• Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33805215]The depressing thought of not ever getting laid. Even with the way I look, the teeth are fixable, but I doubt I'll get laid [I]when I'm young.[/I] I'm just not very pretty. I don't know, when I heard the news the other day that Jabba Lady got a boyfriend and ended up getting laid, it just fell on me like a brick wall. I mean, when [I]she[/I] can get laid and she treats everyone like shit, why is it that a guy who looks like this [img]http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/318901_270377952984075_100000356179478_954587_278841944_n.jpg[/img] who treats everyone with respect is left in the dust for being an "asshole"? Look, I'm sorry that I don't like Call of Duty and I'm sorry that I'm kind of awkward, but it's just who I am. And you shaped me that way. Thanks for all the teasing, name-calling and death threats. It's turned me into a paranoid, awkward piece of garbage. Fuck, I just want a girlfriend...it's all I ever wanted, and I've tried. God knows I've tried. I've gotten to the point where they've gotten comfortable around me and then I take it too far. I think that I'm deepen in than I really am and go for a kiss or something and I come off as creepy, because that's what I am. I'm fucking creepy. I twitch a lot because of my tourettes syndrome, but that's not my fault. Long story short, I wish people would just like me more in real life. I've got a couple friends here and there, but overall, I'm pretty lonely. I guess that's why I come in here. For self assurance that everything's gonna be OK. Like, I consider you guys my friends. Am I wrong here?[/QUOTE] Jabba guy is beautiful. I would totally lay him.
When you listen to a song by yourself, and think that it's the greatest song ever. Then you show it to your friends and you're going "Just wait, it gets better soon, it'll get better eventually". [editline]19th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33805394]Stepfather assuming that all I do is play video games. Fuck, I feel like I'm going through a nervous breakdown right now, I don't need you, you fucking cunt.[/QUOTE] Well hey, you're out of there soon. Think of this as just the final stretch, then you're home free.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33805394]Stepfather assuming that all I do is play video games. Fuck, I feel like I'm going through a [B]nervous breakdown[/B] right now, I don't need you, you fucking cunt.[/QUOTE] Whenever I feel like that, I listen to this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kBbnozv-Lg[/media]
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33805215]The depressing thought of not ever getting laid.[/QUOTE] Nah you'll get laid. most people get laid. it may not be with someone you love, or with someone you even know, but it will happen. i don't know if these are actually encouraging words. i apologize if they aren't i'm not good at this.
That no one wants to join my band. We have an awesome name, and we'd [try to] be a classic metal hair band. Our name would be "Plastic Bass" [sp]as in the fish[/sp]
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33805470]I know that a lot of you guys like me and everything, but I'm almost not even in the mood for the "I'd fuck you, man." jokes.[/QUOTE] what jokes
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33805470]I know that a lot of you guys like me and everything, but I'm almost not even in the mood for the "I'd fuck you, man." jokes. My Grandmother's death finally hit me today. After my brother went to his friend's house for the night, I said that I should head over nextdoor to help my Grandmother. I was out the door before Mom could tell me otherwise. When I went in, the house was empty. The TV wasn't on like it usually was and then it hit me. I fell to my knees and just fucking sobbed.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRIbf6JqkNc[/media] Are these Guns N' Roses songs doing anything for you?
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33805470]I know that a lot of you guys like me and everything, but I'm almost not even in the mood for the "I'd fuck you, man." jokes. [/QUOTE] I'd fuck yo--ur.....couch?
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33805470]I know that a lot of you guys like me and everything, but I'm almost not even in the mood for the "I'd fuck you, man." jokes. My Grandmother's death finally hit me today. After my brother went to his friend's house for the night, I said that I should head over nextdoor to help my Grandmother. I was out the door before Mom could tell me otherwise. When I went in, the house was empty. The TV wasn't on like it usually was and then it hit me. I fell to my knees and just fucking sobbed.[/QUOTE] Now I know you don't know me very well, but I think you'd easily be one of the type of people I'd make great friends with man. I myself have so little friends that I can count them all on one hand then still have fingers left for counting, but it's not how many friends you have that matters, it's how good they are too you.
