Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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My fucking dog did this. Now I need another one. FUCK YOU, DOG!
My father gives me 40 seconds to find something from the kitchen drawers before he starts telling me to hurry up. Worse when he just tells me that it's "in the kitchen drawers" well gee there aren't like 7 drawers in the kitchen are there?
[QUOTE=Plattack;33222963]My father gives me 40 seconds to find something from the kitchen drawers before he starts telling me to hurry up. Worse when he just tells me that it's "in the kitchen drawers" well gee there aren't like 7 drawers in the kitchen are there?[/QUOTE]
My dad keeps shouting at me every time I sneeze, yelling "Why didn't you grab a tissue?"
Because I can totally control when I sneeze and it's so easy to hold it for more than two seconds
[editline]11th November 2011[/editline]
Am I posting too much?
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33216099]Ever have one of those dreams where you wake up and check to see if it was real?
Yeah, I dreamed that Batman took videos of me jacking off with his hidden bat-cameras and posted them on my YouTube channel.
I woke up and checked YouTube as fast as I could. What the hell is wrong with me?[/QUOTE]
I know what you mean.
Last night I had a dream about a pair of large killer bio-luminescent jellyfish that could phase through walls landing in my neighborhood absorbing people. Then my family and I found out how to kill them with a trap, and we knew one was coming for us for killing it's friend so we hid behind furniture out of sight of the big window in the great room, peering around the furniture every so often to see if it was coming. It arrived and I said "There it is!" I was scared out of my wits, but it fell for the trap we had sitting in the garage, and then I woke up.
I was kinda scared to go outside to help my parents for a few hours, constantly looking in the sky for them.
Yeah. None of the dreams I have ever make sense either.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33222674]Well, I my stepfather came to get me at my friend's place a bit ago and flipped a shit at me [B][U][I]FOR TAKING 2 MINUTES TO GET OUT THE DOOR.[/I][/U][/B]
"I was on the top floor, dad. I almost forgot my glasses, so I went upstairs to grab them."
"WHAT IF YOUR MOTHER WAS DYING IN THE BACK SEAT? 2 MINUTES CAN BE A LONG TIME TO SOME PEOPLE."
"If that were the case, I'd assume you'd have the common sense enough to drive her to the hospital instead of picking me up."
He screeched his tires down the road and taunted me the entire ride home making the "I'm about to punch you in the face" gesture with his fist again.[/QUOTE]
I think it's safe to say that everyone on FP who knows about your stepdad thinks that he doesn't deserve to be a father figure no only for you, but for ANYBODY on Earth.
We got this black girl at school 2 weeks ago which is weird because our school is made up of mostly white farmers. She's pretty much the stereotypical black girl. She wore those 'real d 3d' glasses all day today, fucking annoying. She also tells all the girls to show their asses off. At our dance, she was in the middle of the floor booty dancing. Other than her, we only have 1 black guy, and he's only 1/2 black, so he doesn't really count. And we tell him this and he thinks it's funny so don't think I'm being offensive.
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;33216115]Why does Batman wanna see you jerk off?[/QUOTE]
For the same reason he wants to hang out with Robin
These assholes in my science class.
Their quirks include:
-Repeating what people say in a horrible obnoxious voice.
-They called scientists "dumb retarded people"
-So. Many. Gay. Jokes
"hahahahah the teacher said CATCH heueheuehe that's gay"
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33214775]Apparently I might have a chance to be re-entered into school next year as a girl, which is pretty fucking rad.
Now I gotta find a way to raise money for clothes and a wig and shit though, and that kinda sucks.[/QUOTE]
Uh okay?
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33223351]My vision is going blurry. I feel like I'm watching myself go through life. This happens every once in a while and it scares the shit out of me.
I don't feel in control of my body. Can anyone help me?[/QUOTE]
Out of body experience or something else?
[QUOTE=SockFC;33223790]These assholes in my science class.
Their quirks include:
-Repeating what people say in a horrible obnoxious voice.
-They called scientists "dumb retarded people"
-So. Many. Gay. Jokes
"hahahahah the teacher said CATCH heueheuehe that's gay"[/QUOTE]
"What you want Skyrim that's gay."
"Want some tea English?"
"[Singing]Tea and crumpets tea and crumpets!"
"You so gangsta you went to the bathroom."
"[Gay joke]"
"MW3 is the best game ever and nothing is better than it."
"You don't like Phys Ed? FAGGOT!"
Some of these people make me want to kill them. I can't even remember the worst quotes.
They also mock me in a fake Cochney accent. I don't try to do it, why should you assholes?
Wallowing in self pity while listening to Blade runner blues- Vangelis combined with Sounds of rain. I feel very lonely all the time.
I also need to post more.
[QUOTE=mR_oWnAGe;33224130]I feel very lonely all the time.
I also need to post more.[/QUOTE]
You are not alone.
How out of shape I am.
Couldn't go to tryouts today, I'm basically immobile. Sprained ankle, strained back, turf toe.
Goddamn it.
Felt like shit all week, constant nightmares, became depressed, accidently made best friend depressed, made a cock of myself and now coughing up my fucking lungs
What a fucking week
[QUOTE=Rethill34;33223934]Uh okay?[/QUOTE]
If that's supposed to mean you don't understand why it's relevant to the thread, it's because it does make me mad that I have no way to earn the cash I need to get what I need.
I hate the amount of people who don't know the difference between You're and Your. Reading through Facebook and out of 200 people, I've only seen 3 of them using the right one of the two.
It sickens me.
Firefox updated and it's being a weird fuck with my websites, half the time they don't even load and then when they do it's all fucked up.
