Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=ShiggerWiggy;33991652]i started driving games years ago when i was horrible and immature
the result was me purposely ramming into other cars
i then tried to play serious and i was suddenly great
i became so good at ramming cars that i could suddenly steer and aim beautifully, but with the target being the finish line
[sp]i still can't drive GTA IV helicopters[/sp][/QUOTE]
I'll just play the Flatout series, they like it when I smash into stuff and ram people.
[QUOTE=Nemisis116;33991740]I'll just play the Flatout series, they like it when I smash into stuff and ram people.[/QUOTE]
I haven't rammed any cars in games for a while because I don't like being a dick, but that sounds fun
What do you think is the best Flatout game?
edit - shit, wrong image, trying to find the right one
Happy New Years, guys. Stay angry.
Why did they have to shutdown the online gameplay for GRID on PC. Seriously...
[QUOTE=sa2fan;33991894]Why did they have to shutdown the online gameplay for GRID on PC. Seriously...[/QUOTE]
I think you can still play online using Hamachi
The song 'Pumped up kicks'
"Rob's got a quick hand, he looking herhefhurfhig I'll tell you his plan, he's got a rolled cigarette, hanging oreo his mouth he's a cowboy cat.
Arreoher kids with the bummed out kitties better run, better run, faster than my urghey urghey"
[H2]WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING[/h2]
7:30 AM.
I could go to sleep and wake up at 12, but fuck, might oversleep and parents won't wake me up.
My eyes are starting to hurt too, oh well, let's hope for the best.
What the hell man, go to sleep! :v:
I'm going to sleep around 2 AM or something.
Whoever rated my post dumb, it was meant as sarcasm, not being serious. Calm down.
[QUOTE=ShiggerWiggy;33991758]I haven't rammed any cars in games for a while because I don't like being a dick, but that sounds fun
What do you think is the best Flatout game?
edit - shit, wrong image, trying to find the right one[/QUOTE]
Well I would say Flatout 2 but its a bit outdated now (ps2 era) so just get Flatout Ultimate Carnage.
Its pretty much Flatout 2 but with better graphics and online racing.
Its 5 bucks on Steam right now, go for it.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33992117]The song 'Pumped up kicks'
"Rob's got a quick hand, he looking herhefhurfhig I'll tell you his plan, he's got a rolled cigarette, hanging oreo his mouth he's a cowboy cat.
Arreoher kids with the bummed out kitties better run, better run, faster than my urghey urghey"
[H2]WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING[/h2][/QUOTE]
It's actually about a school shooting.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33992117]The song 'Pumped up kicks'
"Rob's got a quick hand, he looking herhefhurfhig I'll tell you his plan, he's got a rolled cigarette, hanging oreo his mouth he's a cowboy cat.
Arreoher kids with the bummed out kitties better run, better run, faster than my urghey urghey"
[H2]WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING[/h2][/QUOTE]
I don't really like the song but it is pretty easy to understand what they are saying.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33992117]The song 'Pumped up kicks'
"Rob's got a quick hand, he looking herhefhurfhig I'll tell you his plan, he's got a rolled cigarette, hanging oreo his mouth he's a cowboy cat.
Arreoher kids with the bummed out kitties better run, better run, faster than my urghey urghey"
[H2]WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING[/h2][/QUOTE]
This reminds me of the summer, I carpooled to work with one of my buddies, and some fall out boy song came on the radio. His radio has crappy quality, so we couldn't quite make out the words, so from then every verse of that song ended with "You know you've got a complex cooking in pudding". I'll see if I can find the song.
[QUOTE=joshjet;33992550]This reminds me of the summer, I carpooled to work with one of my buddies, and some fall out boy song came on the radio. His radio has crappy quality, so we couldn't quite make out the words, so from then every verse of that song ended with "You know you've got a complex cooking in pudding". I'll see if I can find the song.[/QUOTE]
I found it:
[video=youtube;uhG-vLZrb-g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g[/video]
[QUOTE=Dr. Deeps;33992574]I found it:
[video=youtube;uhG-vLZrb-g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g[/video][/QUOTE]
Yeah, that's the one. We would hear that about 5 times a week.
Gimmie dat new years dump of grump
-I fucking hate when I'm in the middle of showering and I realize that [i]OH, LOOK, THERE'S NO FUCKING SHAMPOO.[/I] And when you shower with no shampoo your hair gets all fucked up.
-Song lyrics. I don't know why, but I usually like my songs without singers in them.
-When the instrumentals for a song are fucking impossible to find.
-Predictable plotlines. I'm not talking 'Oh, of course the good guy is gonna win.', I'm talking being able to predict what the fuck is exactly going to happen.
-When my face fucking itches like it does now.
-The home button on my phone is fucked up now and only works [i]some[/i] of the time.
-Avatars without borders. Sometimes it's okay, but most of the time it's god damn annoying to look at.
-This whole idea of being a slut. It's incredibly sexist and illogical.
-Being around 'special' people. It's incredibly awkward and I feel bad for feeling incredibly awkward around them. I don't blame them for being dumb and I don't hate them, though.
-Why is music never fucking loud enough? Seriously, I have never been fine with the volume of music.
-My ears are a fucking wax factory. Every week I use a q-tip and that shit ends up coming out completely yellow.
-When I want to eat, but I'm not hungry. I hate myself when I do it because I know that it's just making me a huge fatass, and because you seriously can't get more first world problem than that.
-It's always either fuckin' cold, or fuckin' hot here. I can't run in this shit.
