• Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=Chaplin;33649683]Rage story inbound: Having recently transferred to a new school, today was my first day of Jazz band rehersal. I'm a fairly good trumpet player if I do say so myself, so I usually have tons of fun at these kinds of things. I was really exited, the teacher gave me some music and we started to jam. In between songs, one of the trumpet players and the trombone guy whisper to me "Hey, newfag, can you triforce?" I automatically saw that these guys were absolute douchebags, so I just ignored them. Next I hear the trumpet say, "Looks like the newfag can't triforce LOL!" That's right, he said LOL. I asked him what the hell his problem was, at this point, the trombone was trying to make his face look like the trollface. He said that it wasn't his fault I was such a noob, and didn't get "Meh-mehs" (As opposed to pronouncing meme correctly), oh, and that I should visit /b/ more often if I wanted to fit in. I told him that 4Chan is retarded, and that I do know memes, It's just that I'm not a tool, so I know that it's stupid to use them IRL. Or on the internet. Then, in unison, they both shouted "LOL!!!", then the teacher kicked them out. True story, let's hope the entire school is not composed of douchebags.[/QUOTE] I find it funny how they act like they know 4chan inside and out and yet they probably dont even know what /v/ or /tg/ is.
How nobody understands that I like being a loner. I don't want to talk to dumbasses. Im perfectly content talking to ACTUAL friends. But Im always told "You need to get more friends!" or "You should interacting with people more!". NO! Thats why I don't! I don't want to! [editline]9th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Aria;33649566]What grade are you in? (not to be a creeper or anything, just curious)[/QUOTE] I SHOULD be a Junior. Was held back due to Mass Procrastination.
Man, it's only been about 3 years since I've seen my elementary friends and they've changed a fuckload. I checked this one girl's FB and back in 5th grade she was OK looking. Looking at her profile picture I was amazed. Basically summarizes my reaction: [img]http://i.imgur.com/mVNTg.png[/img]
Looking up [sp]porn[/sp]. Oh okay drawn [sp]porn[/sp] not so bad. [B] OH GOD WHY THEY'RE DRAWN AS LITTLE GIRLS WHYYYY[/B]
[QUOTE=NateDude;33650093]Looking up [sp]porn[/sp]. Oh okay drawn [sp]porn[/sp] not so bad. [B] OH GOD WHY THEY'RE DRAWN AS LITTLE GIRLS WHYYYY[/B][/QUOTE] are your 12 or something and just googled "porn" because there is waaaay worse than lolicon.
I don't usually watch porn. But when I do, I prefer Mandy Morbid. Stay horny my friends. [sp] I couldn't resist :suicide: [/sp]
who the fuck is Mandy Morbid... google images apparent tells me she's a cumslut emo porn star do not want
It's opinionated and personally, I LOVE Mandy Morbid. I also like a majority of Suicide Girls. It's just my taste, so eh.
[QUOTE=FuriCooly;33650312]It's opinionated and personally, I LOVE Mandy Morbid. I also like a majority of Suicide Girls. It's just my taste, so eh.[/QUOTE] I thought my female alien fetish was weird
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;33650101]are your 12 or something and just googled "porn" because there is waaaay worse than lolicon.[/QUOTE] How I wish that wasn't true.
Why are ALL of my friends emotionally unstable With the exception of people like ROFLBURGER everyone is always so fucking sad and coming to me AND I ALWAYS TELL THEM I CAN'T HELP THEM WITH THEIR EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS YET THEY FUCKING COME ANYWAY, GOD DAMMIT Every god damn day someone wants to throw a fucking sadness party and take it to me. I'm sick of this shit, can't anyone just be happy for once? Nobody I know ever is, and all our friendship is is just them coming at me bitching about everything. AT LEAST CRACK A FUCKING JOKE ONCE IN A WHILE AND TRY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME INSTEAD OF TELLING ME HOW MUCH THE ECONOMY SUCKS OR WHATEVER. I'm not built to empathize or sympathize. I have no plan to fix your problems, and I don't know how to make you feel better, because they [I]never[/I] want to feel better. Everything I say they counter wih "Nooo, because X". I understand that friendship involves helping your friend through the bad times, but it is NOT solely about that, and I do NOT need to be taking a fucking knee every time someone has a problem that I can't do anything about.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33651067]Why are ALL of my friends emotionally unstable With the exception of people like ROFLBURGER everyone is always so fucking sad and coming to me AND I ALWAYS TELL THEM I CAN'T HELP THEM WITH THEIR EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS YET THEY FUCKING COME ANYWAY, GOD DAMMIT[/QUOTE] Sounds like you've got a slight coming problem. :rimshot: Anyways, something that gets me RAGING MAD AND WANTING TO KILL SOMEONE: Dirty desks. Hell, not even that, just visible cables, shit you're not using at that time, etc. It doesn't fucking need to be there and it looks like shit.
