• Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;32081614]People repeating what I just said, especially in school lessons. E.g. Teacher: "GmanIsJoker, please tell me what happened in 17-derpherp." Me: "Sure, what happened in these years was derp herp." *a wild classmate's finger appears in the air* Teacher: "Yes, Herpy?" Herpy: "Well, you could also say that (says exactly what I just said but in different words)." Teacher: "Just right, Herpy." Me: whatthefuck.jpg[/QUOTE] I have the same problem but it's people not listening to me. A class mate:hey what time is it? Me:9:15 "sudden silence" Guy beside me: uh it's 9:15 Classmate:oh thanks bro Another time Classmate:hey howcome class is finished early? Me:because all classes are cut short due to an afternoon assembly 'sudden silence" another guy beside me:because all classes are cut short due to an afternoon assembly Classmate:thanks man Seriously what the fuck?
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5B2QS.png[/IMG] This shit. If you're going to make a U-turn, don't pull halfway through the fucking median. If you're going to cross traffic to get to the other side of the road, fucking pull up. I've had to sit in my neighborhood exit for five minutes at a time because idiots pull up in the wrong position, and I can't tell what the fuck they're trying to do.
Me now finishing Deus Ex Human revolution not killing a single person, only using non lethal ways, only stealth, and not setting off a single alarm (I did save and reload a lot though), but in the end i did not get the pacifist achievment because i killed some people in the tutorial...
[QUOTE=Minimole;32082118]I have the same problem but it's people not listening to me. A class mate:hey what time is it? Me:9:15 "sudden silence" Guy beside me: uh it's 9:15 Classmate:oh thanks bro Another time Classmate:hey howcome class is finished early? Me:because all classes are cut short due to an afternoon assembly 'sudden silence" another guy beside me:because all classes are cut short due to an afternoon assembly Classmate:thanks man Seriously what the fuck?[/QUOTE] This is what my damn sister does to me all the time. [i]On our way to the bus stop.[/i] Sister: "Momma, what's today's date?" Me: "It's Friday, September second." *pause, mother doesn't answer* Sister: "Momma?" Mother: "Did you not just hear your fucking brother?"
[img]http://gyazo.com/505fd9957799f0b062113768b1eff098.png[/img] That's why.
People who use Gyazo and then all I can fucking see is a little x faced smilie use dropbox or something god damn
GAYZO, GAYZO, GAYZO!!! Joining in to feel important.
A teacher borrowed my only pen I brought with me for today and never gave it back. But when I do it it's considered stealing.
[u]Some[/u] of the rules in place about cell phones and other devices in High School. I respect rules to keep cell phones off from 8:10 AM to 3:00 PM. But, here are the rules that drive me insane (even though I don't even have a phone). 1. You [b]must keep your memory card/battery/sim card in your device when they take it up if your caught with it[/b], otherwise you get [u]out of school suspension[/u] (even though they don't have the right to invade your personal information/data) 2. If your electronic device falls out of your backpack/purse, they will take it up whether or not it is off. 3. If you have [b]set a password[/b] to prevent unauthorized access AND they take it up, it is instant [u]out of school suspension[/u].
[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;32082889][u]Some[/u] of the rules in place about cell phones and other devices in High School. I respect rules to keep cell phones off from 8:10 AM to 3:00 PM. But, here are the schools I don't like. 1. You [b]must keep your memory card/battery/sim card in your device when they take it up if your caught with it[/b], otherwise you get [u]out of school suspension[/u] (even though they don't have the right to invade your personal information/data) 2. If your electronic device falls out of your backpack/purse, they will take it up whether or not it is off. 3. If you have [b]set a password[/b] to prevent unauthorized access AND they take it up, it is instant [u]out of school suspension[/u].[/QUOTE] Your phone contains your goddamn personal info, they have no right to suspend you for password protecting it.
[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;32082889][u]Some[/u] of the rules in place about cell phones and other devices in High School. I respect rules to keep cell phones off from 8:10 AM to 3:00 PM. But, here are the rules that drive me insane (even though I don't even have a phone). 1. You [b]must keep your memory card/battery/sim card in your device when they take it up if your caught with it[/b], otherwise you get [u]out of school suspension[/u] (even though they don't have the right to invade your personal information/data) 2. If your electronic device falls out of your backpack/purse, they will take it up whether or not it is off. 3. If you have [b]set a password[/b] to prevent unauthorized access AND they take it up, it is instant [u]out of school suspension[/u].[/QUOTE] Wow.. your school is terrible.
