• Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=pie_is_good;33500145]i hate it when you go to take a shit but you forgot to take off your pants.[/QUOTE] Wait so you started taking a shit while your pants were still up?
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;33500145]i hate it when you go to take a shit but you forgot to take off your pants.[/QUOTE] yea man like when you're all ready like you sit down and everything and then you shit and then you stand up to wipe and when you reach back you just feel your jeans
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;33500488]yea man like when you're all ready like you sit down and everything and then you shit and then you stand up to wipe and when you reach back you just feel your jeans[/QUOTE] Can't say I can relate to that problem
I'm starting to get tired, and beginning to doze off, so that I can finally fall asleep, and maybe get more than 3 hours of sleep. I'm laying in bed when all of a sudden My body - "HEY BRO YOU KNOW WHAT SOUNDS GOOD RIGHT NOW? A FUCKING AGONIZING FOOT CRAMP THAT WILL LAST FOR THE NEXT 5 MINUTES AND WAKE YOU UP!"
Been trying to distract my mind to no avail. The hate keeps flowing back, as does the depression. I feel like a spoiled brat for considering offing myself even though my mental state is better than the shattered wreck it once was and FilmSlacker has it much worse than me now. The other day I visited the school "Advisor" or however the hell you spell it, she's not even the school counselor. Anyway, so I come in and she tells me the old news that I'm failing every class horribly. I've known that forever now. Anyway, she asks maybe why, and I explain the whole deal about psychological problems which is surprisingly not in the school records. Maybe it's because I haven't seen the shitty school counselor for this shit before, just an actual therapist. Anyway, the Headsman [or Principal, if you wish to call him so] is in there too, and they both tell me that it's not the psychological problems, but because I'm lazy. So now ever since both the Principal and the Advisor are keeping a constant eye on me, even in classes, like the Principal has nothing better to do, unless he's just getting the Assistant Principal, Danner, to do all the work for him. And the Headsman is cool and all, he makes clever jokes over the intercom and looks like he could well be Leonardo Dicaprio's brother, but now he's just getting on my nerves with all this. I understand he's trying to help, but I've tried to make them understand the true problem and now I'm done. I also had to piss in the school restroom with an Officer standing right fucking next to me, doing nothing but just standing there like it was his duty to guard the sink from accursed threats such as the dreaded hooligans breaking the faucets again. Fuck you too school.
I think I'm going to leave this thread for a while. Too much depression going on what with FilmSlacker's grandma and other people.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33500534]this shit. I never really got these. They're photoshopped pictures of bad things happening in them telling you to share it if you think it's wrong. Well, of course it's wrong. My question is, what is sharing it doing? We know it's wrong; it's not like it's going to make someone's life turn upside down. "GASP! Beating women is wrong? I won't beat my wife/girlfriend anymore!" No. If you're fucking psychotic enough to beat the shit out of your girlfriend/wife, seeing this won't make you stop.[/QUOTE] The fact that general people aren't intelligent enough to realize that all this person wants is "likes" on their post and really doesn't give a shit about the content. This is why I hang on FP now.
It also sucks when you go on the bus and it's kinda crowded and the guy sitting next to you starts looking at you and jerking off.
[QUOTE=Detective .H;33500542]The hate keeps flowing back, as does the depression.[/QUOTE] Holy SHIT I can relate. I don't know what's up with me recently. [editline]29th November 2011[/editline] Automerge: broken.
