with a girl."
And let's not forget the Are you gay conversation?
"Do you like boys [Insert my name.]?"
"No, I don't."
"But you never bring a girl home. You know I'm okay if you like men."
"But I don't."
I swear they get pretty awkward, I can't really explain them in text when I've been avoiding these conversations for a while.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33019340]controllers always seem to suck shit at aiming and presuming you own your own computer nobody is ever going to be taking it up when you want to play
also Steam is just so damn wonderful with it's sales so it's easy to choose pc over consoles[/QUOTE]
I dont get why everyone on here has something against consoles. I prefer consle gaming because: The screens bigger, and It's nice to lay down on a couch while your playing, instead of propped up in a chair at looking at a computer screen.
And though aiming might be harder, I find it easier to move around with an anologe stick than the awsd keys.
[QUOTE=Snake7;33020119]I dont get why everyone on here has something against consoles. I prefer consle gaming because: The screens bigger, and It's nice to lay down on a couch while your playing, instead of propped up in a chair at looking at a computer screen.
And though aiming might be harder, I find it easier to move around with an anologe stick than the awsd keys.[/QUOTE]
Such as trying to be a sneaky snake in the grass. I can move REAL slow with my analog sticks. Though I would gladly take PC over console any day, I just don't have one :/
Aiming is ridiculously harder though.
[editline]HEY[/editline]
To quote from my post earlier. They also asked me if I watched porn.
My dad:
"There is nothing wrong with tugging it son. It's just that if you do it because of little kids, you're fucked in the head."
I actually don't.
Like I said, I hate awkward conversations.
I also hate lurkers at night, POST SOMETHING DAMNIT!
[QUOTE=Region;33019595]Well at least you're not tall as fuck and skinny. I'm 130 pounds and 5'8"[/QUOTE]
Whoa, high metabolism?
I hate how skinny [i]I[/i] look, and I'm 75 kg and 178 cm. (165lbs and 5'8)
[QUOTE=DasherDigital;33020320]Whoa, high metabolism?
I hate how skinny [i]I[/i] look, and I'm 75 kg and 178 cm. (165lbs and 5'8)[/QUOTE]
He works out. And I would love to look skinny. At least I'm [i]slowly[/i] getting skinnier. Maybe after High School most of it will be gone.
[QUOTE=KingKombat;33015141]honestly, i want battlefield 3
but i much prefer Halo to both[/QUOTE] fresh air lots and lots of fresh air
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33015518][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFqHyCoypfM[/media]
GOD
DAMMIT[/QUOTE]Oh god I'm suddenly playing Nightmare House 2 again oh god help me help m-
Those screams weren't even in the game and they remind me so much of it.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;33014552]"No I never played any battlefield game before bf3"
Yeah well, fuck you.
I grew up playing 1942 and battlefield 2. Go back to your shit CoD[/QUOTE]
You shouldn't assume people are CoD fanboys just because they started playing a [B]FPS[/B] franchise you abseloutely love somegame else than you did. I for one thing played SWAT and Counter Strike before even bothering with Battlefield. Does that make me a bad person? Of course not. If I was like you, I'd say that some SWAT 4 players are horrible people because they didn't play SWAT 3. Or that every Driver San Francisco player is a horrible driver because they never played Driver 1. This is just a pure example of hopping the bandwagon.
Besides, the only thing outrageously ironic about BF's community so far was that some BC2 players didn't even acknowledge the existance of BF2/1942. Now THAT is really stupid.
You should inform and help people, not bash them for not knowing something that you do.
I hate hallucinations.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
[QUOTE=Rethill34;33020326]He works out. And I would love to look skinny. At least I'm [i]slowly[/i] getting skinnier. Maybe after High School most of it will be gone.[/QUOTE]
Of course I didn't take age into consideration. That may be why I was surprised.
Good luck with getting skinnier, Rethill.
[QUOTE=BrQ;33007644]are you saying you're fat because according to you, you have a slow metabolism?
because I hate people who say that, it's not because they don't excercise or because they eat shitty food, oh no, it's their metabolism and they can't do anything about it
(not specifically talking about you, but just fat people who say that in general)[/QUOTE]
Well when you exercise vigorously for 3 weeks and eat right, and only lose 5 pounds at the end, there's not really much more of an option then to think of it as slow metabolism, right?
Though that was a few years ago, but I doubt it'd change...
Mom has the same problem too, she even got gastric bypass (and it did help a lot, over 150lbs. or more lost, but she's still overweight) and she's still trying to lose weight with exercise and eating right and it isn't helping much.
