Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33034545]When the box tells you to microwave shit for way less or more time than it actually needs[/QUOTE]
Well to be fair - some of them do say the cooking times are based on a (insert wattage) oven, and your own time may vary.
[editline]30th October 2011[/editline]
Also I hate when my hours at work are cut down to almost nothing. That puts a lot of strain on the cash I have set aside for gas money.
SCP Foundation.
I had "tab explosion" :/
EDIT: Also, when a girl starts talking to you, and you don't know what to say.
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;33034043]New music is annoying, there is no talent anywhere :C
Now what if... now stick with me here, what if you learn how to actually sing?
maybe a instrument?
no? ok autotune and DJ it is -___________-[/QUOTE]
There is just as much talent as there was in the 90's.
There is just more shit to sift through before you find it.
No cookies.
Youtube
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It's not my internet, facepunch works fine and other websites work fine.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33035416]Youtube
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It's not my internet, facepunch works fine and other websites work fine.[/QUOTE]
Meh.
I hate SCP Foundation. I'm not going to sleep.
Also, I fucking hate my brother. He burps really fucking loud, doesn't say "Excuse me" but instead laughs. He also makes strange noises and says stupid things. I want to kick his ass. He makes about 200 different stupid faces, thinking it's funny.
What he just said "I'm gonna set my penis to kill all you douches."
What the fuck is with his obsession of "pee" and "penis"?
I never expected this to happen to [i]my[/i] Facebook. Guess I was wrong, huh.
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:suicide:
I hate my family's iliteracy.
5 tabs open.
"OH MY GOD THE INTERNET IS SO SLOW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON YOUR COMPUTER?"
*show him, 5 tabs open.*
"I'm telling mom!"
*Mom comes down*
"Do I have to police you? I'll take your laptop away."
*Explain to them how it doesn't take more bandwidth after loading.*
"I don't care!"
._.
Moreto has over 30 tabs open. EXPLAIN THAT MOM!
Making stupid decisions that fuck you over later on.
Friday there was this large Halloween parade (anyone can join in with a costume) that happens every year. I decided to go for my first time, and god that was a [I]horrible[/I] idea.
Knowing how badly my feet react to long-distance walks, and the fact that my boots were extremely uncomfortable, I did it anyways, to try to be a trooper.
By the end of the day I was damn near in tears from my feet, knees, and my right hip being in agonizing pain.
[I]Never again.[/I] I felt rather stupid.
How did this fuck me over later?
The next day mom wanted to go somewhere I couldn't wait to go to, since we go once every year to pick out pumpkins, and other assorted Fall related things. I couldn't go because I had blisters the size of fucking quarters and rug burns of epic proportions on the bottoms of my feet.
[sub][sub]Warning, kinda gross:[/sub][/sub]
[sp]I had dad take a needle and pop the blisters[/sp] and that made them feel a lot better but I still missed out since she wanted to go early.
Oh well, instead of being a lazy fuck I helped my parents with a large amount of chores later on in the day when I felt a little better...
[B]TL;DR:[/B] Halloween parade + nasty boots = pain and blisters
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;33035868]Making stupid decisions that fuck you over later on.
Friday there was this large Halloween parade (anyone can join in with a costume) that happens every year. I decided to go for my first time, and god that was a [I]horrible[/I] idea.
Knowing how badly my feet react to long-distance walks, and the fact that my boots were extremely uncomfortable, I did it anyways, to try to be a trooper.
By the end of the day I was damn near in tears from my feet, knees, and my right hip being in agonizing pain.
[I]Never again.[/I] I felt rather stupid.
How did this fuck me over later?
The next day mom wanted to go somewhere I couldn't wait to go to, since we go once every year to pick out pumpkins, and other assorted Fall related things. I couldn't go because I had blisters the size of fucking quarters and rug burns of epic proportions on the bottoms of my feet.
[sub][sub]Warning, kinda gross:[/sub][/sub]
[sp]I had dad take a needle and pop the blisters[/sp] and that made them feel a lot better but I still missed out since she wanted to go early.
Oh well, instead of being a lazy fuck I helped my parents with a large amount of chores later on in the day when I felt a little better...
[B]TL;DR:[/B] Halloween parade + nasty boots = pain and blisters[/QUOTE]
Watch this.
Box magnet!
that spoiler made me gag a bit.
Sand.
I've had enough of it's shit.