Fuck viruses. I'm trying to finish a movie, and for reasons I won't elaborate on, I needed to download sony vegas movie studio (The trial has expired). Of course this ends up giving me some fake antispyware virus that fucks up my computer and makes me spend an additional our up in the middle of the night trying to fix my damn computer. THAT shit gets me mad.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33651067]Why are ALL of my friends emotionally unstable With the exception of people like ROFLBURGER everyone is always so fucking sad and coming to me AND I ALWAYS TELL THEM I CAN'T HELP THEM WITH THEIR EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS YET THEY FUCKING COME ANYWAY, GOD DAMMIT Every god damn day someone wants to throw a fucking sadness party and take it to me. I'm sick of this shit, can't anyone just be happy for once? Nobody I know ever is, and all our friendship is is just them coming at me bitching about everything. AT LEAST CRACK A FUCKING JOKE ONCE IN A WHILE AND TRY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME INSTEAD OF TELLING ME HOW MUCH THE ECONOMY SUCKS OR WHATEVER. I'm not built to empathize or sympathize. I have no plan to fix your problems, and I don't know how to make you feel better, because they [I]never[/I] want to feel better. Everything I say they counter wih "Nooo, because X". I understand that friendship involves helping your friend through the bad times, but it is NOT solely about that, and I do NOT need to be taking a fucking knee every time someone has a problem that I can't do anything about.[/QUOTE] And of course, someone abuses this AGAIN. This time, ragin cajun. Came bitching that he wants to be banned forever and remove his steam friends and shit and be alone, and so I told him all the reasons to have hope, but he just went "NOOOOOOOO :(" and complained some more. I told him to go fucking shove it then because I'm tired of hearing this shit every other fucking day, and he says basically that if I can't handle him at his worst, then I don't deserve him at his best. Bullshit. I put up with his bitching and moaning all the fucking time, and so did Bakyte. Sorry you're sad and all, but it's quite insulting when I give you fucking advice, and assistance, and YOU KEEP FUCKING MOANING AND WHINING. There is NOTHING I can do, especially when you refuse to take what I can offer, AND ACT LIKE I'M NOT HELPING YOU.
I shall find you and hug you. [sp] Whether you like it or not. [/sp]
Just got a random add from out of nowhere. [URL=http://imgur.com/vdyZv]Here[/URL] are the results. Code for people who'd rather it: [code] Never tell your password to anyone. Saturday, 10 December 2011 5:18 PM - ED-E: hey 5:18 PM - ED-E: u need giftwrap?? 5:19 PM - Hippo-critical Haz: Um. Sure. What's the catch? 5:19 PM - ED-E: 2 ref for it 5:19 PM - Hippo-critical Haz: Where did you even find me? 5:19 PM - ED-E: can u give me some weapons or hats? 5:20 PM - Hippo-critical Haz: Seriously, how did you find me? I don't remember posting on any trading websites that I wanted to trade 5:20 PM - ED-E: idk 5:20 PM - Hippo-critical Haz: Ok pal, you better tell me how you found this account 5:21 PM - Hippo-critical Haz: How did you even end up sending me a friend request? 5:21 PM - ED-E: idk 5:21 PM - ED-E: i just add ppl from recent games 5:21 PM - ED-E: do u got strang weps? 5:22 PM - Hippo-critical Haz: Oh. Well here's a tip. You should probably stop doing that. Just a friendly tip there bud. People don't really like that when you ask them for hats and stuff 5:22 PM - ED-E: reserver shooter?? 5:22 PM - Hippo-critical Haz: Random adds aren't really... well... common or accepted 5:22 PM - ED-E: o 5:23 PM - Hippo-critical Haz: Yeah sorry pal. I'm not going to trade anything today 5:23 PM - ED-E: ok fuc u 5:23 PM - Hippo-critical Haz: No need to be a dick about it 5:23 PM - ED-E: fuk u faggt 5:23 PM - ED-E: gtfo 5:23 PM - Hippo-critical Haz: What? 5:23 PM - Hippo-critical Haz: You added me. 5:23 PM - Hippo-critical Haz: Stop acting like anything was expected from me 5:23 PM - ED-E: omgf 5:24 PM - ED-E: it wont let me remove u 5:24 PM - ED-E: stfu 5:24 PM - Hippo-critical Haz: Here let me help. I'll remove you. Dick [/code] NOW I'm mad
You know what the fuck I hate is when you microwave a snack cause you know, you don't wanna cook something big and you don't wanna be too lazy like get some pertater chips or some shit then [B][I][U]BLHAMMO![/U][/I][/B] You pull out those round pizza snacks, put 'em in the microwave and heat 'em up, and then after you take 'em out you think "Oh they feel hot so I'll just eat it now.", so then you take [i]one bite[/i] into them and you realize: [U][I][H2]THEY'RE STILL FUCKING UNDERCOOKED![/H2][/I][/U]
I dislike microwaving stuff that is best eaten when crunchy. It gets all soggy and then I get sad. I use the oven instead to heat my stuff, like eggrolls for example.
