• Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=Zenpod;33079955]I almost wish I knew a brony IRL I'd send him Glue sticks with notes attached saying "THIS IS WHAT BECOMES OF THEM"[/QUOTE] I shall have my revenge after all...
...Mormons. That is all...
[QUOTE=343N;33084279][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19296530/Things/Images%20of%20other%20stuff/ughwhatthehell.png[/img] I'm the guy whose name/avatar is totally blacked out.[/QUOTE] People who keep doing this. They reply with a smartass comment, and then upload it to facepunch/reddit and go 'look what this dumbass said to me'
When I think up a good sexual fantasy before going to sleep and forget most of it the next day when I finally have time to fap
[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;33086652]When I think up a good sexual fantasy before going to sleep and forget most of it the next day when I finally have time to fap[/QUOTE]I can't fap in bed due to the fact that sometimes I get way too into it and I fall asleep.
When I think of something funny while fapping.
3:15, time to go home and do whatever the fuck I want for several hours! Too bad those hours feel like fucking minutes, this shit's just depressing.
I asked a girl out today because she seemed nice and I thought it would be cool, check out my ultra smooth game. 'Hey, what would you think.. If I asked you out.' ...LONG PAUSE. 'Like a date?' 'Sure.' 'Um, I guess that would be cool.' 'Hah, okay.' *VERY AWKWARD HUG* Then I left. And took a walk of shame, and wondered how embarrassed she must be feeling. Because I asked her out without actually asking her out, and she yes. I didn't know what to do, I nearly kissed her and then I remembered she has braces and my mouth tastes like an ashtray because I smoked all day to calm down because I'm all stressed out for no reason. I didn't want to go on a date, I wanted to be her boyfriend. I thought that's how it worked. I want to say sorry and she should forget about it, but now I've freaked her out. It's weird enough that she's 5'3" and I'm 5'10".
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[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33090291]How my stepfather believes that you should be able to hit your children until they're 18. Now when they're 18, you can just fucking fight. No, seriously. Go out into the backyard and "fight like men" to solve your problems. I remember when I was 7 he brought the belt downstairs and told me to shut the fuck up because if I didn't, he was going to beat me with it. Then came the demonstration. (points to the overall leather of the belt) "this is for you now." (points to the belt buckle) "this is for when you're a teenager." I have to admit, I was scared enough to only get beaten once or twice in my lifetime after that. [editline]2nd November 2011[/editline] and yet he wonders why I moved out.[/QUOTE]I can't stand parents who beat their children. I don't care how much they were beaten/bullied as children, they should be the better person and not follow in their parents' footsteps in such an unacceptable way. I was only ever hit once by my parents, but it was a complete accident, I was only a few months old, and it wasn't even that hard, so I didn't remember it anyway.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33090918]Dude, I was 7.[/QUOTE] Wait. *looks back at your previous comment* aw son of a mother[H2]FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF[/H2]
Who do you live with, Slacker?
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33091675]My Grandmother at the moment. If this cancer ends up taking her life in the end, I have to move back, though...[/QUOTE] Accept my steam request.
The goddamn bugs in this house. [B]WE BUG BOMBED IT YESTERDAY WHERE THE HELL DID THESE FUCKERS COME FROM!?[/B] [editline]2nd November 2011[/editline] [B]OH SHIT THEY'RE CIRCLING ABOVE ME I'M DOOOOOOOMED[/B] [editline]2nd November 2011[/editline] Talked to my mom about the infected cut on my toe Going to the doctor tomorrow or something I guess.
Whenever the Flagdog goes down and half the pages in a thread won't stop loading because it doesn't realize it can't connect to the Flagdog server.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33074314]just got my glasses. I need to cut my hair, man. I look...well...retarded like this. [img]http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/385212_292015480820322_100000356179478_1034714_1879651748_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I hate to say it. But you sure look alot more sensible. At least better than I do. They always fuck up my haircuts. No matter which barber. Also, I STILL WON'T HAVE FUCKING INTERNET until tomorrow. Fuck you Shaw for messing with my wires and taking my booster. All of the techs at Telus we talked to don't have a clue what's going on.
My god, I have to "Try Again" 8888888888888888888888888888888 times before I fucking connect to a web page.
[QUOTE=Rethill34;33093055]Also, I STILL WON'T HAVE FUCKING INTERNET until tomorrow. Fuck you Shaw for messing with my wires and taking my booster. All of the techs at Telus we talked to don't have a clue what's going on.[/QUOTE] How do you not have internet but are able to post on FP? [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33091675]My Grandmother at the moment. If this cancer ends up taking her life in the end, I have to move back, though...[/QUOTE] I thought you were going to move in with some girl or was that for when you go to college?
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33089790]Swallowing kills the mood.[/QUOTE] But it makes the ending
My mom always feels the need to spread her bad mood onto everyone around her. "You feeling alright today, mom?" "YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM, CLEAN THE BATHROOM, AND GET ALL YOUR HOMEWORK DONE BEFORE EVEN TOUCHING THE COMUPTER" "Woah, calm down" "DONT TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME"
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33089790]Even worse is when at about the 5 minute mark, saliva starts to build up in my mouth. Swallowing kills the mood.[/QUOTE] Pfffft I use my own spit as lube. Feels good man
I was walking out of my study class today when someone came up to me and pointed to one of her friends saying that they wanted to know my number. Whether it was serious or not it just kind of got me mad, dunno why.
I don't understand this Santa Claus shit. Why did we need to make up a fake person so that we could lie to our children about what Christmas really is: People are really nice to each other and get each other gifts because they love each other, and they enjoy time together as a family. Why is that so bad that we have to lie about it? I don't understand. It's also just setting them up for sadness when they find out Santa Claus ain't real.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33094484]Because it's fun?[/QUOTE] Christmas is already fun as shit, so why do we need to pretend that a fictional character is real? I mean if he was just the man in the Christmas specials that the kids new was fictional that'd be fine but bullshitting them into believing he's real is just unnecessary. And why do it with Christmas but not with other holidays? We don't tell our kids Uncle Sam is real. We don't tell them that Jack Skellington is real. So why do we need fucking Santa?
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33094627]Christmas is already fun as shit, so why do we need to pretend that a fictional character is real? I mean if he was just the man in the Christmas specials that the kids new was fictional that'd be fine but bullshitting them into believing he's real is just unnecessary. And why do it with Christmas but not with other holidays? We don't tell our kids Uncle Sam is real. We don't tell them that Jack Skellington is real. So why do we need fucking Santa?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRdfX7ut8gw[/media]
BRONIES STOP BEING FUCKING GOOD AT MUSIC
[QUOTE=strayebyrd;33094642][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRdfX7ut8gw[/media][/QUOTE] The tradition does not need us pretending Santa is real in it. [editline]2nd November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33094662]The same question could be asked about movies, video games and TV.[/QUOTE] Wait, what? I don't know many TV shows, video games, or movies that we pretend are real to our children.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/UT5CH.png[/img] This twit has been annoying the fuck out of everybody on this video. I'd like to see HIM charge up in the freakin tank while an RPG waits in the wings. And my name is fairly retarded
[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;33093602]How do you not have internet but are able to post on FP? I thought you were going to move in with some girl or was that for when you go to college?[/QUOTE] McDonalds my friend.
The TP monsters that live deep in the depths of my anal forest. Also, about my homework situation from a few pages ago. I think I've found a way to help myself. If I get someone to do homework with me (not help me with MY homework, but to do our own homework at the same time), whether in real life or over the internet, I'll feel better and more supported and it should give me that boost I need to get my shit done.
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