• Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33816800]Fuck it, I'm cheating. Yeah, it's not fair to give myself 9000 lockpicks and auto-attempt my ass to victory, but it's also not fair [B]TO SUBJECT A PERSON TO THIS AWFUL FUCKING LOCK-PICKING SYSTEM[/B].[/QUOTE] [i]Cheating?[/i] [b][i]9000 lockpicks?![/i][/b] [img]http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/1600-stop-you-have-violated-the-law.jpg[/img]
I've just found a 16GB flash drive that I thought I had lost a few months ago.
Being hungry and actually needing to put effort into making something quick to eat. I usually starve myself because of this.
Okay, now that I've given up and started cheating, let's see what was in that chest I spent an hour trying to unlock. [IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/54123195/AREYOUFUCKINGSHITTINGME.PNG[/IMG] [H2]THE CHEST SUCKS MONKEY BUTTS LIKE ALL THE FUCKING REST[/H2]
I think we can all agree that one of the biggest dicks we've ever met have been our sibling's boyfriend/girlfriend.
Except my older sister's boyfriend is one of the coolest people I know.
[QUOTE=SockFC;33817163]I think we can all agree that one of the biggest dicks we've ever met have been our sibling's boyfriend/girlfriend.[/QUOTE] I've never met my older brother's girlfriend before. Come to think of it, I don't even think he HAS a girlfriend. (as of now at least)
Just gonna repost this from lmao pics: Someone deleted a few posts pre-1000 so that the person who posted a video of frank sinatra could get pageking. I'm not one to usually care about pagekings, but that is the pageking of pagekings. All worth it though, I'm buying Chantelise: A Tale of Two Sisters & Dragon Age: Origins Ultimate Edition.
Just found out my dog either has a problem with his liver, or his red blood cells. If it's his liver, then they can give him some anti-biotics and he'll be fine. If it's his red blood cells, I don't know what will happen, but I can imagine.. Poor guy.
[QUOTE=Plattack;33817212] All worth it though, I'm buying Chantelise: A Tale of Two Sisters & Dragon Age: Origins Ultimate Edition.[/QUOTE]Didn't know Chantelise had daily deal,just bought it. Also, mom in super hyped mood where she starts singing loudly and jumping etc. randomly is fucking annoying. Especially when I try to have the only time of the day where I relax. (Relax as in say fuck everything and lean back in my chair)
this was on FP chat 22:30 - J0K3R-TM: swear I woork for Valve! 22:31 - BrQ. ツ: then ill just report your account for impersonating staff and if you work for them, nothign will happen 22:31 - BrQ. ツ: like a win win 22:31 - J0K3R-TM: ow fuck this then! 22:32 - J0K3R-TM: Well OK but I am GOING to work at valve soon after Christmas! 22:33 - J0K3R-TM: I am still in training! 22:33 - BrQ. ツ: ok ill just report for impersonating in training staff, no need to worry if youre for real lol 22:34 - J0K3R-TM: WTF! 22:34 - J0K3R-TM: ok I LIED i DONT WORK FOR VALVE! can't believe people are still acting like they're valve staff. This one wasn't even scamming, he was just claiming he worked as a mapper for valve
[QUOTE=hexag0n;33817265]Just found out my dog either has a problem with his liver, or his red blood cells. If it's his liver, then they can give him some anti-biotics and he'll be fine. If it's his red blood cells, I don't know what will happen, but I can imagine.. Poor guy.[/QUOTE] I really hope it's just something with his liver. That way it can be fixed easily and he'll be alright.
[QUOTE=BrQ;33817410]this was on FP chat 22:30 - J0K3R-TM: swear I woork for Valve! 22:31 - BrQ. ツ: then ill just report your account for impersonating staff and if you work for them, nothign will happen 22:31 - BrQ. ツ: like a win win 22:31 - J0K3R-TM: ow fuck this then! 22:32 - J0K3R-TM: Well OK but I am GOING to work at valve soon after Christmas! 22:33 - J0K3R-TM: I am still in training! 22:33 - BrQ. ツ: ok ill just report for impersonating in training staff, no need to worry if youre for real lol 22:34 - J0K3R-TM: WTF! 22:34 - J0K3R-TM: ok I LIED i DONT WORK FOR VALVE! can't believe people are still acting like they're valve staff. This one wasn't even scamming, he was just claiming he worked as a mapper for valve[/QUOTE] I always wonder what people are thinking when they're doing that.
