• Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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How my mother implies it takes 3 hours to do 1 page of Math homework
oh my fuck holy shit omg I'm afraid to leave my room shit I was jerking off with this glove and lotion and after I was done I hid it in a cup I got from wendys until later when I could dispose of it securely, along with a plastic baggie that I did the deed into as well... While I was away at school my mom decided to clean my room for me..... BAD! She threw out the cups and I went downstairs to look in the garbage and of course THEY WERE OPENED so I know she saw the little treasures In addition to that I left this piece of paper with a hentai girl on it folded up on my bedroom floor -- I'm sure she saw that shit too. :*((
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33172134]Dude, how old are you? Parents know that teenagers jack off and if you're 12 or something, it really shouldn't be that bad of a reaction. It shows that you're growing up. [editline]7th November 2011[/editline] Physically, anyway...[/QUOTE] I'm 15; I'm not afraid of getting in trouble it's just really awkward
Unless your parents are very religious. In that case, good luck
[QUOTE=Blally;33172002]oh my fuck holy shit omg I'm afraid to leave my room shit I was jerking off with this glove and lotion and after I was done I hid it in a cup I got from wendys until later when I could dispose of it securely, along with a plastic baggie that I did the deed into as well... While I was away at school my mom decided to clean my room for me..... BAD! She threw out the cups and I went downstairs to look in the garbage and of course THEY WERE OPENED so I know she saw the little treasures In addition to that I left this piece of paper with a hentai girl on it folded up on my bedroom floor -- I'm sure she saw that shit too. :*(([/QUOTE]If she really cared that much, she would bring it up with you.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33172134]Dude, how old are you? Parents know that teenagers jack off and if you're 12 or something, it really shouldn't be that bad of a reaction. It shows that you're growing up. [editline]7th November 2011[/editline] Physically, anyway...[/QUOTE] If anything they should be proud. I'm proud of you son, now you jerk off to those cartoon boobies. HIGH FIVE! [B]YEAH[/B]
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33172650]If anything they should be proud. I'm proud of you son, now you jerk off to those cartoon boobies. HIGH FIVE! [B]YEAH[/B][/QUOTE] thank you mister
I'm no good with putting thoughts into words so this probably won't come out how I want it to, but sometimes I wish there was something wrong with me (Wrong isn't the right word, but I can't think of a better one). Sometimes I just wish I was actually depressed, or had a mental illness. Hell, sometimes I wish I was gay (I am 100% okay with homosexuality, this is why wrong isn't the right word). I don't know why, maybe I just wish I was set apart from the crowd in some way, or maybe I just want attention. But I think the main reason is so that I could blame my feeling like shit, my insecurity, my social awkwardness on something. I know I should take responsibility for all this, and I do. But sometimes I just wish I could put all that blame on something else. Compared to some of the stories I've read in this thread alone, I've learned that my life could be a lot worse. Sometimes I wish I had a shit life, so I wouldn't feel so bad about feeling like shit. My life isn't horrible, but sometimes it just makes me so depressed or angry. I'm usually made fun of at school simply for wearing a different shirt. I'm no good at talking to girls. Shit, I'm 15 and I only just got my first girl hug two days ago. I've never had a girlfriend. I want one, but every time I'm even close to asking her out I manage to find something I don't like and say that that's the reason I didn't ask her out. But I know damn well that it's because I'm just a shy, insecure fuck. I find it scary how often I think of suicide. I'm not thinking about committing suicide, but I can be in any given room, I'll see any random object, and I'll think of how easy it would be to kill myself. I'll be in my room doing homework, I'll look at my pillow, and just think of how easy it would be to suffocate myself with it. Or I'll see a pair of scissors on the kitchen table and think of how easy it would be to just stab myself in the throat with them. That's not a good way to end a post, but I can't think of anything else so here you go. /rant [editline]7th November 2011[/editline] and I killed the thread
How I lack the amount of self-control to keep myself from reading spoilers ( mass effect 3)
Turns out I'm slowly going colorblind. Shit.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33174255]I give up. The NES Castlevania games are too fucking hard. I can't beat them. [editline]7th November 2011[/editline] Shit, now I feel terrible for even complaining about a video game being too hard. I'm sorry to hear that, dude.[/QUOTE] I can get surgery for it when I'm older though, so I'll be fine.
