Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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I kind of hate how thin I am. It just does not seem natural to eat this much and be a toothpick. Especially my wrists. They look weird as hell.
I am quite the slender man.
[QUOTE=Detective .H;33249629]I kind of hate how thin I am. It just does not seem natural to eat this much and be a toothpick. Especially my wrists. They look weird as hell.
I am quite the slender man.[/QUOTE]
I have the same problem.
Apparently the best solution is to have meals more often, but eat less on each meal.
How their's this one girl who I met who's really nice and very good looking, and I want to ask her out. But part of me won't let me. Part of me says "STOP BEING A PUSSY, ASK HER OUT YOU LITTLE BITCH!" the other part says "What if this backfires? Worse, what if she makes you her bitch(I'm incredibly weak)? Or what if she tries to kill you? Don't do it!"
[QUOTE=Detective .H;33249629]I kind of hate how thin I am. It just does not seem natural to eat this much and be a toothpick. Especially my wrists. They look weird as hell.
I am quite the slender man.[/QUOTE]
I'm not only thin but pretty short as well. When I went to buy Red Dead Redemption at a nearby target, one of the employees at the checkout asked for my parent's, as he would need their ID. I told him I was 18 and handed him my ID, and then he started cracking up.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were 12."
:<
[QUOTE=tier56;33249687]How their's this one girl who I met who's really nice and very good looking, and I want to ask her out. But part of me won't let me. Part of me says "STOP BEING A PUSSY, ASK HER OUT YOU LITTLE BITCH!" the other part says "What if this backfires? Worse, what if she makes you her bitch(I'm incredibly weak)? Or what if she tries to kill you? Don't do it!"[/QUOTE]
What if it backfires? Whats the worst that could happen? She could tell about it to some of her friends, but thats all really.
What if she makes you her bitch? You underestimate your own strenght. Plus if you really are the weakest person on the planet, there are laws against assault.
What if she tries to kill you? What? Why would she ever do that?
[QUOTE=Hakita;33249750]What if it backfires? Whats the worst that could happen? She could tell about it to some of her friends, but thats all really.
What if she makes you her bitch? You underestimate your own strenght. Plus if you really are the weakest person on the planet, there are laws against assault.
What if she tries to kill you? What? Why would she ever do that?[/QUOTE]
I don't know, I'm just really paranoid about things like this. So I automatically assume the worst will happen.
I have a bad HABIT of imagining random hilarious scenes in my head, causing me to burst out laughing at the worst of times.
Just two minutes ago, I randomly imagined a guy in a Slender Man costume with the voice of Billy Mays, jumping on screen and pointing to a fireball in his hand while saying
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ETERNAL DAMNATION"
How the fuck? Can you imagine this happening to you in a completely silent classroom?
[QUOTE=Detective .H;33249847]I have a bad HABIT of imagining random hilarious scenes in my head, causing me to burst out laughing at the worst of times.
Just two minutes ago, I randomly imagined a guy in a Slender Man costume with the voice of Billy Mays, jumping on screen and pointing to a fireball in his hand while saying
"HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ETERNAL DAMNATION"
How the fuck? Can you imagine this happening to you in a completely silent classroom?[/QUOTE]
I feel your pain, it happens to me all the time.
[QUOTE=tier56;33249842]I don't know, I'm just really paranoid about things like this. So I automatically assume the worst will happen.[/QUOTE]
Just remember, if she says no, no big deal.
You only live once and so does she. Plus if she says no, you will most likely never even see her again after 2 years.
I hate when game developers nerf weapons to the point where they're fucking useless.
[QUOTE=tier56;33249855]I feel your pain, it happens to me all the time.[/QUOTE]
Last time was even worse. I have no idea how I thought of it on the fly, but we were taking notes in physics when this suddenly played out in my head:
I imagined a small girl sitting in her dad's lap, and asking "Daddy, why are you so depressed?" He responded
"Because I don't get an erection when you sit in my lap anymore."
Is it bad that it made my lungs hurt from laughing? I'm surprised I was not kicked out of that class. Probably because my trusty backpack was on the desk, covering my head when I was laughing.
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I have a very immature sense of humor, I admit.
Now, to finally post something that actually makes me mad...
My fear of death.
It won't show up usually when I'm doing something during the day, but when I try to go to sleep, I immediately think about death.
The whole fact that I'm a little piece of nothing on a little piece of space.
The fact that one day I will stop existing and that I will never know anything anymore.
This is the biggest reason why I can't sleep a lot.
[QUOTE=Hakita;33249967]Now, to finally post something that actually makes me mad...
My fear of death.
It won't show up usually when I'm doing something during the day, but when I try to go to sleep, I immediately think about death.
The whole fact that I'm a little piece of nothing on a little piece of space.
The fact that one day I will stop existing and that I will never know anything anymore.
This is the biggest reason why I can't sleep a lot.[/QUOTE]
I do not fear death for it is a blessing.
I should really go see someone about this depression bullshit.
At least you can try and be happy while you still can. Just think of that.
[QUOTE=Detective .H;33249995]I do not fear death for it is a blessing.
I should really go see someone about this depression bullshit.
At least you can try and be happy while you still can. Just think of that.[/QUOTE]
I am happy and I don't really feel depressed.
I can enjoy life, but this is just one of the little things that bother me.
And yes, you should get some help about your depression if you believe that death is a blessing.
I actually heard that getting a dog can REALLY help with depression.
[QUOTE=Hakita;33250078]I am happy and I don't really feel depressed.
I can enjoy life, but this is just one of the little things that bother me.
And yes, you should get some help about your depression if you believe that death is a blessing.
