• Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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'Religious Education'. Not really even a subject in itself, just generalised opinions that you don't give a fuck about. And then the exams. Fuck, I couldn't even move my arms for an hour afterwards because of all the bullshit I had to scrawl frantically over the question paper, only to discover that I only did two and a quarter questions. IN TWO FUCKING HOURS. Fuck you education system and your shitty opinionated useless subjects.
"Nope. Chuck Testa." I don't even know what the fuck this means but it pisses me off every time I see it.
[QUOTE=JesterUK;33109271]"Nope. Chuck Testa." I don't even know what the fuck this means but it pisses me off every time I see it.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;LJP1DphOWPs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs[/video]
People who think just because they are atheists they got every right in the world to bash and fight for anything remotely not their god damn beliefs. [B]No, your not smarter than i am, baboon ass.[/B]
[QUOTE=JesterUK;33109271]"Nope. Chuck Testa." I don't even know what the fuck this means but it pisses me off every time I see it.[/QUOTE] its a guy called Chuck Testa who sells dead animals that look like they're real. in his commercial, he shows an animal and people are like 'omg an animal' and then Chuck Testa appears and says 'nope, just Chuck Testa' people use it for example when someone shows a pic of an animal. then someone photoshops chuck testa above it with 'nope, chuck testa' or if someone actually goes "is that a [animal]??" and someone says "nope, chuck testa" its only a little funny after you've seen the commercial though
[QUOTE=Batman21;33108336]Encyclopedia Dramatica[/QUOTE] You can find some pretty funny shit on animal porn artists
I decided to go on a break from FP and it gave me a little time to think. So, I'll put this short, sweet and straight to the point; I sincerely apologize for puking my boo-hooey poor little me guts out all over the place a while back. It was incredibly stupid of me to do and I won't do it again, I will keep my personal issues to myself and try to take care of them. Anyways, what makes me mad is drawing certain angles in pictures. Long version: My hand just DOESN'T WANNA GO THAT DIRECTION and it makes lines all squiggly and shit. And this isn't on a piece of paper, it's with a tablet in Photoshop and I can't tilt the tablet without getting disoriented. Tilting the image itself would just make everything look weird when I tilt it back. I drew a Reshiram [sub][sub](Pokemon)[/sub][/sub] picture for a wallpaper a few hours ago and it destroyed my hand because of the angles I had to draw.
How suddenly slow my internet becomes when I'm installing a game on steam. It's been an hour and I've only downloaded 600 MB out of 5,000 that I need for Oblivion.
[QUOTE=mrface3;33109422][video=youtube;LJP1DphOWPs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs[/video][/QUOTE] "Nope, they're not. They're [b]dead.[/b]" I burst out laughing for the first time in months. [editline]l[/editline] I finished the video and nothing was funnier than that one moment.
My gym class, I feel like they're trying to make me angry on purpose. In my school they have gym makeups where you go early in the morning to run back and forth for like 45 minutes, now I have these make ups for 4 days next week but for bullshit reasons. -The dean apparently asked if I cut gym, so I talked to my teacher about how I was there but she didn't see me and marked me absent. She then asked me what activities we did that day and I told her all of them, said that it counted as a cut and gave me a make up -My gym teacher also gets mad that I perfer to speed walk around the track instead of running (Which we do pretty much every single gym class) so she gave me some makeups but my other gym teacher (I have two classes since my teacher last year was the biggest asshole towards me and hated everything about me so he made me fail one quarter which means you fail the whole year) allowed me to speed walk the mile -My guidance counselor decided instead of having 2 gym classes every other day, she gave me gym every day. Without even talking to me or my parents or anyone first about the idea
