• Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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At least add some variety on the arrow to the knee jokes. Something like this maybe? "I used to play games like you, but then I took a virus to the hard drive." Ugh. I hate waiting for Christmas Eve, I just want to open my fucking headset!
[QUOTE=Eonart;33857258]why did i draw this [URL="http://i.imgur.com/QbNzx.png"]NSFW[/URL] I hate myself.[/QUOTE] What's that supposed to be?
Fuck holidays. I hate the holiday season. Our family never is able to budget anything, so we barely have any money by the end of the month, while the whole family still expects some miracle, and to still be able to get cool things. I personally don't care anymore... you get used to disappointment. Just hearing all these other people and all the neat shit they got bugs me. Bah Humbug!
The word 'nerd' is confusing and enraging to me. It used to be an insult, and now [i]everyone[/i] wants to be a nerd, and the people who apparently are real nerds are trying to defend their title now. It's completely backwards, and now the word has lost all it's meaning. Which is why I'm not ashamed to admit I like Star Wars and Star Trek, and, dare I say it, My Little Pony, because even if I do get called a nerd (because somehow it's also still usable as an insult) I recognize that it's complete bullshit.
And, while we have no money, and my mother is complaining about not being able to do some fancy Christmas dinner... WHY THE HELL DID WE JUST SPEND $70 ON LITTLE BITS OF CHEESE AND SAUSAGE SHIT THAT NO ONE IS GOING TO EAT!?!? [editline]23rd December 2011[/editline] ...my merge. Not cool.
Something's trying to prevent me from playing MW3.
...and my mother is of course being her idiotic, selfish, bitchy self. Even after getting two huge boxes of stuff from her friend, a box of meat from our aunt, the previously mentioned stuff, and tons and tons of books... after trading three books to get some new ones for my dad, she has the nerve to come out here and say "Oh, well this is all well and good, but what do [B]I[/B] get?" Yeah, nice to know you don't care that my sister and I get jack shit basically, AND that my sisters birthday is in seven days... I'm trying my best to do something for her at least though... she deserves that much. BAH fucking HUMBUG! [editline]23rd December 2011[/editline] Facepunch hates me.
[QUOTE=dmillerw;33857506] Facepunch hates me.[/QUOTE] I don't :unsmith:
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33857374]The word 'nerd' is confusing and enraging to me. It used to be an insult, and now [i]everyone[/i] wants to be a nerd, and the people who apparently are real nerds are trying to defend their title now. It's completely backwards, and now the word has lost all it's meaning. Which is why I'm not ashamed to admit I like Star Wars and Star Trek, and, dare I say it, My Little Pony, because even if I do get called a nerd (because somehow it's also still usable as an insult) I recognize that it's complete bullshit.[/QUOTE] You like My Little Pony? [URL="tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HypocriticalHumor"]You ponyfag.[/URL]
[QUOTE=Zenpod;33857516]I don't :unsmith:[/QUOTE] Good to know... didn't mean it literally. Just kept breaking my auto-merge.
[QUOTE=Eonart;33857527]My friends are pretty happy about my new tablet. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/viL0f.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Oh lord, 'penis meat'. Reminds me of that guy who (spoiled for cringe inducing) [sp]stuck a fiberglass rod in his dick, and then pulled out a nice long strip of dick meat.[/sp]
[QUOTE=FriendofaFisher;33848258][B]Blighttown.[/B][/QUOTE] Oh my god Dark Souls FUUUCK I want to rip my face off at times when playing that.
Damned color scheme on facepunch. I'd change it with greasemonkey (because from what I know it's possible) but I know nothing of scripting. If I had my way the colors would be changed to extremely dark greys/greens, that way it wouldn't be such a fucking eyesore at night.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33857722]Oh lord, 'penis meat'. Reminds me of that guy who (spoiled for cringe inducing) [sp]stuck a fiberglass rod in his dick, and then pulled out a nice long strip of dick meat.[/sp][/QUOTE] I wanna see that.
Not really me as much as my sister, but her teacher misplaced a test that my sister turned in, and didn't give her a CPR card because of it. IIRC, you need the CPR card to pass the class and the only way to get it now is to pay $70 for a CPR course.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33857722]Oh lord, 'penis meat'. Reminds me of that guy who (spoiled for cringe inducing) [sp]stuck a fiberglass rod in his dick, and then pulled out a nice long strip of dick meat.[/sp][/QUOTE] UNGNGGHGG I remember that guy, I couldn't stop thinking about how painful that must have been. Also I'm back, and fuck Steams ''offline mode'' in the POOPSHOOT! Offline my ass, I had 0 internet whatsoever in that stupid hotel and ''Offline Mode'' didn't do shit. It basically said ''U MUST HAV INTERNET TODO OFFLINE MOWD EEDIOT HURR'' .......
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[QUOTE=Eonart;33855235]I did not realize you could make yourself feel a little sick from your own drawings. [URL="http://i.imgur.com/oJ06T.png"]The drawing in question.[/URL][/QUOTE] Ow, shit, why do my testicles suddenly hurt?
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33857722]Oh lord, 'penis meat'. Reminds me of that guy who (spoiled for cringe inducing) [sp]stuck a fiberglass rod in his dick, and then pulled out a nice long strip of dick meat.[/sp][/QUOTE] Why did I click and read that and imagined that in my head. I can feel my dick shrinking because it is scared.
So, in TOR, I tried an Imperial Agent. I like them, certainly more than the 'I'm here to help because jedi are here to serve and also give blowjobs' character. But the problem is that I end up with way more light side points because the moral decisions are basically 'Be extremely kind' or 'Be a gigantic douche for no real reason other than for the sake of being evil'.
Gold names. [QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33859158]So, in TOR, I tried an Imperial Agent. I like them, certainly more than the 'I'm here to help because jedi are here to serve and also [b]give blowjobs'[/b] character. But the problem is that I end up with way more light side points because the moral decisions are basically 'Be extremely kind' or 'Be a gigantic douche for no real reason other than for the sake of being evil'.[/QUOTE] Be a fucking Jedi for when I finally buy the game.
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;33859164]Gold names. [/QUOTE]Wow, rude.. Why?
When my cat sits in front of my door for 5 hours when I'm sleeping and waits for me to wake up. Yes yes kitty, you love me, I get it...
insomnia
Apparently my video: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2qInFKTOIM[/media] Contains content from the warner brothers media group or a part of it? What? No it isn't, the music is from marty o' donnel, not god damn warner chappell for gods sake youtube its the HALO SOUNDTRACK NOT SOME WARNER BROTHERS BULLSHIT MUSIC I don't want warner putting ads for their music on my video when it isnt even THEIR MUSIC. how can I fix this/contact youtube
and yet again I get nothing for christmas oh joy anyways yeah this youtube problem fuck you youtube letting companies claim bullshit
[QUOTE=Eonart;33855235]I did not realize you could make yourself feel a little sick from your own drawings. [URL="http://i.imgur.com/oJ06T.png"]The drawing in question.[/URL][/QUOTE] It made me chuckle.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;33860129]Driving instructor canceled this morning due to all of the snow. Great. The ONE DAY that I had something planned, it snows like hell for the first time.[/QUOTE] yet mother nature wins again [B] fuck you mothernature [/B] also I was posting that just befrore, as I was writing "fuck you mother nature" my pc froze up :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Bytecry;33858358]I wanna see that.[/QUOTE] no you do NOT
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;33860371]no you do NOT[/QUOTE] I do.
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