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;33498911]I'm getting seriously fucking tired of my friends talking about Homestuck and referencing it every single day. At every fucking outing we have together, someone references it in the first MINUTE of everyone being there. I like Homestuck, don't get me wrong, but good lord they're as annoying as the bad Homestuck fans but in a different way. I'm okay with one of my friends having his fun because he just started reading lately and I don't want him to feel left out at all, but two of my friends seriously need to stop acting like every single joke in it is comedy gold and that the very thought of Nicolas Cage is OH SO HILAAARIOUS. And I can't fucking stand how they'll listen to me when I tell them to stop and when I vent my feelings about it in front of them, but they then treat me like I'm ruining all their fun, when in reality, they're ruining MY fun. I try to start a group chat and then in like the first 10 messages, one of them initiates a FULL CONVERSATION OF REFERENCES with another. I told them how I tired I was and then for the next three or so hours they drilled me about my fucking feelings. While they were getting somewhere. it pretty much just went from trying to help me become a more social member of the group to pointing out how I make myself left out on purpose. Even though that's not it. I'm just a deep thinker (no I'm not stroking my fucking ego), whenever I think about one thing, I start to keep to myself as I think about more and more things. (For example, whenever the girl I like, who is part of this group, talks to my closest friend in the group, I start to think about how she might like him instead and then I just start to keep running that through my head and I get a little bummed out. I can't prevent myself from doing this, it just happens). Edit: Holy fuck this is long.[/QUOTE] I know the feeling man, even worse my ex-girlfriend was obsessed with Homestuck. Almost 90% of what she said to me was related in one way or another. Worst part? I was the one who got her into it in the first place. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it and all but sweet fucking Jesus there's more to life than some goddamn webcomic. I know I'm pretty late to the party, just had to agree.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33500699]The fact that my little sister can legitimately do the moonwalk, but I can't no matter how hard I try.[/QUOTE] i still don't know what the hell's goin' on. how do you step forwards but move backwards? that's just insane!
[QUOTE=Detective .H;33500542]Been trying to distract my mind to no avail. The hate keeps flowing back, as does the depression. I feel like a spoiled brat for considering offing myself even though my mental state is better than the shattered wreck it once was and FilmSlacker has it much worse than me now. The other day I visited the school "Advisor" or however the hell you spell it, she's not even the school counselor. Anyway, so I come in and she tells me the old news that I'm failing every class horribly. I've known that forever now. Anyway, she asks maybe why, and I explain the whole deal about psychological problems which is surprisingly not in the school records. Maybe it's because I haven't seen the shitty school counselor for this shit before, just an actual therapist. Anyway, the Headsman [or Principal, if you wish to call him so] is in there too, and they both tell me that it's not the psychological problems, but because I'm lazy. So now ever since both the Principal and the Advisor are keeping a constant eye on me, even in classes, like the Principal has nothing better to do, unless he's just getting the Assistant Principal, Danner, to do all the work for him. And the Headsman is cool and all, he makes clever jokes over the intercom and looks like he could well be Leonardo Dicaprio's brother, but now he's just getting on my nerves with all this. I understand he's trying to help, but I've tried to make them understand the true problem and now I'm done. I also had to piss in the school restroom with an Officer standing right fucking next to me, doing nothing but just standing there like it was his duty to guard the sink from accursed threats such as the dreaded hooligans breaking the faucets again. Fuck you too school.[/QUOTE] School has always sucked, and it will continue doing so. But don't worry man, you'll be out of it soon enough. If you're interested in it, college is much better, LOADS better. The workload never really gets easier, but they take the collar off and everything is left up to you. But listen, don't ever think about offing yourself. You haven't even given yourself a chance yet. There's so much more to come and you'd be robbing yourself of that before you even got to taste it. Believe me, I know what it's like to just go from day to day living for the sake of living. Hell, I'm doing it right now, but shit gets better. It might get worse first, it might take a long time, but it gets better. Just stick with it man, you won't regret it in the end. At the very least, know this: I have no idea who you are. We've never spoken, we'll never meet, but I am cheering for you. I might be a complete stranger, but I am cheering for you one hundred percent and I [I]know[/I] you can pull through and kick life right in the ass.
I have $25 credited to my iTunes account, what do I buy?
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;33500779]I have $25 credited to my iTunes account, what do I buy?[/QUOTE] Buy Stereolab - Emperor Tomato Ketchup. When I first heard it I imagined this is what music from the future will be like. But then the future came and it sucked. Oh well.
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;33500779]I have $25 credited to my iTunes account, what do I buy?[/QUOTE] Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. Nothing will get you swinging quicker than those cats.
I had all of my happiness crushed. Stephanie Meyer is making a new book. Fuck. :suicide: [editline]29th November 2011[/editline] The amount of people looking at this page is INSANE!