[QUOTE=horsedrowner;33817490]I always wonder what people are thinking when they're doing that.[/QUOTE] "People will think I'm SO COOL!"
[QUOTE=BrQ;33817410]this was on FP chat 22:30 - J0K3R-TM: swear I woork for Valve! 22:31 - BrQ. ツ: then ill just report your account for impersonating staff and if you work for them, nothign will happen 22:31 - BrQ. ツ: like a win win 22:31 - J0K3R-TM: ow fuck this then! 22:32 - J0K3R-TM: Well OK but I am GOING to work at valve soon after Christmas! 22:33 - J0K3R-TM: I am still in training! 22:33 - BrQ. ツ: ok ill just report for impersonating in training staff, no need to worry if youre for real lol 22:34 - J0K3R-TM: WTF! 22:34 - J0K3R-TM: ok I LIED i DONT WORK FOR VALVE! can't believe people are still acting like they're valve staff. This one wasn't even scamming, he was just claiming he worked as a mapper for valve[/QUOTE] I get PM's like this all the time on PSN.
I [I]despise[/I] those who stare you into submission. They'll expect you to do something, and [I]they assume you'll be the guy to do it.[/I] I don't put up with that shit anymore, though. Taken to saying no more often.
Multiplayer achivements.
I get the feeling that my friend is gonna get back together with his ex-girlfriend tomorrow. If that's the case, then I have literally nothing to say to the girl I like. GOD DAMN. The only time this asshole is helpful to me, he might fuck it up. Even thought I probably would've never worked up the confidence to talk to her. Every time I look at her I just fucking melt inside and feel small. I should probably just give up.. :\ It hurts even more on the weekends when I DON'T see her. I have a week and a half break coming up, so that'll be hard as all fuck to get past. 3 more days...
sv_consistency and sv_pure
How I keep fucking up on my wishlist. WHY AM I USING A PEN?! Also, I've been swearing more lately. Facepunch is to blame.
Yes it's fucking definitely our fault. We're such assholes.
Do my constant pirate references get annoying you guys?
[QUOTE=Zenpod;33818301]Do my constant pirate references get annoying you guys?[/QUOTE] nein
I take back what I said earlier about 80's metal being dead. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1063294[/url]
Dropped my fucking iPod and it shattered. Front camera is completely obliterated, screen is nearly gone and I just don't know what to do. No warranty either, it's smashed to bits. I fucking knew I shouldn't have bought all that shit using an empty credit card. Apple's getting their fucking revenge.
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;33818539]Dropped my fucking iPod and it shattered. Front camera is completely obliterated, screen is nearly gone and I just don't know what to do. No warranty either, it's smashed to bits. I fucking knew I shouldn't have bought all that shit using an empty credit card. Apple's getting their fucking revenge.[/QUOTE] oh god that means no more talking late in the night on steam for us FUCK
[QUOTE=Blitzkrieg Zero;33818167]How I keep fucking up on my wishlist. WHY AM I USING A PEN?! Also, I've been swearing more lately. Facepunch is to blame.[/QUOTE] I think it's my fault. Someone was complaining my friend posted something about legalization, this was my response: "SO FUCKING DELETE HIM YOU FLAMING WORTHLESS CUNT. YOU'RE A SCUMBAG PRICK THAT NEEDS TO GO FUCKING CHOP HIS ASIAN SIZED DICK OFF. NO ONE FUCKING LOVES YOU YOU HORSE-FUCKING-CUNT-LICKER." I'm an asshole :v:
[QUOTE=Zenpod;33818301]Do my constant pirate references get annoying you guys?[/QUOTE] No matey.
Auto Balance in FPS games. Why is it always me that gets balanced?
My sister has taken 4 showers in the same 2 hour period. Why.
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