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[QUOTE=BrQ;33109637]its a guy called Chuck Testa who sells dead animals that look like they're real. in his commercial, he shows an animal and people are like 'omg an animal' and then Chuck Testa appears and says 'nope, just Chuck Testa' people use it for example when someone shows a pic of an animal. then someone photoshops chuck testa above it with 'nope, chuck testa' or if someone actually goes "is that a [animal]??" and someone says "nope, chuck testa" its only a little funny after you've seen the commercial though[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/341/clocks3.gif[/IMG] [editline]4th November 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=BrQ;33109637]its a guy called Chuck Testa who sells dead animals that look like they're real. in his commercial, he shows an animal and people are like 'omg an animal' and then Chuck Testa appears and says 'nope, just Chuck Testa' people use it for example when someone shows a pic of an animal. then someone photoshops chuck testa above it with 'nope, chuck testa' or if someone actually goes "is that a [animal]??" and someone says "nope, chuck testa" its only a little funny after you've seen the commercial though[/QUOTE] wow thx
[QUOTE=jason278;33110232]My gym class, I feel like they're trying to make me angry on purpose. In my school they have gym makeups where you go early in the morning to run back and forth for like 45 minutes, now I have these make ups for 4 days next week but for bullshit reasons. -The dean apparently asked if I cut gym, so I talked to my teacher about how I was there but she didn't see me and marked me absent. She then asked me what activities we did that day and I told her all of them, said that it counted as a cut and gave me a make up -My gym teacher also gets mad that I perfer to speed walk around the track instead of running (Which we do pretty much every single gym class) so she gave me some makeups but my other gym teacher (I have two classes since my teacher last year was the biggest asshole towards me and hated everything about me so he made me fail one quarter which means you fail the whole year) allowed me to speed walk the mile -My guidance counselor decided instead of having 2 gym classes every other day, she gave me gym every day. Without even talking to me or my parents or anyone first about the idea[/QUOTE] I hate when people don't run. I have to, why won't you damn it. ______________________________ I hate Madden 08 on the PS2, it'll find any way to piss me off. Going in for a hitstick BROKEN TACKLE FOUR TIMES AND TOUCHDOWN. Try to regular tackle the running back GONNA BOUNCE OFF OF YOU LIKE A RUBBER BALL, throw a pass to a wide open receiver LINEBACKER APPEARS TO PICK IT OFF, TOUCHDOWN. Fuck you Madden.
Speaking of running, I hate when people try to talk to me while we're running I'm fucking coughing up my lungs and feel like I'm going to puke and this guy is over here telling me all kinds of shit
[B]Bad.[/B][B][I][U]Plumbing.[/U][/I][/B] I'm talking about the kind where if a sink is ran here or there or this/that toilet is flushed while you're in the shower, the water turns either colder then fucking Antarctica's waters or hotter then water coming out of a Yellowstone geyser. Or a mix of both alternating, even. Whoever is dumb enough to set up fucking pipes like that should be SHOT. It makes me scared to take a damn shower because I'm afraid someone's gonna forget and flush the toilet in the other bathroom and scold the fuck out of me.
Having such a shit computer that I can barely play TF2 without it lagging like hell. It's so bad I have more playtime on the shitty counsel version than the PC version.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33113456]Well, I'm about to tell you all a story. I'll keep it short this time. This girl in my History 12 class is organizing a fundraiser for underprivileged kids. I almost considered helping out only to see that she had no fucking idea what she was doing. Then comes the dumbest thing I've heard in months. "Yeah, I'm going to have someone famous there, too." "Who?" "Well, if I told you, you wouldn't believe me." "Pfft, I've heard some stupid shit here, trust me. Who is it?" I shit you not, this is what she said. "...Queen." she mutters. "Queen? As in the Queen of fucking England?" "Yeah, we're like, distant-distant cousins." I don't even have to make fun of what she said. It's right there.[/QUOTE] what
Fuck jobbing pirates. I used to play this game called "puzzle pirates" 4 years ago and I saw this game on steam and immediatly nostalgia-ed a created a new account on steam, so much shit has changed. After 3 days of gameplay, I am an officer in a new crew and I get to sail a ship with a few other players. The problem is that the majority of the players are ages 8 though 13 and they are terrible at getting shit done. Plus voyages take about an hour so imagine spending 1 hour with 10 year olds with horrid spelling mistakes. I had to kick some of them off my ship because they wanted to "steer the ship" There were 2 humans left, the ones I kicked were replaced with AI. Then the hate messages came and apperantly me and my crew are at war with another crew. Fuck my virtual life.