[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;32082889][u]Some[/u] of the rules in place about cell phones and other devices in High School. I respect rules to keep cell phones off from 8:10 AM to 3:00 PM. But, here are the rules that drive me insane (even though I don't even have a phone). 1. You [b]must keep your memory card/battery/sim card in your device when they take it up if your caught with it[/b], otherwise you get [u]out of school suspension[/u] (even though they don't have the right to invade your personal information/data) 2. If your electronic device falls out of your backpack/purse, they will take it up whether or not it is off. 3. If you have [b]set a password[/b] to prevent unauthorized access AND they take it up, it is instant [u]out of school suspension[/u].[/QUOTE] Holy christ that's a load of bullshit.
[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;32082889][u]Some[/u] of the rules in place about cell phones and other devices in High School. I respect rules to keep cell phones off from 8:10 AM to 3:00 PM. But, here are the rules that drive me insane (even though I don't even have a phone). 1. You [b]must keep your memory card/battery/sim card in your device when they take it up if your caught with it[/b], otherwise you get [u]out of school suspension[/u] (even though they don't have the right to invade your personal information/data) 2. If your electronic device falls out of your backpack/purse, they will take it up whether or not it is off. 3. If you have [b]set a password[/b] to prevent unauthorized access AND they take it up, it is instant [u]out of school suspension[/u].[/QUOTE] This reminds me of my school. They claim that since its not supposed to be on school property, they can go through it all they want.
[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;32082889][u]Some[/u] of the rules in place about cell phones and other devices in High School. I respect rules to keep cell phones off from 8:10 AM to 3:00 PM. But, here are the rules that drive me insane (even though I don't even have a phone). 1. You [b]must keep your memory card/battery/sim card in your device when they take it up if your caught with it[/b], otherwise you get [u]out of school suspension[/u] (even though they don't have the right to invade your personal information/data) 2. If your electronic device falls out of your backpack/purse, they will take it up whether or not it is off. 3. If you have [b]set a password[/b] to prevent unauthorized access AND they take it up, it is instant [u]out of school suspension[/u].[/QUOTE] Ahaha what. If I have any type of electronic device they will take it away? *Old man drops hearing aid* Principal: I AM TAKING THAT AWAY FROM YOU, YOU PUNK!
[QUOTE=Nohj;32083045]This reminds me of my school. They claim that since its not supposed to be on school property, they can go through it all they want.[/QUOTE] The funny thing: The school specifically states your allowed to have them, just off during their posted times.
So I bought a pack of six donuts because I wanted donuts, so far I have eaten one of them, in the morning yesterday before school so I wouldn't be starving the rest of the day. Today, in the afternoon, I go down to check on them, make sure the ants are getting to them and I open up the box, there's one fucking donut left. ONE, It was a six pack, and there's one left, so either 6-1=1, or some fucker ate them. Now who the hell in my house would eat donuts? Lets see, there's my mom who is a health food nazi and has been out of the house for the past two days or my dad who has type two diabetes and shows no signs of wanting to do anything about that. I WONDER WHO THE FUCK COULD IT HAVE BEEN? MY DEAD CAT? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING MY DAMN DONUTS, DAD. I MEAN JESUS CHRIST. WHO THE HELL STEALS 4 DONUTS WITHOUT TELLING YOU? DID YOU NOT EXPECT ME TO FUCKING NOTICE? I MEAN FUCK, I BARELY EAT ANYTHING AS IT IS, YOU DIDN'T EVEN PAY FOR THOSE DAMN DONUTS. FUCK. YOU OWE ME YOU ASSHOLE.
I stole them. Sorry.
[QUOTE=MegaChalupa;32084103]So I bought a pack of six donuts because I wanted donuts, so far I have eaten one of them, in the morning yesterday before school so I wouldn't be starving the rest of the day. Today, in the afternoon, I go down to check on them, make sure the ants are getting to them and I open up the box, there's one fucking donut left. ONE, It was a six pack, and there's one left, so either 6-1=1, or some fucker ate them. Now who the hell in my house would eat donuts? Lets see, there's my mom who is a health food nazi and has been out of the house for the past two days or my dad who has type two diabetes and shows no signs of wanting to do anything about that. I WONDER WHO THE FUCK COULD IT HAVE BEEN? MY DEAD CAT? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING MY DAMN DONUTS, DAD. I MEAN JESUS CHRIST. WHO THE HELL STEALS 4 DONUTS WITHOUT TELLING YOU? DID YOU NOT EXPECT ME TO FUCKING NOTICE? I MEAN FUCK, I BARELY EAT ANYTHING AS IT IS, YOU DIDN'T EVEN PAY FOR THOSE DAMN DONUTS. FUCK. YOU OWE ME YOU ASSHOLE.[/QUOTE]I know what you mean. We buy these fucking delicious peanut butter fudge cookies every week. I manage to have a few, but the day after we buy them, my sister has already finished off the entire damn package. And, due to her high metabolism, she still looks as skinny as Emily from NH2. In a way, that's a bad thing, because my sister looks like a bloody shorter version of Emily, and if I see her silhouette at night, I'm probably going to shit myself.