Seeing variants of this on my facebook everyday. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZDhci.png[/IMG]
The Xbox 360 design. I just don't like it. I mean let's start with the name. Xbox [i]360[/i]. Why? Why not Xbox 2? 360 is an unpleasant sound, and it makes Xbox sound way less cool. I remember when it was the [B]Xbox[/b], and it was like holy shit every time you heard it. Then let's look at the console itself. This is the original Xbox: [IMG]http://wrapup.imbee.com/sites/wrapup.imbee.com/files/story/photos/tu2992.jpg[/IMG] I mean, just look at that fucking thing, it's [i]so god damn cool.[/I] It's black and green and it doesn't give a [i]fuck what you think about it's size, it's comfortable with it's body god dammit.[/i] Let's look at the Xbox 2: [IMG]http://www.best-arcade.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/xbox.jpg[/IMG] What the fuck is that? Why is it white? White and green is not a good color combination, and it most certainly doesn't look badass. These are shitty school colors, not fucking video game console colors! It looks so sleek and shiny. I don't like it. I know they came out with the black one, which looks more like the old Xbox, but it's still too sleek in my opinion. The original Xbox looked fucking badass, man. It didn't bother looking fancy, it bothered looking [i]fucking [b]badass[/b][/i]. Next, the intro when you turn it on. Here's the Xbox intro: [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcL9D2ClDs8&feature=related[/MEDIA] I mean, holy shit. Every time you turned it on, it was like a fucking explosion. And I loved it. I don't know what that goo shit is or why there's a lab inside an X, but holy fuck was it awesome turning the Xbox on. Let's look at the Xbox 2's intro: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXAG2SlJ_bE[/media] That's not even half as cool as the original. It's like it's building up to something, and then the climax is lackluster. Next, the menu screens. This was the original Xbox menu: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36yvAqRPVIo[/media] I mean, not only does it look cool, but it sounds fucking awesome. I still feel like I'm about to shudder every time I switch menu options. There's that background noise which sounds pretty fucking cool. [t]http://nvideoo.com/wp-content/uploads/Sequence-01.Still005.png[/t] Now what the fuck is this? It looks so lame. Why is it such a clusterfuck? There's so many fucking menus on this thing. Then there's those avatars. I fucking hate those things, they look like MY ASSHOLE. It's like the Xbox 2 is being lame intentionally to appeal to everyone, and y'know what? I think that's exactly what happened. The original didn't give a fuck, it just tried to be cool. Xbox 2 can go fuck itself.
[QUOTE=Eonart;33805791]i love you for posting this[/QUOTE] thanks hun [editline]19th December 2011[/editline] oh and for FilmSlacker or anyone feeling sad: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYa5aQb3YGE&feature=g-all-s&context=G24f2f77FAAAAAAAAKAA[/media] if OneyNG doesn't make a man happy, then I don't know what will
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;33792582]Having to go to school a fucking day before Christmas Eve. I was thinking about just skipping their activity days and telling my mom that if she sends me I'm skipping. Fucking shit activity days that I don't want to partake in because I need a god damn break from these assholes.[/QUOTE] Guess what I get to do in the last day before break? Shovel gravel that my school is too lazy to hire workers for. No, seriously, the senior class has to shovel gravel to cover up a dirt area by the school. [editline]19th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Zillamaster55;33805467]That no one wants to join my band. We have an awesome name, and we'd [try to] be a classic metal hair band. Our name would be "Plastic Bass" [sp]as in the fish[/sp][/QUOTE] Hair metal is dead unfortunately. No one wants to remember the 80's. And no offense, but "Plastic Bass" sounds like an electronica group or something.
[QUOTE=rinoaff33;33805985]Guess what I get to do in the last day before break? Shovel gravel that my school is too lazy to hire workers for. No, seriously, the senior class has to shovel gravel to cover up a dirt area by the school.[/QUOTE] Schools love using their students for slave labor. I remember back in shop class all we made the entire year were a bunch of miniature park benches and the teacher sold them for $30 each. He later got fired for doing that.
I just shaved my pubes and it is [i]so[/i] itchy. It makes me mad.
Stupid pre-pubescent admins that don't know how to do their job. Got a sick flickshot? [B]HAX BANNED[/B] Killed lots of people? [B]FUCKING WALLHACKER BAN BAN BAN[/B] Not doing shit? [B]BANNED[/B] Keeps killing the admin? [B]BANNED.[/B]
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33805394]Stepfather assuming that all I do is play video games. Fuck, I feel like I'm going through a nervous breakdown right now, I don't need you, you fucking cunt.[/QUOTE]Tell your stepfather that video games makes you smarter according to scientific researches developed around 2011.