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33500699]The fact that my little sister can legitimately do the moonwalk, but I can't no matter how hard I try.[/QUOTE] Where did you get such an amazing sister and where can I get one? On-topic, Gmod is broken now so I can't make any progress on my GMod comic. DAMNIT! I was actually going to work on it tonight.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33499447]Told off my history teacher when she called my house today. "Hello? Is this Alex?" "Yeah, it's me." "I think you should know that you've been missing a lot of class lately. Maybe you should, I don't know, [I]come to class, maybe?[/I]" "Sorry...I've had a loss in the family that was very near and dear to me." "And that stops you from coming to school? How lazy can you get to not even come to a building and write down some notes? You sound like a smart kid." "[B]You know what, I don't need your fucking sarcastic tone.[/B]" "ExcUUUUUUse me?" "You heard me right, bitch. I've had enough of you, this school and the people in it. I put up with you on a regular basis and all you do is give me shit for things that aren't anybody's fault but your own." "NOW LISTEN HERE YOUNG MAN, I AM A MEMBER OF AUTHORITY! You ought to do as you're told!" "Keep it up and I'll have your job." Click. Feels good, man. [/QUOTE] You don't need one medal You need THREE MEDALS.
I was ignored because I like Avenged Sevenfold. Also, a guy thought Avenged Sevenfold only made music for CoD because of that one Black Ops Zombies map. [I]I almost choked him.[/I]
I think America is on the way to collapse, and it's all because of the guys who control our fucking currency stealing money from us, and pretending we have more than we do. Eventually, it's all gonna fall the fuck apart. This is not a thing that can continue indefinitely. Either America collapses in on itself, or we throw them the fuck out and take control of our money for ourselves.
[QUOTE=Blitzkrieg Zero;33500940]Where did you get such an amazing sister and where can I get one?[/QUOTE] Yeah you should feel lucky you have such a great sister. I used to have a sister but we were always yelling and fighting and she kept telling me that I was a waste of space. She left with some new boyfriend and both of them were drunk so the car crashed not long after. I never cried at her funeral but after visiting her tombstone I thought about how I never cried or cared for her and she might have been a nicer person if only I treated her better and I started tearing up right there. I could have done something to stop her from getting in the car but I didn't and none of this would have happened. I wish I could just turn it all back... Actually I never had a sister. It's the plot of a short story I have to write for school about the dangers of drunk driving. They only give us a couple days to finish a final copy of it. I can't finish it in that long. That's the kind of shit I can't stand. [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33501167] It's a vibrantly colorful day in Bananatown.[/QUOTE] Ah I knew it was Bananatown. I actually figured it out before but you didn't want to give out where you lived so I didn't say anything to make you not feel paranoid. But now that you've said it I don't think you mind anymore. Or maybe you just accidentally slipped it out or something. If so I'm sorry. Anyway you have my condolences and maybe you'll do something cool with the inheritance money.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33501167]A recap of a sad moment.[/QUOTE] I know Im late, and this has already been said a few times, but my condolences. Not only do you have to deal with an asshole of a stepfather, but a close family member passing is something im all too familiar with.
okay i changed it
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33501167]"Alex...your Grandmother was so proud of you. You made a promise to your Grandfather on his deathbed that you would take care of her for him and you have succeeded tremendously. You were always the kindest of the bunch and she always took note of it, didn't she? You're a sweetheart, Alex. Don't you ever forget how much you meant to her."[/QUOTE] Baaaaawwww
Submitted my shit drawing to deviant art that I cooked up in 1 hour Already a joke about autism on the comments :v:
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33501167] Then we see my stepfather take his hat off an throw it forcefully to the ground as we hear muted screaming coming through the windows. Come to find out, a miracle had happened. Apparently, the reason he was so excited for her to die was because he thought since he put on his "good guy" act when she was sick, he was going to inherit the money that she had. Come to find out, it was going to me. He stomps his way home like a little kid would do after losing a toy. It was amazing.[/QUOTE] Your step-dad should be dead. I don't place much value on human life to begin with, but holy shit, he rapes what little value and glimmers of hope that I do have for us.
fuck, cya guys in a few days or something, I don't like being depressed like this.
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;33501344]fuck, cya guys in a few days or something, I don't like being depressed like this.[/QUOTE] I've said the same thing multiple times, but I can't stay away from here. I love you guys too much.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33501288]Submitted my shit drawing to deviant art that I cooked up in 1 hour Already a joke about autism on the comments :v:[/QUOTE] I was thinking about creating an account there and submitting a few of my drawings, but that's sorta like throwing your heart into a toilet or something.
I hate knowing that I could die right now, and it wouldn't make a difference in anything. I mean yeah my family will cry or whatever, but beyond that nothing would be different. It's both depressing and freeing at the same time.
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