[QUOTE=Bytecry;33036180]that spoiler made me gag a bit.[/QUOTE]
Well I gave a warning that it was gross! :v:
I hate headaches. Feels like someone played 9 innings of baseball with my head.
[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;33036265]I hate headaches. Feels like someone played 9 innings of baseball with my head.[/QUOTE]
Try migraines. They hurt, eugh.
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;33031871]Jesus Dick, I'm such a late person. I found out JUST NOW that Overv was demodded.
[H2]YOU MUST SHOWER ME WITH CLOCKS, FACEPUNCH![/H2][/QUOTE]
Overv was demodded??
[QUOTE=MintyMginty;33036922]Overv was demodded??[/QUOTE]
He asked to be.
So my cousins girlfriend came over to my apartment to spend the night, I saw a pillow of mine that had been missing for a long time because I let my cousin take it camping. I point it out and say that I havent seen my pillow in ages, and she says "That's not your pillow, I brought it from my house". I say that's kind of weird we have the same exact pillow (sarcastically) and this pillow also happens to have the same exact stain on it from a bloody nose I had the good fortune of waking up to. So i go upstairs and grab my other pillow to compare, and theyre exactly the same. My cousin tells me it's probably at his moms, where she incidentally lived at after they went camping.
This is probably the dumbest thing to be pissed off over, I just don't understand why people have to be so fucking ignorant.
Bloodthirsters.
When you summon one, the game is already won.
In case you don't know what a Bloodthirster is, go play Dawn of War and roll Chaos.
[editline]HEY[/editline]
These huge motherfuckers: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvlKYV_Y_CI&feature=channel_video_title[/media]
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33035416]Youtube
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It's not my internet, facepunch works fine and other websites work fine.[/QUOTE]
Maybe it's some firewall blocking it, you could try disabling windows firewall if you have it
[QUOTE=horsedrowner;33035828]I never expected this to happen to [i]my[/i] Facebook. Guess I was wrong, huh.
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:suicide:[/QUOTE]The problem you're experiencing here is Facebook. The solution is to not use it to avoid contracting the hideous disease that these people in the images have.
No, the solution is google plus.
No, the solution is STEAM!
My entire fucking laptop locked up 4 times while writing that. I'm going back to IE ._.
Fucking hell I stayed up late again. I'm going to hate myself for this.
THE HALLUCINATIONS MAN!
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33037977]How fuckin' late did you stay up? I've stayed up for 24 hours once and that never happened to me. I just felt like shit the day after.[/QUOTE]
Well, I don't usually stay up very late. Only on weekends. The problem is is that I read alot of creepypasta and watch horror films sometimes. Only then do I hallucinate.
Also, ghosts :tinfoil:
[editline]HEY[/editline]
Motherfucking hell I should NOT have touched Silent Hill.
When fucking weeaboos answer an equation in Japanese.
NO ONE FUCKING CARES YOU CAN COUNT TO A MILLION IN JAPANESE.
THIS IS AMERICA, DAMN IT.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33038218]My stepfather being a total fucking dick. He's the reason I moved away from my house, but of course he loves to come and visit to try and "make up" for what he did, only to fail miserably by acting as dickish as he did before.
He woke me up at 9 AM this morning for whatever reason because I had "slept in". Then he tells me to light a fire, which I don't mind at all. I enjoy it, actually.
Then he asks where my brother is. I tell him that he's at a friend's house. Then shit hit the fan. He wakes my grandmother up just to say "are you listening to this kid?". He then asked what he was doing, to which I answered "he's at a party with his friends, man."
"Oh for [B]FUCK'S SAKE[/B]", he screams.
Then he brings my little sister to the living room because I guess he didn't want to make a scene without her.
"I don't know why he can't just stay his ass home with his fucking family. That's what I did at his age. I didn't go out with my friends to parties and shit until I was 21 and that's because I was shagging who I went with. He's just doing it so that he doesn't have to work for me. I swear, he must be gay for his friends going out with them once every other week. Both you and that cunt brother of yours are no smarter than Tim from up the road who is technically retarded. At least he can work for someone without going to a friend's house."
To which I replied: "Why are you putting me down for something I didn't do? I haven't gone to a friend's house in the past couple of months because I'm too busy doing [I]your[/I] chores at [I]your[/I] house."
"[B]I didn't put you down at all.[/B]"
Well then what the fuck [I]is[/I] getting put down, huh? I don't even live with you anymore because I had to deal with your bullshit every fucking day.
