Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33954120]when I get stuck on the toilet cause the poop won't come out
1 minute: okay c'mon
2 minutes: okay this is dragging on way too long
5 minutes: theythinkI'mmasturbatingtheythinkI'mmasturbatingtheythinkI'mmasturbating[/QUOTE]
This. I hate how I usually take 5-10 minutes just to take a dump.
[QUOTE=Daniellynet;33954177]Takes me less than 2 minutes every time.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=174724&dateline=1325169860[/IMG]
how the fuck?
now that I think about it
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33954120]when I get stuck on the toilet cause the poop won't come out
1 minute: okay c'mon
2 minutes: [b]okay this is dragging on way too long[/b]
5 minutes: theythinkI'mmasturbatingtheythinkI'mmasturbatingtheythinkI'mmasturbating[/QUOTE]
perhaps that's not how I wanted to phrase that
Fuuuuuuuuuck I can taste blood from coughing all the time.
Goddamn it, vacations are supposed to be fun.
[QUOTE=BrQ;33953637]When your parents are like 'Ok you can buy anything you want, if you see something, just say so' and you choose something reasonable and they go like [b ]'what do you need that for'[/b][/QUOTE]
My MBA. I just need $150 now and my mom isn't helping with it :suicide:
Fucking christ I have that mucus shit stuck in my throat it feels like I'm going to choke on it.
Why must I call to hear your prices?
Could you not simply put it on your website?
The fact that this mouse is uncomfortable as fuck to use, and it's too sensititve and the manual does jack shit in telling me how to sort that out, and I want my old one back, but I dont' want to sound ungrateful because I got it for christmas...
It's a Cyborg RAT5 by the way.
I basically have my whole life planned out. I know where I want to live, what I want my house to look like, what I want to become.
What I'm scared of is failing my exams and becoming my brother.
also bus fares in London are raising again by 5p
..Okay, I think I have calmed now.
I'll take this to tech support.
I hate it when people constantly bug me to cut my hair, or just fool around behind my back touching it and pullin' it and messing around with it. My hair goes down to the middle of my back, and it's annyoying as fuck when someone grabs a handful and starts tuggin' for dear life.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;33955458]I hate it when people constantly bug me to cut my hair, or just fool around behind my back touching it and pullin' it and messing around with it. My hair goes down to the middle of my back, and it's annyoying as fuck when someone grabs a handful and starts tuggin' for dear life.[/QUOTE]
Shut up and take all my check marks
AND IT WAS BECAUSE I DIDNT DOWNLOAD THE DRIVER
Boxes please, I feel like a dumbass now.
>Working on project, almost done, but I have to finish because my parents are doing something tomorrow.
>Dad gets home.
>Overhears conversation on how dad's going to work tomorrow
>Decides to save what's left of project for tomorrow (which is VERY little)
>Parents hold to video games I ordered for christmas as some sort of hostage
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
[QUOTE=hexag0n;33954258][IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=174724&dateline=1325169860[/IMG]
how the fuck?[/QUOTE]
I just always hated wasting time in the toilet (other than showering), and dunno, I just enter the bathroom, sit down, shit like 5-10 seconds after, wipe my ass several times, wash hands and then go out. :v:
If you don't wipe your ass after shitting, you're going to feel shitty.
And now I'm sneezing.
Damn it, it just keeps getting worse.
After I woke up from my nap, I saw that there were only 28 new posts.
Man, days are slow in the STGYM thread without TheFilmSlacker. :[
How, despite the fact that I'm of Hispanic origin, people calling me a Caucasian. FOR FUCKS SAKE, I ALREADY EXPLAINED TO YOU HOW I'M PUERTO RICAN YOU DUMBFUCKS! Both of my parents are hispanic, hell, my whole goddamn family is hispanic. But unfortunately, because I'm incredibly pale, and I'm too damn lazy to actually get a fucking tan, hence why I look like I'm white.
The girl I love left me around a year ago, but I still love her. She lives 200 miles away, she's living happy while I still think about her every day, and it's fucking torture without her.
My brain hurts, too much monitor staring.
trying to find a house in Denmark is making my brain hurt also.
fucking ISP is making me rage again. No matter how many times I tell my mom she is throwing her money away by using this bullshit company, she won't listen.
This thread hurts my brain. You guys need to stop being soppy bastards and be happy
[QUOTE=Bytecry;33956465]trying to find a house in Denmark is making my brain hurt also.[/QUOTE]
Huh, why are you trying to come to Denmark?
[QUOTE=Daniellynet;33956592]Huh, why are you trying to come to Denmark?[/QUOTE]
To live there.
Really windy and a branch flew out of nowhere and hit my face. Have a scratch on my eye now. Nature is a dick.
I woke up and thought it was 4AM because it was dark out and I felt tired.
Turns out it was actually 4PM
ITS TOO GOD DAMN DARK OUT FOR 4PM
[QUOTE=Bytecry;33956614]To live there.[/QUOTE]
Because of school, or? Just wondering.
[editline]30th December 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;33956697]I woke up and thought it was 4AM because it was dark out and I felt tired.
Turns out it was actually 4PM
ITS TOO GOD DAMN DARK OUT FOR 4PM[/QUOTE]
I hate how quickly it gets dark during the winter.
[QUOTE=Daniellynet;33956756]Because of school, or? Just wondering.
[editline]30th December 2011[/editline]
I hate how quickly it gets dark during the winter.[/QUOTE]
Basically. Once I start Uni I'm going to have to find a place to live. My parent's are moving to Nigeria, my brother moving to Portsmouth and my Sister and I are looking for a house in Denmark. Denmark still isn't finalised though.
How my sister's kitten keeps lying on my keyboard, but I don't want to move him off. He looks so comfy.
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