[QUOTE=Nohj;32083045]This reminds me of my school. They claim that since its not supposed to be on school property, they can go through it all they want.[/QUOTE] That's like teachers saying they can rape dogs that get into the school yard because they're not allowed on school property. I doubt that's ever happened though. I hope.
[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;32082889][u]Some[/u] of the rules in place about cell phones and other devices in High School. I respect rules to keep cell phones off from 8:10 AM to 3:00 PM. But, here are the rules that drive me insane (even though I don't even have a phone). 1. You [b]must keep your memory card/battery/sim card in your device when they take it up if your caught with it[/b], otherwise you get [u]out of school suspension[/u] (even though they don't have the right to invade your personal information/data) 2. If your electronic device falls out of your backpack/purse, they will take it up whether or not it is off. 3. If you have [b]set a password[/b] to prevent unauthorized access AND they take it up, it is instant [u]out of school suspension[/u].[/QUOTE] Ouch, man. I was fucking shocked when I got to high school, cause they were like Every Teacher: "Alright, so about phones: Basically if we aren't doing anything at all I don't really give a shit OR if you're doing solo work, feel free to listen to your iPods or fuckin' whatever." and in fact multiple days we literally have been doing nothing and I just used my phone all period. Every morning I wake up and I'm like "Do I have my headphones and phone? Good, cause there is no fuckin' way I'm not taking advantage of this shit." I seriously wear the damn headphones around my neck and teachers don't even care, I fucking love it.
I hate when teachers act like they own the goddamn school: -Bell rings- Teacher: HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING CLASS ISN'T OVER UNTIL I SAY SO
[QUOTE=MegaChalupa;32084103]So I bought a pack of six donuts because I wanted donuts, so far I have eaten one of them, in the morning yesterday before school so I wouldn't be starving the rest of the day. Today, in the afternoon, I go down to check on them, make sure the ants are getting to them and I open up the box, there's one fucking donut left. ONE, It was a six pack, and there's one left, so either 6-1=1, or some fucker ate them. Now who the hell in my house would eat donuts? Lets see, there's my mom who is a health food nazi and has been out of the house for the past two days or my dad who has type two diabetes and shows no signs of wanting to do anything about that. I WONDER WHO THE FUCK COULD IT HAVE BEEN? MY DEAD CAT? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING MY DAMN DONUTS, DAD. I MEAN JESUS CHRIST. WHO THE HELL STEALS 4 DONUTS WITHOUT TELLING YOU? DID YOU NOT EXPECT ME TO FUCKING NOTICE? I MEAN FUCK, I BARELY EAT ANYTHING AS IT IS, YOU DIDN'T EVEN PAY FOR THOSE DAMN DONUTS. FUCK. YOU OWE ME YOU ASSHOLE.[/QUOTE] [img]http://sadpanda.us/images/638302-Y3PZEXL.png[/img]
My english teacher if we have headphones in her class she'll just tell you to take them out. If that was another teacher my ass would be sent to the headmaster.
[QUOTE=Bytecry;32084733]My english teacher if we have headphones in her class she'll just tell you to take them out. If that was another teacher my ass would be sent to the headmaster.[/QUOTE] If you were even seen with headphones at my school they would take it away and sell it or some shit. Well there's your expensive headphones gone in a day. I swear you should be able to sue for this...
[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;32084195]I know what you mean. We buy these fucking delicious peanut butter fudge cookies every week. I manage to have a few, but the day after we buy them, my sister has already finished off the entire damn package. And, due to her high metabolism, she still looks as skinny as Emily from NH2. In a way, that's a bad thing, because my sister looks like a bloody shorter version of Emily, and if I see her silhouette at night, I'm probably going to shit myself.[/QUOTE] Me and my father buys an 8 pack of cinnamin doughnuts, best fucking things we've ever tasted. In a day there's one left where we leave for each other until it's a week after.
When people have snack cakes and tell me I can't have some. If there's snack cakes, I'm fucking having some, it's just it's fact. I WILL KILL YOU FOR THOSE FUCKING SNACK CAKES I MEAN IT
My school has wifi and we can use laptops, tablets, AND our cells for note taking, research, typing papers, whatever. It's great. Only downside is, we're only allowed on for 45 minutes a day. [editline]3rd September 2011[/editline] ya'll niggas jelly?
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[QUOTE=SockFC;32084581]I hate when teachers act like they own the goddamn school: -Bell rings- Teacher: HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING CLASS ISN'T OVER UNTIL I SAY SO[/QUOTE]Fucking this times 1000, especially when that one retard in class has to go ruin it for everyone else just before we're about to head off for lunch.
I hate it when people imply that foreigners are "uneducated" if they don't speak English.
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