[QUOTE=FuriCooly;33651534]I dislike microwaving stuff that is best eaten when crunchy. It gets all soggy and then I get sad. I use the oven instead to heat my stuff, like eggrolls for example.[/QUOTE] [b]ALL CHINESE FOOD EVER[/b] Seriously, we spend $40 on a crapton of Chinese food for 3 meals or so, but only the first tastes good. It's like the breading they use is formulated to turn into mush the minute it gets below 70 degrees and heated up again.
............ Facebook inbound So, somebody had a picture with Adam Sandler ok very cool blah blah the comments have people talking about it and the person who posted the picture says '' i met fonze also :)))) and kevin james and david spade ect ;)'' THEN IT HAPPENS somebody replies ''Who's fonze, kevin James and David spade?'' What are you stupid? SO THEN somebody tells the dumbass that the people are from Grownups and fonze is from Happy Days ''What's happy day?'' ... Why is this generation SO, FUCKING, STUPID. You probably haven't seen the show fair enough its pretty old but fucking A you must of heard of it
Why do some guys at school talk about their girlfriends like they own them instead of like they're people?
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;33651777]............ Facebook inbound So, somebody had a picture with Adam Sandler ok very cool blah blah the comments have people talking about it and the person who posted the picture says '' i met fonze also :)))) and kevin james and david spade ect ;)'' THEN IT HAPPENS somebody replies ''Who's fonze, kevin James and David spade?'' What are you stupid? SO THEN somebody tells the dumbass that the people are from Grownups and fonze is from Happy Days ''What's happy day?'' ... Why is this generation SO, FUCKING, STUPID. You probably haven't seen the show fair enough its pretty old but fucking A you must of heard of it[/QUOTE] What?! Happy Days is great. No one I know knows of its existence.
I hate when I buy a game on iTunes, and it always crashes.
Being so sick and the medicine doesn't work at all. I think the doc gave me salt tablets.
One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small. But the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all.
I hate that I just stepped in a rotton banana on my floor thats been sitting there for god knows how long. I wasn't even aware there was a rotton as fuck banana on my floor until i stepped on it.
[QUOTE=Mr. Gency;33651916]I hate when I buy a game on iTunes, and it always crashes.[/QUOTE] You bought Black Ops Zombies?
I fucking hate it when I reheat leftover macaroni, and all of the cheese curls up into this ball shit and ruins the creamy goodness. [sp] That sounded wrong[/sp]
[QUOTE=NateDude;33650093]Looking up [sp]porn[/sp]. Oh okay drawn [sp]porn[/sp] not so bad. [B] OH GOD WHY THEY'RE DRAWN AS LITTLE GIRLS WHYYYY[/B][/QUOTE] Lolicon, mmh. But you call that bad? First time I went to 4chan (a little over a year ago) to see what the fuck it was (yeah, never really was on that site before), I saw a fucking baby with sperm all over it. I was like, FAKE as fuck. But then I learned about the CP on 4chan etc... That pictures still haunts me today. :( [editline]10th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;33651516]You know what the fuck I hate is when you microwave a snack cause you know, you don't wanna cook something big and you don't wanna be too lazy like get some pertater chips or some shit then [B][I][U]BLHAMMO![/U][/I][/B] You pull out those round pizza snacks, put 'em in the microwave and heat 'em up, and then after you take 'em out you think "Oh they feel hot so I'll just eat it now.", so then you take [I]one bite[/I] into them and you realize: [U][I][H2]THEY'RE STILL FUCKING UNDERCOOKED![/H2][/I][/U][/QUOTE] I hate when the outside is [I]boiling[/I] hot, inside is [I]cold as if it just came out of the freezer[/I], oh god.. I usually just keep on eating, since I don't want to re-heat it again. [editline]10th December 2011[/editline] Also, do you guys hate me or? Been feeling you ignored every single post I've made lately. :(
When my friend and I decided that we were going to do our english presentation on Queen, these two geniuses next to us said "Lol gaymusic" ALL OF MY RAGE
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