Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;33759266]It's because FP is sociopath city. Anyway have a dumb rant by me.
Fucking Computer Studies here, it's bullshit.
First off let me start by saying that the guy teaching this course doesn't know shit about things that many people should.
ME: [i]Hey there was no BIOS password on the laptops last year, looks like the IT guys finally set one.[/i]
HIM: [i]What's a BIOS?[/i]
ME: [i]I had to port forward a couple ports in order for x to work.[/i]
HIM: [i]Port forwarding?[/i]
So here I am in the same class I took last year, they made 3 types of this class taught by the same guy. Last year they did bullshit with Game Maker [b]Lite[/b], Google Sites [Making text [b]bold[/b]] and a whole bunch of idiotic programs just to save money.
The very first day I asked him if we were going to learn ACTUAL programming. He told me yes and I was partially convinced. 10 minutes later he shows us the plan for the year, turns out that it is the same as last year.
-Next class he "taught" us how to use HTML. It only involved making text [b]bold[/b] [Again!]
Then they moved on to using Aviary, I made a very, very shitty 30 second image in Photoshop since my laptop wasn't broken at the time. I'm ashamed to even admit to making it as it was so terrible. [sub][sub]He wanted to use it in his newsgroup as it was "Really awesome!"[/sub][/sub]
Oh what's this? We have to make a video on bullying again using Windows Movie Maker? Fuck that my mom paid good money for my copy of Vegas.
- Now we have a stop motion video project that we have 2 weeks to do. It needs 8 pictures every second and needs to be 30 seconds long. We either use the 2 crap cameras he has or bring in our own. I brought in my Canon. He also wants us to use Windows Movie Maker as it "is very powerful!"
Honestly a lot more can be done in those two weeks.
- In 2012 we'll probably be working on Game Maker, I just want to learn some fucking coding and it looks like I'll have to wait for next year when I'm not in such an idiotic school.
He doesn't do shit about people being off-task [The kid Bailey is a really good example of this, playing Epic Duel in class, I snapped 3 pictures of him doing it, showed the teacher, teacher did nothing.] People watch Youtube all the time right in front of him.
[sub][sub][sub]Fuck Game Maker I'm using something else.[/sub][/sub][/sub]
Combine this with the fact that suggesting that we read 1984 instead of Animal Farm in L.A. class and it being met by "Get two university degrees first!" just makes me want to outdo them even more.
Holy shit I sound like a huge asshole, but I don't care about the box fortress this will inevitably get, I'm not snipping this. I really, really needed to bitch about this class.
I might post the buttugly logo if enough people want to see it's horridness. Hell I showed someone already and they burst out laughing. I'm actually glad I'm much better than that logo.
Also the kid in question playing Epic Duel [Blurry because iPod camera and he was trying to hide it.]
[thumb]http://i42.tinypic.com/2ls9ojl.jpg[/thumb]
I hate it when Steam friend servers are down as well, ticks me off.
Enjoy something box-worthy, middle schools suck.[/QUOTE]
I know I'm late, but if you want to learn some actual game programming, take a look at C# with XNA.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33785046]My stepfather calling his two sisters and bragging it up that he got my Grandparent's house after my Grandmother died.
"Oh yeah, Alex's aunt and uncle removed me from Facebook over all of it...yeah, a couple of fucking idiots. I mowed the lawn over there for 2 years, I think I'm entitled to something, you know?"
Fucking bullshit. You evicted them from their old home with the promise that you'd give them land in my town. You never did, you fucking traitorous snake.
My Grandfather used to call my aunt over the phone, crying. Crying because he never got the land that he was promised. He never did.
[h2] FUCK YOU.[/h2]
I'm literally sick to my stomach right now.[/QUOTE]
When you leave your God-forsaken shithole of a town, say goodbye to your stepdad like this:
[img]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/9/2011/06/ee19f63a640e48d56e85e7b896131c5c/340x.gif[/img]
Why is everyone saying SOPA passed? It didn't.
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;33786389]Why is everyone saying SOPA passed? It didn't.[/QUOTE]
T'was a false alarm, dude.
Jesus, I've just read the last few pages with [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gIuotFZnBtk#[/url]! playing in the background, and now I'm super depressed.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33786507]Oh!
Forgot about a stupid story to tell you guys.
A friend of mine drew this for art class.
[img]http://www.heroinitiative.org/newsletter/Images/apr09/HeroComics_cover.jpg[/img]
Keep in mind that we're in grade 12.
The teacher suspended him for being "offensive against women" and "exploiting private parts".[/QUOTE]
wow
I am so fucking jealous of his artistic skills. And that teacher is terrible. This looks like something that a professional would make, and he gets suspended for it? Bullshit.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33786507]Oh!
Forgot about a stupid story to tell you guys.
A friend of mine drew this for art class.
[img]http://www.heroinitiative.org/newsletter/Images/apr09/HeroComics_cover.jpg[/img]
Keep in mind that we're in grade 12.