[B]TL;DR[/B]
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What the fuck?
It's okay, my father is a dick. But not as much as your stepdad.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33038218]My stepfather being a total fucking dick. He's the reason I moved away from my house, but of course he loves to come and visit to try and "make up" for what he did, only to fail miserably by acting as dickish as he did before.
He woke me up at 9 AM this morning for whatever reason because I had "slept in". Then he tells me to light a fire, which I don't mind at all. I enjoy it, actually.
Then he asks where my brother is. I tell him that he's at a friend's house. Then shit hit the fan. He wakes my grandmother up just to say "are you listening to this kid?". He then asked what he was doing, to which I answered "he's at a party with his friends, man."
"Oh for [B]FUCK'S SAKE[/B]", he screams.
Then he brings my little sister to the living room because I guess he didn't want to make a scene without her.
"I don't know why he can't just stay his ass home with his fucking family. That's what I did at his age. I didn't go out with my friends to parties and shit until I was 21 and that's because I was shagging who I went with. He's just doing it so that he doesn't have to work for me. I swear, he must be gay for his friends going out with them once every other week. Both you and that cunt brother of yours are no smarter than Tim from up the road who is technically retarded. At least he can work for someone without going to a friend's house."
To which I replied: "Why are you putting me down for something I didn't do? I haven't gone to a friend's house in the past couple of months because I'm too busy doing [I]your[/I] chores at [I]your[/I] house."
"[B]I didn't put you down at all.[/B]"
Well then what the fuck [I]is[/I] getting put down, huh? I don't even live with you anymore because I had to deal with your bullshit every fucking day.
[B]TL;DR[/B]
[img]http://www.terrariaonline.com/attachments/nofun-jpg.2703/?embedded=1[/img][/QUOTE]
He sounds terrible, very terrible. LET'S DUMP FRIENDLIES ON HIM!
I hate people who think that having multiple virus protectors will help. No, it'll just cause them to conflict.
[QUOTE=Mr. Face;33032268]How paper magically beats rock in a game or rock paper scissors
[img]http://iwsmt.smellmybacon.com/August-20-2011-17-15-04-rps.jpg[/img]
I agree so much with this guy.[/QUOTE]
FUN FACT: in china's ming dynasty, legal papers were put UNDER the rock in the town square if they were accepted/passed. papers were places ON TOP of the rock if it was declined, hence where the paper beats rock thing comes from
ming dynasty china is also where the game came from
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33038218]My stepfather being a total fucking dick. He's the reason I moved away from my house, but of course he loves to come and visit to try and "make up" for what he did, only to fail miserably by acting as dickish as he did before.
He woke me up at 9 AM this morning for whatever reason because I had "slept in". Then he tells me to light a fire, which I don't mind at all. I enjoy it, actually.
Then he asks where my brother is. I tell him that he's at a friend's house. Then shit hit the fan. He wakes my grandmother up just to say "are you listening to this kid?". He then asked what he was doing, to which I answered "he's at a party with his friends, man."
"Oh for [B]FUCK'S SAKE[/B]", he screams.
Then he brings my little sister to the living room because I guess he didn't want to make a scene without her.
"I don't know why he can't just stay his ass home with his fucking family. That's what I did at his age. I didn't go out with my friends to parties and shit until I was 21 and that's because I was shagging who I went with. He's just doing it so that he doesn't have to work for me. I swear, he must be gay for his friends going out with them once every other week. Both you and that cunt brother of yours are no smarter than Tim from up the road who is technically retarded. At least he can work for someone without going to a friend's house."
To which I replied: "Why are you putting me down for something I didn't do? I haven't gone to a friend's house in the past couple of months because I'm too busy doing [I]your[/I] chores at [I]your[/I] house."
"[B]I didn't put you down at all.[/B]"
Well then what the fuck [I]is[/I] getting put down, huh? I don't even live with you anymore because I had to deal with your bullshit every fucking day.
[B]TL;DR[/B]
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Put-downs. I can't tell you how many times I've heard my parents say to me "GET UP, LARDASS!" or "SHUT UP, FATTY!"
And then when I ask them if I'm fat, they say I'm not.
um hello mom and dad but have you seen me lately [B][I]I'M FUCKING FAT! [U]YOU EVEN SAID IT YOURSELVES![/U][/I][/B]
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