-No running shoes. My old pair is too small so now I'm just fucked.
-You know how people get that runners high? I haven't ever experienced that. I just feel like I'm gonna fucking die.
-When I run, my hair bounces up with every fucking step. I look like a dumbass.
-My hair is too fucking short to be put in a ponytail, and too fucking long to keep from getting in my face.
-When a pimple is really fucking big and it turns out to be mostly blood. [I]Fuck you.[/i]
-When I'm in public and I have to fart, and then it starts building up pressure and it's really uncomfortable and then it goes away.
-The Windows design. I'm talking XP, Vista, 7, it doesn't matter. It looks fucking shitty. I mean the windows logo hanging out there in the fucking corner all the time looking like a fucking piece of shit and the fucking task bar with it's stupid fucking glare on it and it's dumb fucking icons and just really the fucking shape of it pisses me off. I don't know any of them fancy theme things to fix this fucking dumb fucking stupid fucking shit.
-Trying to fix my sleeping schedule. I'm not tired so I'm just fucked.
-Having to go back to school. I can't stand those fucking assholes much longer.
-When do people want to text/call me? Why, when I don't have my phone on me of course!
-When I'm aware of my bad habits, and then I feel like shit.
-When I have too many fucking tabs open.
-My computer is starting to be unable to handle modern games. Another year and it'll be useless for gaming.
-When there's a really nice song and picture like [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeeqbId-ad0&feature=channel_video_title]this,[/url] and all the comments are just DAYUMN LOOK AT DEM TITTIES!!!!
-When my parents promise me money that I worked for and then just never give me it.
-When I realize I've done something hypocritical.
-When I procrastinate. I'm going to fucking fail the semester if I keep it up.
-When I sink all my fucking time into a video game instead of doing something productive.
-When I want to go running, but my phone or headphones aren't charged.
-When I want to go running, but the weather is fucking dogshit.
-When I use 'When I' a bunch while listing things that get me mad.
-When Audacity fucking crashes after I recorded something that sounded perfect.
-When my ears hurt because I've been wearing headphones too long.
-What the fuck kind of name is headphones, anyway? THIS IS NOT A PHONE
-When there's fucking glitter on me. I [i]despise[/i] glitter.
-When I'm mad for no reason at all.
-When I try to make an argument to an adult and then they make their counter argument. I don't know what to say after that, and only come up with a response later. I'm too easily defeated in an argument in real life.
-When no songs sound good at the moment.
-When I make stupid fucking spelling mistakes.
-When I make a mistake while posting on facepunch and then I have to scramble to fix it.
-Not being able to talk to my counselor for weeks.
-When people think that therapists and counselors and shit are just for the crazy people.
-Why is it that everyone is always excited for the next year? It's not like it's going to be a good time. I'm willing to bet that next New Years, people are gonna be saying "God, am I glad that 2012 is over!", just like how they're saying it for 2011, and 2010, and 2009, and 2008, and so on.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KIsjF.png[/IMG]
Go fuck yourself.
"This forum requires that you wait 20 seconds between searches. Please try again in 1 seconds."
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33992696]"This forum requires that you wait 20 seconds between searches. Please try again in 1 seconds."[/QUOTE]
I fucking hate when that happens with anything that requires you to wait x amount of seconds and it only shows x amount of seconds when you submit something
[editline]1st January 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Antdawg;33991585]Having a wank and even after washing your hand for five fucking minutes straight, it still smells. I know it doesn't bother other people, but my hand will always feel dirty for a while after a wank. And smell of course.[/QUOTE]
Clean your dick or get better smelling semen.
I've only been alive 5,549 days.
It feels like it should be longer than that.
I really am sick of hearing about Call of Duty 4 is "before the series becomes terrible" even though there really is no discernible difference between that and the newer ones other than the story is slighly better.
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;33992685][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KIsjF.png[/IMG]
Go fuck yourself.[/QUOTE]
Always a good back up plan if birthday sex falls through :v:
[editline]1st January 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=JesterUK;33993217]I really am sick of hearing about Call of Duty 4 is "before the series becomes terrible" even though there really is no discernible difference between that and the newer ones other than the story is slighly better.[/QUOTE]
I think it was better because it was actually a lot of new ideas back then.
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;33993281]Always a good back up plan if birthday sex falls through :v:[/QUOTE]
Nobody to have it with.
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;33993399]Nobody to have it with.[/QUOTE]
If only I were there, that'd change.
Twice.
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;33993513]If only I were there, that'd change.
Twice.[/QUOTE]
*rainbows incoming*
Ontopic: I hate how my voice isn't suited at all to make Youtube videos and won't be for a few more years :suicide: I'll get an example later.
[QUOTE=TheDamnWizards!;33993738]*rainbows incoming*
Ontopic: I hate how my voice isn't suited at all to make Youtube videos and won't be for a few more years :suicide: I'll get an example later.[/QUOTE]
anything is better than my accent.
trust me
[QUOTE=Eonart;33993861]prove it[/QUOTE]
i would but something is up with my mic
[QUOTE=hexag0n;33993883]i would but something is up with my mic[/QUOTE]
Yeah, you mean [i]your stupid fucking accent ooooooooooooooooooooh[/i]
no but really, I'm stuck with a fucking American accent, worst of all, a [i]Texan[/i] one
every other accent sounds incredible to me
Premature ejaculation.
This year is already off to a shitty start.
Not being able to remember something in full, only bits and pieces.
And then not getting any useful results when searching with said bits and pieces on the internet.
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