In a presentation in my class for school some idiot said that Obama was just like Hitler, and started talking shit about how Republicans would solve all of the problems with the US and that the Democrats were useless and Obama didn't do a single thing during his presidency. Why do people like this have to live in this country for fuck's sake... Well that is Alberta for you.
Goddamn, 6:00 came early.
[QUOTE=igamiwarr;33114950]In a presentation in my class for school some idiot said that Obama was just like Hitler, and started talking shit about how Republicans would solve all of the problems with the US and that the Democrats were useless and Obama didn't do a single thing during his presidency. Why do people like this have to live in this country for fuck's sake... Well that is Alberta for you.[/QUOTE]Oh trust me, we have a lot more people like that here too. It's best you stay where you are right now. It's safer there.
Okay, bus driving by as I step out the door...which is five minutes earlier than when the bus gets there. I happen to have a long drive way. I missed the bus. Fuck.
[QUOTE=mrface3;33116738]Okay, bus driving by as I step out the door...which is five minutes earlier than when the bus gets there. I happen to have a long drive way. I missed the bus. Fuck.[/QUOTE] And now you have a three day weekend because you missed school today.
My cat. I love her to death, but her hide and seek skills exceed fucking ninjas. (exaggeration) My parents and I spent half the morning looking for her, thinking she got trapped somewhere and couldn't get out, or got outside when she's not supposed to. Finally found her, she crawled out from behind my parent's bed, looking at us like "what? why are you calling me, I was comfortable and alone back there." We still can't figure out how she got back there.
[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;33116817]And now you have a three day weekend because you missed school today.[/QUOTE] I have a limited amount of school I can miss for the year. Half of it has been missed. Three of those days were on the fault of a bullshit bus driver who doesn't know what slowing down means.
Get a moped. Very cost effective.
[QUOTE=mrface3;33116982]I have a limited amount of school I can miss for the year. Half of it has been missed. Three of those days were on the fault of a bullshit bus driver who doesn't know what slowing down means.[/QUOTE] Oh ya I remember all that bullshit. College gets a lot better in that regard because you can choose whenever you want to go to class and they won't care.
How every goddamn thing makes you gay over here: Want to take a walk in the park? Nope, only fags walk in the park. You were over at a buddy's house? Nope, you were fucking him. Your best friend is a girl? Only gay people's best friends are girls. Jesus christ... [h2]GROW THE FUCK UP.[/H2]
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33113456]Well, I'm about to tell you all a story. I'll keep it short this time. This girl in my History 12 class is organizing a fundraiser for underprivileged kids. I almost considered helping out only to see that she had no fucking idea what she was doing. Then comes the dumbest thing I've heard in months. "Yeah, I'm going to have someone famous there, too." "Who?" "Well, if I told you, you wouldn't believe me." "Pfft, I've heard some stupid shit here, trust me. Who is it?" I shit you not, this is what she said. "...Queen." she mutters. "Queen? As in the Queen of fucking England?" "Yeah, we're like, distant-distant cousins." I don't even have to make fun of what she said. It's right there.[/QUOTE] I would have raged so much more if she said "Yeah, Queen...as in the musician. I love his songs. [editline]5th November 2011[/editline] Oh page king, gotta think of something. Preordered BF3 months ago. I only recently realized that the address for my paypal is my old house, that I lived in only six months ago. I then remembered that the people that now there are fucking pompous assholes who have held onto our mail for months on end and rung us up at like 7 pm on a monday night because the in built vacuum cleaner wasn't working (When the only problem is they hadn't cleaned the filter which my dad had suggested around 500 times) So now there's the possibility Battlefield is already there, or will arrive shortly, and I have to fucking ride my bike over to try and persuade them to give it to me.
I had a dream I got a new gaming PC to play Skyrim and then 2 hours later I realized I'd been playing a PS3 and it had an option to see boobs and if you clicked on it, it permanently marked your profile as 'tried to see boobs.'
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