The teacher suspended him for being "offensive against women" and "exploiting private parts".[/QUOTE]
Your friend is a really good artist.
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;33786323]I know I'm late, but if you want to learn some actual game programming, take a look at C# with XNA.[/QUOTE]
You're very late but I will once I get a chance.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33786507]Oh!
The teacher suspended him for being "offensive against women" and "exploiting private parts".[/QUOTE]
I know I'm beating a dead kracken here
but good god that's good and please get him to draw something pirate related
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33786702]He already did. He painted Jack Sparrow a little while ago.
He sold it to someone for $20 last year.[/QUOTE]
He can have my [sp]considerable[/sp] weight in Doubloons
I wish the school I went to had programming classes (aside from a shitty useless HTML class that is over the internet and has a lazy teacher who waits several months before grading a single assignment). I go to a computer/technology-based school, for goodness sakes. I'm going to enter computer science in college severely behind everyone else who took computer science in high school.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33785680]
shitty people[/QUOTE]
God, people keep getting wrong.
I'm [I]pissy[/I], not shitty.
Well. About a month ago my sis gave me a small pizza from our school's shit pizza sale. Today my mom told me I have to pay her back or give my mom double. Out of my fucking computer money.
Not getting my new PC for christmas, EVEN THOUGH my mom already bought me BF3 and Skyrim for the PC. so they'll just sit on my shelf waiting for an install.
forever.
Free item for Dead Space 2 for buying Dead Space on iPod.
I don't own Dead Space 2.
:suicide:
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33786507]Oh!
Forgot about a stupid story to tell you guys.
A friend of mine drew this for art class.
[img]http://www.heroinitiative.org/newsletter/Images/apr09/HeroComics_cover.jpg[/img]
Keep in mind that we're in grade 12.
The teacher suspended him for being "offensive against women" and "exploiting private parts".[/QUOTE]
I'm incredibly jealous.
[editline]19th December 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;33787201]Well. About a month ago my sis gave me a small pizza from our school's shit pizza sale. Today my mom told me I have to pay her back or give my mom double. Out of my fucking computer money.[/QUOTE]
I fail to see the issue here, isn't that like only seven dollars?
I threw my matress in the garage. I'm sick and tired of sleeping on it's old, worn out body. After a few days, I can honestly say I like the floor better, though the lack of suspension is slightly uncomfortable.
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;33787447]Not getting my new PC for christmas,[/QUOTE]
I feel you man. :[
Wrapping presents.
It's really annoying, especially when the freaking paper rips.
Being a terrible artist. I wish I could draw well.
As soon as my mental state gets a whole lot better, my dad turns around and says that he thinks I was faking the whole thing and called me a lazy slacker in school.
I will fucking take a knife to your eye and dig it down the entirety of our face, you fat bald swine.
Do you know where he got in life? Nowhere. He couldn't fucking finish college because his mind was always on baseball and now look where he is. He just sits on the couch and watches football and basketball day in and day out. And then he has the nerve to tell me this. He has worked at this same company as another expendable worker for like 17 years and he's fucking proud that he doesn't have an education.
I could punch a hole in the wall, and it doesn't help that Finals start tomorrow. If I don't do good then I get to take this entire semester over and it's not even my fault I was failing in the first place.
8PM, Sunday night, have to finish rough draft of report on the legality of cannabis, can't use internet sources.
[QUOTE=SoaringScout;33788571]8PM, Sunday night, have to finish rough draft of report on the legality of cannabis, [B]can't use internet sources[/B].[/QUOTE]
Preparation for the future with SOPA.
[QUOTE=SockFC;33788115]Wrapping presents.
It's really annoying, especially when the freaking paper rips.[/QUOTE]
You think that's bad? I was going to make a sort of "surprise" present in which when opened, a huge plastic bag would inflate with a gift card taped to the front. I was testing the huge-ass computer fan I was using, when suddenly my index finger was sucked into it. It's sliced open and bleeding.
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;33788598]You think that's bad? I was going to make a sort of "surprise" present in which when opened, a huge plastic bag would inflate with a gift card taped to the front. I was testing the huge-ass computer fan I was using, when suddenly my index finger was sucked into it. It's sliced open and bleeding.[/QUOTE]
Ouch
FilmSlacker thinks I look like Cole Phelps.
[b]WHAT IS THIS HERESY YOU RATE OF?[/B]
[URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1148778"]This thread[/URL]
I mean for fuck sake, A bunch of animals die and all they can think to do it insult a internet fandom
How I've spent literally the whole day on the Internet..
I've barely played games, spent like 2 hours on homework, 10+ hours on browsing the web. Oh god.
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;33788195]Being a terrible artist. I wish I could draw well.[/QUOTE]I like to draw, and I don't want to brag about it, but I can do pretty good drawings. The problem is, anatomy, what do.
[QUOTE=Zenpod;33788744][URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1148778"]This thread[/URL]
I mean for fuck sake, A bunch of animals die and all they can think to do it insult a internet fandom[/QUOTE]
What can you expect from classy 'ole Facepunch?
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