How Mass Effects weapons feel so fucking weak. Seriously, when ever I play Mass Effect, the weapons feel incredibly underpowered. Edit: Actually, all military hardware in Mass Effect feels like fucking toys. Even Sovereign felt vastly underpowered then it should have been.
[QUOTE=tier56;33806301]How Mass Effects weapons feel so fucking weak. Seriously, when ever I play Mass Effect, the weapons feel incredibly underpowered. Edit: Actually, all military hardware in Mass Effect feels like fucking toys. Even Sovereign felt vastly underpowered then it should have been.[/QUOTE] All of the handheld weapons in Mass Effect are essentially peashooters - they use tiny pieces chipped off of a metal block for ammo and accelerate them to extremely high speeds. Kind of silly, but at least it's nigh-unlimited ammo...until the heat sink handwaved bullshit.
I honestly have nothing to do besides being mad at not having something to do.
My mom bought my favorite brand of pepperoni sticks. They're for the dog :suicide:
[QUOTE=rinoaff33;33806397]All of the handheld weapons in Mass Effect are essentially peashooters - they use tiny pieces chipped off of a metal block for ammo and accelerate them to extremely high speeds. Kind of silly, but at least it's nigh-unlimited ammo...until the heat sink handwaved bullshit.[/QUOTE] Yeah, it would have been nice to see the mass effect technology REALLY being put to use, like accelerating something more than a paint chip sized scratch from a metal block. Something pebble sized alone would be infinitely more damaging than a little pansy dust speck.
when I'm worried a post I make is really really really really dumb the thing is is that often when I just post it anyway it turns out real funny but then sometimes it doesn't so it's basically fucking gambling
Those pepperoni sticks are calling to me god damnit. I WANT THEM SO MUCH! "No network connection could be made to the Steam servers." [h2]FUCK YOU STEAM YOU PIECE OF SHIT![/H2]
Can someone explain why LMAO pics isn't closed yet? Over 40,000 posts and over 1,000 pages and its still up. Did I miss something?
[QUOTE=Blitzkrieg Zero;33808205]Can someone explain why LMAO pics isn't closed yet? Over 40,000 posts and over 1,000 pages and its still up. Did I miss something?[/QUOTE] I thought this was going to be about the amount of bans and shitposts in the thread when I read the first line. The post cap was raised to infinity
[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;33805243]Being a little honest here.. Get a trim and you'd be fine. Hey, at least your smile is good. I can't smile w/o looking like an idiot.. so I always look depressed.[/QUOTE] Gosh, I hate it when I don't smile and I look depressed/mad. :| [editline]20th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33805394]Stepfather assuming that all I do is play video games. Fuck, I feel like I'm going through a nervous breakdown right now, I don't need you, you fucking cunt.[/QUOTE] My parents in a fucking nutshell. Also, I stayed up late yesterday (we don't do shit last two days at school, so I don't give a fuck really). My dad was all, aren't you going to bed? Me: Yeah, soon. Dad: mmmh, k. Then my mom came: OMG YOU STILL UP? I'M GOING TO TAKE THE COMPUTER AWAY FROM YOU IF YOU DO THIS AGAIN!!!!! Seriously? I'm almost 18 and I've stayed up late a lot of times before. [editline]20th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=hexag0n;33806233]Stupid pre-pubescent admins that don't know how to do their job. Got a sick flickshot? [B]HAX BANNED[/B] Killed lots of people? [B]FUCKING WALLHACKER BAN BAN BAN[/B] Not doing shit? [B]BANNED[/B] Keeps killing the admin? [B]BANNED.[/B][/QUOTE] IMO it's fucking uneducated (by parents) little shits. Not to brag, but I still have very good experience being admin on several servers when I was younger, and people generally liked me a lot and thought I was older. Edit: Also, I hate auto tuned shit, fuck. It's so easy to hear on like 95% of all auto tuned songs. Also, I HATE remixes of old songs. Like that you spin me round song. It sounded great then they remade it to some shit garbage.
[QUOTE=sa2fan;33806290]Tell your stepfather that video games makes you smarter according to scientific researches developed around 2011.[/QUOTE] I don't see Film's stepdad beleaving that.
When people tell me to give them the weirdest of my porn folder (and yes, you too can find out) and then are all like "Noooo I don't wanna look :("
Snipe.
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