I actually heard that getting a dog can REALLY help with depression.[/QUOTE]
I have a dog.
Well, it is a puppy and all it does is jump and bite and untie my shoes when I try to cross the room.
Not helping. I know that it will grow out of this sometime, though. I just have to be patient.
[QUOTE=Detective .H;33250095]I have a dog.
Well, it is a puppy and all it does is jump and bite and untie my shoes when I try to cross the room.
Not helping. I know that it will grow out of this sometime, though. I just have to be patient.[/QUOTE]
A grown up dog is a good friend, because it is very loyal, it listens to any and every problem you have and it never gets tired of you.
[QUOTE=Hakita;33250118]A grown up dog is a good friend, because it is very loyal, it listens to any and every problem you have and it never gets tired of you.[/QUOTE]
But all I will be able to think about is it's disability to understand my words and respond.
I guess you are right though. At least I will have a good dog as a friend. I do have a friend that helps me as much as he can, and I am very thankful for that as well.
Thanks, FilmSlacker.
[QUOTE=Detective .H;33250172]But all I will be able to think about is it's disability to understand my words and respond.
I guess you are right though. At least I will have a good dog as a friend. I do have a friend that helps me as much as he can, and I am very thankful for that as well.
Thanks, FilmSlacker.[/QUOTE]
FilmSlacker does seem like a good fella from what I know.
He has some really hard times now, but I'm 90% sure that he will succeed at life later.
A good friend is better than a million normal friends.
[QUOTE=Detective .H;33249629]I kind of hate how thin I am. It just does not seem natural to eat this much and be a toothpick. Especially my wrists. They look weird as hell.
I am quite the slender man.[/QUOTE]Gah, stop reminding me that you got yourself permabanned. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Hakita;33250206]FilmSlacker does seem like a good fella from what I know.
He has some really hard times now, but I'm 90% sure that he will succeed at life later.
A good friend is better than a million normal friends.[/QUOTE]
He helps me a lot with my depression and my various mental illnesses. He is a really good friend, and I believe that he is doing a lot better now.
I have an IRL friend that is a lot like FilmSlacker, but he is a burnout and I feel truly sorry for him. He is starting to have trouble forming sentences. He has stopped his HABITs of drugs by now (I helped him into rehab), however, and he is coping with his mental illnesses that made him start drugs in the first place.
Now I realized just how bad things used to be, and I am glad I survived to see the day things got better.
Reading this thread, I have truly understood how lucky I am.
I have no problems with my parents or school and I have no mental illnesses (as far as I know).
[QUOTE=Hakita;33250333]Reading this thread, I have truly understood how lucky I am.
I have no problems with my parents or school and I have no mental illnesses (as far as I know).[/QUOTE]
I am glad you have a happy and healthy life, and I wish the best for you, same as everyone in this thread.
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I hate seeing as to how half of this page is composed of my posts.
What gets me mad is seeing jokes made about the mentally unstable. It makes me feel...just wrong, like I do not belong in this world. You never understand how it feels until you go through it yourself.
Good god I love this thread, despite there being so much anger in here, there is certainly a lot of nice and loveable people here who really brighten my day.
I love you TheFilmSlacker, you're the best poster on Facepunch <3
Just got Modern Warfare 3 (Of course I only payed £15 for this) and I'm stuck on the part where [sp]your in the UVG and trying to clear space to get to the chopper[/sp] and I keep dying.
I'm just going to try again tomorrow.
I regret thinking that leaving Facepunch would be the answer to all my problems. If anything, it helps much more than I can put into words.
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AND WAITING FOR MARBLEHORNETS TO UPDATE
DAMMIT JAY
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33250658]Thanks, man. It's always nice to hear something like that from...well, anyone really.
I need to stop posting in here so much, though. I mean, I'm on pretty much every page at least once. If I'm satisfying people with my posts, I'm fine, but there's more threads than just things that make me mad/annoy me.
Been posting in the news threads a lot recently. Maybe I'll become more known there. I just don't want to be laughed at for posting in Fast Threads so much.
I've met a couple of friends that I try to stay in touch with on here like KingKombat, Red scout?, Ball (rest his soul) and Detective H. All of them are great people who actually have moral values and respect people for who they are, which is [I]very[/I] hard to come by where I come from, especially because of my crooked, yellow teeth.
In conclusion, just...thank you. I'm running out of other ways to say it. :)[/QUOTE]
You should thank yourself. I did not have much help the many months of my life when my problems were at their peak. I should also give thanks to everyone in this thread for being supportive of me during that time.
Now let us get back to venting our problems, shall we? :v:
I like this thread.
There is a lot of love here and a small, friendly community.
And I feel like I'm helping.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33250658]Thanks, man. It's always nice to hear something like that from...well, anyone really.
I need to stop posting in here so much, though. I mean, I'm on pretty much every page at least once. If I'm satisfying people with my posts, I'm fine, but there's more threads than just things that make me mad/annoy me.
Been posting in the news threads a lot recently. Maybe I'll become more known there. I just don't want to be laughed at for posting in Fast Threads so much.
I've met a couple of friends that I try to stay in touch with on here like KingKombat, Red scout?, Ball (rest his soul) and Detective H. All of them are great people who actually have moral values and respect people for who they are, which is [I]very[/I] hard to come by where I come from, especially because of my crooked, yellow teeth.
In conclusion, just...thank you. I'm running out of other ways to say it. :)[/QUOTE]
I wish your internet connection becomes steady so we can talk over skype again.
i hated's it whens my doggies poops alls over the places' and don'ts eat it afterswards like a normals dog should do's
yea'hs
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