[QUOTE=Blally;33172002]oh my fuck holy shit omg I'm afraid to leave my room shit I was jerking off with this glove and lotion and after I was done I hid it in a cup I got from wendys until later when I could dispose of it securely, along with a plastic baggie that I did the deed into as well... While I was away at school my mom decided to clean my room for me..... BAD! She threw out the cups and I went downstairs to look in the garbage and of course THEY WERE OPENED so I know she saw the little treasures In addition to that I left this piece of paper with a hentai girl on it folded up on my bedroom floor -- I'm sure she saw that shit too. :*(([/QUOTE] uh... okay then
I wish I could wake up to The Beatles - Getting Better but no, I wake up to my mother yelling "Wake up!"
I wanna wake up to this song: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cTYhY3NUWE[/media]
This is the song I want to wake up to (Warning: Nerdy anime shit inbound, avoid if you dislike!). [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxpunCC8HDQ[/media] Makes me feel like a god.
I am legittly crying FUCK YOU INTERNET I HAVEN'T CRIED IN 5 FUCKING YEARS
How most people I meet seem to have a huge hard-on for spongebob. And if you don't find it funny, they will fucking chew you out for having a different sense of humor.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmdPQp6Jcdk&feature=related[/media] I have my iPod in my alarm clock usually set to this song.
if I'm waking up this is my SHIT [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7BduqrtyqQ[/media] that's my phone's alarm. I'm just saying thats my SHIT
I hate that I feel like such a creeper right now.
Wow. This server has NOTHING on its rules lists that says you can't change your Steam username during a round yet I get banned for 10 mins for "Name change during a round" I was spectating you fucktard.
[url="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1108979?p=33173191&viewfull=1#post33173191"]Sperglords like this guy. This is about as autistic as you can possibly get.[/url]
I can't decide whether to get Modern Warfare 3 or not. One half of me says "The game looks cool. I should get it." The other, pessimistic side says "NO! Its the same crap that usually comes from CoD!" CONTRADICTING THOUGHTS, DAMNIT! Also, how my friend pirates over half of his games, but I decide to borrow a game instead of buying it and he calls me a "Cheap asshole".
[QUOTE=Blitzkrieg Zero;33176847]I can't decide whether to get Modern Warfare 3 or not. One half of me says "The game looks cool. I should get it." The other, pessimistic side says "NO! Its the same crap that usually comes from CoD!" CONTRADICTING THOUGHTS, DAMNIT![/QUOTE] Pretty much me whenever a new CoD comes out. Usually I don't buy them, but they're some that catch my attention.
People who buy mw3 and expect it to be great.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;33176889]It's the same as the others. So if you liked the others, I'd get it.[/QUOTE] Same as the other Modern Warfare's? Or just CoD in general? I didn't think MW2 was all bad, and I loved the hell out of CoD 4. [B]Edit:[/B] I do use skins for Counter strike: Source, and if I fuck up installing one of them, I have to restart from scratch (E.G. deleting my entire CS:S folder, then forcing the game to make a new one). Pisses me off.
First dislike on youtube was when I was actually trying to do something productive instead of having sex with cleverbot or playing children's games. I don't understand my life skills
[QUOTE=fish puncher;33172881] But I know damn well that it's because I'm just a shy, insecure fuck. I find it scary how often I think of suicide. I'm not thinking about committing suicide, but I can be in any given room, I'll see any random object, and I'll think of how easy it would be to kill myself. I'll be in my room doing homework, I'll look at my pillow, and just think of how easy it would be to suffocate myself with it. Or I'll see a pair of scissors on the kitchen table and think of how easy it would be to just stab myself in the throat with them. [/QUOTE] Why do I agree with this part?
Playing The Suffering for a good 5-6 hours, getting really really far. I'm feeling like I'm getting close. All of a sudden "This Xbox Original has experienced an error, please clean the disc". Guess who's not gonna bother playing it tonight? I guess the game turning off/breaking/error when you haven't saved in a long time in general/
My 360 has destroyed 3 of my games. 180$. 360, you cheated me out of 180 bucks. I'll never use you again. [sp]except for halo, but i'll be careful not to move you[/sp]
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