• Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;32192690]I got kicked out for bringing a mountain dew slushie to my social studies class because it was unhealthy. Well, that was half the reason. "Mountain dew is unhealthy" "No it's not" "Yes it is unhealthy, it has a lot of sugar" "no it's not, it's a good male birth control drink because it kills sperm" I got kicked out and I had to write a paragraph on how I shouldn't curse in an educational environment. When the fuck did sperm become a curse word. If it is, SPERM YOU MR. SPERMFACE FOR MAKING ME WRITE A SPERMING PARAGRAPH.[/QUOTE] This is why you are my favorite poster.
when i don't have time to wear my pectus brace and my ribcage juts out on one side, constricting my heart nasty as fuck man
Windows XP being a big pile of shit and not going away
MY MOUSE BEING A PIECE OF SHIT AND DANCING THE EPILEPSY DANCE INSTEAD OF SCROLLING UP OR DOWN WHEN I WANT IT TO LIKE THIS [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/22706967/goddommotfronk.gif[/img] THAT'S EXACTLY ALL IT WILL DO! AURRRAHARHGAHGRHGRHAGR
The fact the Notch only released a mobile version of Minecraft on Xperia. How about a mobile device that most of us actually have?
[QUOTE=Glitch360;32190723]Fuck moths. I'm sitting here eating pizza and watching Forrest Gump, and all of a sudden this asshole moth decides to go kamikaze right into my face. I fell out of my chair and dropped my pizza :c I can't find it now though, it flew off[/QUOTE] Every fucking time
[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;32194379]The fact the Notch only released a mobile version of Minecraft on Xperia. How about a mobile device that most of us actually have?[/QUOTE] well, not many phones have joysticks, and the power to run it.
I just don't understand the school detention system at all, or anything that penalizes you for being late or whatever. Shouldn't be missing out on class time be enough punishment?
I'm sure this has been said many times before but when people are ~mysterious~ on facebook and only say something like "its over" or "and suddenly im in hospital" or "i hate him" or something else that's very vague and requires 10 people to ask "why, whats wrong?" before anyone has an idea on whats going on oh and someone: "hey come over here" me: -"why" someone: "just come"
[QUOTE=Eonart;32194270]Try to open new tab with MMB. Clicks on different link.[/QUOTE] Got a whole new mouse because of this :v: The old one was a cheap thing anyway
These fucking comments (caught on iPad, but you should be able to find who it is) [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19296530/Things/Images%20of%20other%20stuff/IMG_0326.PNG[/img][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19296530/Things/Images%20of%20other%20stuff/IMG_0327.PNG[/img] STOP WITH YOUR FUCKED UP COMMENTS! Grow a brain or :frog:!
[QUOTE=343N;32195220]These fucking comments (caught on iPad, but you should be able to find who it is) [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19296530/Things/Images%20of%20other%20stuff/IMG_0326.PNG[/img][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19296530/Things/Images%20of%20other%20stuff/IMG_0327.PNG[/img] STOP WITH YOUR FUCKED UP COMMENTS! Grow a brain or :frog:![/QUOTE] Alright I'm going kill that faggot who dissed Ryan Dunn...
Yeah, just incase you didn't get it, in the second picture that was the comment I was aiming at.
[QUOTE=Ian;32190541]Valve time. It applies to everything valve related. It took over a fucking month for my shit to get shipped to me.[/QUOTE] From the Valve Store it usually takes 2 weeks for something to get shipped to me, but this time it arrived it like 3 days. I was fucking amazed. Still had to pay taxes/duty fees at the door, though.
People who force themselves to like actors, musicians, ect. Just because they're dead.
[QUOTE=eninco;32195366]People who force themselves to like actors, musicians, ect. Just because they're dead.[/QUOTE] I know a guy that started liking Michael Jackson's music the week he died :v:
I just got invited to a steam group about My Little Pony porn. WHAT THE FUUUUUCK
[QUOTE=IcyTruth;32195794]I just got invited to a steam group about My Little Pony porn. WHAT THE FUUUUUCK[/QUOTE]How does that even warrant a group why can't they just where's the taco salad appreciation group
also people who keep complaining about the youtube comments just ignore them, not that hard
[QUOTE=Nohj;32190760]Catch it then! Dont let a pizza fly off like that![/QUOTE] page late, but that made me laugh so hard I cried I hate it when you're in a bad mood for no good reason
Teacher wants me to write an essay on "paper that expresses me" Keep in mind that this is fucking ENGLISH 10. [editline]9th September 2011[/editline] And being graded on fucking handwriting. I think i'm gonna go to my counselor or question my teacher about her sanity.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32183417]If you have me on Facebook, you probably know who JMB is. She's always bitching about how "insane" she is and how she might as well be in a home. I actually asked her about it today. "Why do you think you're insane?" JMB: "I think crazy thoughts." Me: "Define 'crazy thoughts'." What happened next made my day. (after promising not to tell anyone about 3 times.) JMB: "Alright, well...I...think about...[I]sex[/I], like [I]in class.[/I]" Me: "Congrats. You're going through puberty like the rest of us." She's 17, by the way.[/QUOTE] Apparently Facepunch is an online asylum.
I seriously I'm listening to the radio and there's a country song on about fucking Mcdonalds I'M NOT EVEN FUCKING JOKING
Oh yes, McDonalds pisses me off. Their commercials are annoying as fuck and all they do if you eat there is make you fat..
Apple
Our schools inability to notice that the bus I get needs to be a double-decker. There's three buses that go to our school at the end of the day, two are double-decker and have a vaguely large amount of people who get on and ours is a single-decker and with the influx of new year 7's has about 30-60, people were fucking jammed against the doors jesus christ school get yo shit togetha, I couldnt even hear my Kinks at full volume on my ipod with all the screaming and nonsense.
There needs to be a place where all the unintelligent little boys and girls have their fucking mouths sown shut
[i]I hate it when people make a big deal about their 1000th post.[/i]
HOORAY, NOW MY FUCKING LUNCH HAS BEEN STOLEN, AND I'M FUCKED I'm seriously about to lose my shit at these fucking kids
People who make a lifestyle out of something that is actually only a very small part of your life. Examples: Apple Products My Little Pony Furries Not to say that everyone in those groups are like it, but for god's sake. Apple makes computers; if you want to buy one instead of a PC, fine, but don't treat it like some kind of 'lifestyle choice'.
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