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;33008055]Wasn't you the one that used to say you were a girl?
How is that possible?
I am 5' 9" and 132 lbs, and most adult men in my area seem smaller than me[/QUOTE]
Family of tall people. I'm actually taller then my 25 year old brother. Mom outgrew her mother too, just as I did. Though this is probably about as tall as I will get. Which is a good thing because what makes me so tall is my legs, and I want to stop growing because I'm having difficulties even fitting into mom's SUV... My legs get jammed.
[QUOTE=DasherDigital;33021411]Of course I didn't take age into consideration. That may be why I was surprised.
Good luck with getting skinnier, Rethill.[/QUOTE]
Oh man, I know how it's going to turn out.
[img]http://healthylifecarenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Kids-Little-Fat.jpg[/img]
It's not me I swear.
[editline]HEY[/editline]
I hate realizing the full power of the Bloodthirster.
"You win!"
THat my mom said "We'll have to wait to see if you can get your job permit".
It's my 14th birthday mom, It's legal for me now.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;33021773]THat my mom said "We'll have to wait to see if you can get your job permit".
It's my 14th birthday mom, It's legal for me now.[/QUOTE]
Now go get yourself a job and stop being like me when it comes to jobs. [i]Jobless[/i]
I was going to hang out with the girl I liked today and I finally had a chance to ask her out, but suddenly RECORD SETTING FUCKING STORM ON IT'S WAY FOR THE NORTHEAST WHAT THE FUCK.
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;33021944]I was going to hang out with the girl I liked today and I finally had a chance to ask her out, but suddenly RECORD SETTING FUCKING STORM ON IT'S WAY FOR THE NORTHEAST WHAT THE FUCK.[/QUOTE]
Go hang out with her at her place and keep her warm.
GUARANTEED TO WORK!
Somebody fucking help me! Russian Demonic Zombie Virus and I'm hearing thumping downstairs!
I can't be hallucinating!
How my Country takes a American Holiday and prefers it to one of our own.
I much prefer Bonfire Night to Halloween, I mean, I don't see you blowing shit up on Halloween
[QUOTE=FreakySoup;33018690]I don't post in this thread because I hate getting mad, but I need to vent this shit. Nomad's the only guy I've told this.
Blabbermouths! I don't want to hate people with mental disabilities, I really don't. And I don't. Downs and other severe mental issues I have sympathy for. It's just the ones that you aren't sure what's wrong, but they just never shut up.
Some of you who remember the experiences with mentally disabled people thread a while back. There I talked about a variety of kids who were allowed into the regular classes in my school, because apparently they have 'borderline' autism and thus don't have to attend special classes.
Big mistake.
Jesus Chrieest on a magical pogo stick they're fucking annoying. And I'm in the advanced classes too. This year I'm taking both Pre-Calculus and AP World History, and the same two annoying motherfuckers are in both of them too. For privacy's sake I'm going to call them Ryan and Tim.
Now what they're doing that's pissing me off to no end is how fucking retarded their concept of 'funny' is. Think 4Chan, but much much worse. Think worse then 'can i haz cheezeburger'. Every single unfunny, overused meme since the dawn of time is uttered by them during class.
The worst of it is in math. During normal note-taking times, they're separated and quiet. But when notes are over and free work time begins, BOOM they sit together right behind me and by god, it's bad.
Allow me to provide a few examples of their speech:
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA
HUUUUUUURR DIVIDE BY ZERO
SYTHETIC DIVISION BY ZERO HEHEHEE
LOL THATS A FAIL
CAN I HAZ CHEESEBURGER???
LOL I WAS PLAYING MINECRAFT AND I SAW A CREEPER AND IT EXPLODED LMAO
IM GUNNA FIND THE SQUARE ROOT OF ONE BILLION
CALCULATOR GIVES ERROR
DOUBLE RAINBOW!!!!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
LET'S TAKE TURNS SEEING WHO CAN WRITE 1 TO 10 FASTEST
etc, etc.
In addition, Ryan has a 'Powered by redstone' t-shirt he proudly wears regularly. Every day he doesn't, he's wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers jersey.
MY GOD THEY ANNOY ME SO FUCKING MUCH GOD DAMMIT FUCK
SoaringScout, have you met these guys? Might not have since they're sophomores, but no harm in asking.[/QUOTE]
No, but I know a kid named Darius who constantly makes your mom jokes and comebacks and he seems to think I'm friends with him.
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