I am such a idiot. I made somebody sad in seconds. I am terrible at trying to explain things.
And my grandfather died. I am in tears.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33225549][B][U][I]THE FACT THAT KINGDOM HEARTS III HASN'T BEEN RELEASED YET.[/I][/U][/B]
Seriously, Square. It's been 6 fucking goddamn years. We've been waiting patiently for a sequel to one of your biggest moneymakers and all you've done is given us handheld device games instead of a direct sequel.
Fucking hell, you've made time for Final Fantasy XIII, why not give us what we want?
Nearly every E3 you give us a sneak preview that begins with a black screen. Then we hear the KH theme and everyone gets excited which is suddenly followed by a "NOPE, JUST ANOTHER HANDHELD GAME HYUKHYUKHYUK"
BULLSHIT. This would be one of your biggest successes if you just made it soon. Don't wait another 6 years when people will just stop caring.[/QUOTE]
Pffft, Kingdom Hearts III's probably gonna come out the same time as Half-Life 2: Episode 3.
[sp]get the hint?[/sp]
But really, I remember seeing the teaser at the end of Kingdom Hearts II and being so excited for the next game cause I thought it would be the 3rd game. But [b]NOPE![/b] It's just a prequel.
At least Birth by Sleep helped figure out some of the confusing story elements from KHII, like why Roxas doesn't exactly look like Sora, why Xemnas doesn't remember his past, and who the Xehanort from KHII truly was.
[editline]10th November 2011[/editline]
MY AUTOMERGE
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
When people leave random heavy objects in the middle of paths for walking.
Goddamn it my foot.
Everything I say or do seems to upset my girlfriend. Either I've changed a lot or somethings going on with her but I can't talk to her about it because it upsets her.
[QUOTE=LightOfDarkness;33209001]
These fucking desks at school.
[img]http://school-desks.com/ckfinder/userfiles/images/School/school-desks.com/Virco_Chair_Desk_with_High_Pressure_Laminate_Top_Sled_Base_and_Wire_Rack.jpg[/img]
FUCK THESE THINGS[/QUOTE]
These desks are the best out of all of the different ones I've encountered.
[editline]10th November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=PotatoArmada;33225935]Everything I say or do seems to upset my girlfriend. Either I've changed a lot or somethings going on with her but I can't talk to her about it because it upsets her.[/QUOTE]
WHILE I'M LATE AS FUCK:
you guys should sit down and talk about it, and if she doesn't want to, get out of there. it's not healthy to be unhappy all the time like she is, and if you can't do anything to help, why are you in the relationship? I understand that you might be in love, but you're young, that can change.
How my friend can get away saying things like "WOW YOU HAVE A NICE ASS" straight to a girl's face in front of about 5 other guys at our lunch table.
He's good friends with her but I just don't think you ever say that to a girl. Ever.
Other quotes.
"If you're wearing that tomorrow I'm going to be so hard for you"
He's joking of course but it's still wrong. How he hasn't gotten a huge slap in the face yet is beyond me.
[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;33226457]How my friend can get away saying things like "WOW YOU HAVE A NICE ASS" straight to a girl's face in front of about 5 other guys at our lunch table.
He's good friends with her but I just don't think you ever say that to a girl. Ever.
Other quotes.
"If you're wearing that tomorrow I'm going to be so hard for you"
He's joking of course but it's still wrong. How he hasn't gotten a huge slap in the face yet is beyond me.[/QUOTE]
Oh, loosen up.
Also why is it you say that it is unacceptable apparently to say something like that to a woman, but you make no mention of whether it is acceptable to say such a thing to a man?
[QUOTE=Zero_X54321;33226340]WHILE I'M LATE AS FUCK:
you guys should sit down and talk about it, and if she doesn't want to, get out of there. it's not healthy to be unhappy all the time like she is, and if you can't do anything to help, why are you in the relationship? I understand that you might be in love, but you're young, that can change.[/QUOTE]
We've been going out for a bit over a year. She's resistant to talk about it because she tends to overreact or misinterpret what I say. Another part of it is because I've had 2 girlfriends before and she thinks that I'll just leave and get another girl. I just need to find the opportunity where she'll agree to talk about it with me.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33225549][B][U][I]THE FACT THAT KINGDOM HEARTS III HASN'T BEEN RELEASED YET.[/I][/U][/B]
Seriously, Square. It's been 6 fucking goddamn years. We've been waiting patiently for a sequel to one of your biggest moneymakers and all you've done is given us handheld device games instead of a direct sequel.
Fucking hell, you've made time for Final Fantasy XIII, why not give us what we want?
Nearly every E3 you give us a sneak preview that begins with a black screen. Then we hear the KH theme and everyone gets excited which is suddenly followed by a "NOPE, JUST ANOTHER HANDHELD GAME HYUKHYUKHYUK"
BULLSHIT. This would be one of your biggest successes if you just made it soon. Don't wait another 6 years when people will just stop caring.[/QUOTE]All of the Nobodies and Heartless are gone from the worlds.
What could they make that wouldn't turn out to be some ridiculous bullshit that would ruin the franchise?
Me: "I'm going to play some MW3 this weekend with my buddies"
High Schooler: "Wow, MW3 is for massive faggots."
I just want to play a game to have fun, not to show off my status.
Idiots in Spanish class. Every day someone says something like 'Im American, I shouldn't have to learn a new languange.' Shut up you asshat. Just because you speak English doesn't mean you can't learn another language. And whenever they don't understand something hey just throw their pen down and say 'This is stupid.' I'm sure our teacher who studied Spanish for twenty years really appreciates that. Learning a language isn't easy, but I don't need to hear about it every five seconds. Shut your mouth and do your work.
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