• Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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America fucking sucks. I hate this god damn country.
Borderlands at 84% Hurry the fuck up you slow downloading shit, you can go higher than 2MB/s, I KNOW IT! [editline]:/[/editline] I insulted it and it dropped down to 1MB/s. You're such a bitch Steam.
2MBs is slow? ALL OF MY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
I've said this before. Snipers. On. The. Attack. Team. BFBC2 isn't a game to rack up kills, it's not CoD, you have to capture objectives and destroy points, sniping isn't going to help!
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;33481302]2MBs is slow?[/QUOTE] The three other computers, T.Vs that run off the internet and the downloading by my sister doesn't help either. [editline]This I hate the most.[/editline] [i]"Depression is a choice."[/i] No it isn't you fuck.
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;33481383]The three other computers, T.Vs that run off the internet and the downloading by my sister doesn't help either. [editline]This I hate the most.[/editline] [i]"Depression is a choice."[/i] No it isn't you fuck.[/QUOTE] Shove those 2mb/s speeds up your ass I'm lucky if I get 600kb/s
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;33481473]Shove those 2mb/s speeds up your ass I'm lucky if I get 600kb/s[/QUOTE] That's only if I don't call Steam a fat piece of shit, if I do it decides to drop down to 1MB/s.
"you deserve worse speeds because I get worse speeds"
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;33481517]That's only if I don't call Steam a fat piece of shit, if I do it decides to drop down to 1MB/s.[/QUOTE] Oh please. I flatter my Steam with the highest caliber of compliments and praise, and what does it do in response? 43kb/s so I figure it just wants to be left alone. I leave and come back, 22kb/s so, as you can no doubt assume, I am quite aggravated at this point. I then proceed to call Steam a mother fucking shit sucking fatass lazy garbage loving ratshit dirty old cunt douche bag cock loving wallet raping pathetic excuse for a bandwidth hog, and to that it responds, 23kb/s In conclusion, Steam responds well to being insulted, but only with insults of the highest quality. Clearly my example was enough to prove this theory but not sufficient enough to provoke a strong response. I propose we invest all of our time and money in devising the ultimate insult. An insult so powerful it would make the very universe itself cringe.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;33481831]Oh please. I flatter my Steam with the highest caliber of compliments and praise, and what does it do in response? 43kb/s so I figure it just wants to be left alone. I leave and come back, 22kb/s so, as you can no doubt assume, I am quite aggravated at this point. I then proceed to call Steam a mother fucking shit sucking fatass lazy garbage loving ratshit dirty old cunt douche bag cock loving wallet raping pathetic excuse for a bandwidth hog, and to that it responds, 23kb/s In conclusion, Steam responds well to being insulted, but only with insults of the highest quality. Clearly my example was enough to prove this theory but not sufficient enough to provoke a strong response. I propose we invest all of our time and money in devising the ultimate insult. And insult so powerful it would make the very universe itself cringe.[/QUOTE] "Your mother is ugly."
[QUOTE=NateDude;33481926]"Your mother is ugly."[/QUOTE] My god... it's brilliant!
Borderlands. Too little fun when you're playing alone and my brother is playing CS:S.
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;33482023]Borderlands. Too little fun when you're playing alone and my brother is playing CS:S.[/QUOTE] Don't you have some Steam friends that could play with you? Also, wish I had fiber.
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;33481831]Oh please. I flatter my Steam with the highest caliber of compliments and praise, and what does it do in response? 43kb/s so I figure it just wants to be left alone. I leave and come back, 22kb/s so, as you can no doubt assume, I am quite aggravated at this point. I then proceed to call Steam a mother fucking shit sucking fatass lazy garbage loving ratshit dirty old cunt douche bag cock loving wallet raping pathetic excuse for a bandwidth hog, and to that it responds, 23kb/s In conclusion, Steam responds well to being insulted, but only with insults of the highest quality. Clearly my example was enough to prove this theory but not sufficient enough to provoke a strong response. I propose we invest all of our time and money in devising the ultimate insult. And insult so powerful it would make the very universe itself cringe.[/QUOTE] I just stroke my computer as if it were a pet. That usually makes it speed up a bit more.
[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;33482057]I just stroke my computer as if it were a pet. That usually makes it speed up a bit more.[/QUOTE] I'm sure Steam would love it if you stroked it's pipe.
[QUOTE=Daniellynet;33482031]Don't you have some Steam friends that could play with you? Also, wish I had fiber.[/QUOTE] Yeah, 8. Unfortunately, one of them is my brother and the others I don't see them playing it at all.
I personify in-animate objects. I call my computer Annie. I call my phone Frank. I instantly give a name to ANY gun given to me. Why? I don't know. Just seems more human that way. For no reason, people find that infuriating and dislike me for it.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33478126]Getting made fun of for being depressed and saying that this may fuck up my future a little. "Oh, your life is [B]soooo hard[/B]. How about living in Ethiopia for a while?" Fucking bastards.[/QUOTE] I know that all too well. There's this ugly misconception about depression that it's just basically being a bit sad, when it's nothing like that. I used to pray for 'a bit sad'
According to many of my schoolmates over facebook, wearing a jacket (Not always the same one) everyday makes you a pervert and weird.
[QUOTE=Blitzkrieg Zero;33482419]According to many of my schoolmates over facebook, wearing a jacket (Not always the same one) everyday makes you a pervert and weird.[/QUOTE] THE FUCK?! I wear a jacket all the time, and no one thinks I'm a pervert.
[QUOTE=tier56;33482590]THE FUCK?! I wear a jacket all the time, and no one thinks I'm a pervert.[/QUOTE] I wear a jacket and everybody thinks I watch gay porn. [editline]I don't![/editline] No, seriously, they do.
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;33482703]I wear a jacket and everybody thinks I watch gay porn. [editline]I don't![/editline] No, seriously, they do.[/QUOTE] Why the fuck........do they think that?
Look at Gmod screenshots "I'm inspired, I'm gonna do some poses" Five minutes later "I'm bored..." *quit*
It would be kind of weird to wear a jacket in the spring, but where's the sense in assuming someone is a pervert for wearing a jacket during this wintery season?
[QUOTE=Mr. Face;33482806]Look at Gmod screenshots "I'm inspired, I'm gonna do some poses" Five minutes later "I'm bored..." *quit*[/QUOTE] Look at Garry's Mod screenshots. "I'm inspired, I'm gonna do some poses!" Five minutes later. "RRR FUCK WHY DOESN'T THE ARM MOVE THIS WAY WHY IS THE LEG OUT OF PLACE AGAIN THIS FACE LOOKS AWFUL FUCKITY FUCK FUCK ASS PISS SHIT CUNT"
[QUOTE=Zorus;33482829]It would be kind of weird to wear a jacket in the spring, but where's the sense in assuming someone is a pervert for wearing a jacket during this wintery season?[/QUOTE] Well, Im called weird and a pervert because where i live, even in the Winter my town is really warm. But I never sweat in my jacket, so people call me weird or a pervert for that reason.
[QUOTE=Zorus;33482829]It would be kind of weird to wear a jacket in the spring, but where's the sense in assuming someone is a pervert for wearing a jacket during this wintery season?[/QUOTE] I wear a sweater during summer.
When people say "you're welcome" before you can say "thank you". Fuckin' prick.
Steam dropped down to 600KB/s when I tried to install CoD. It clearly has preferences.
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;33483261]Steam dropped down to 600KB/s when I tried to install CoD. It clearly has preferences.[/QUOTE] Im lucky to even get 400kbs, let alone 1MB. The fact that Im at a deadlock for my Gmod comic. And only one person actually reads it.
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