Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=fantafuzz;32293142]Sometimes, when i really need to take a shit so bad it feels like it is ripping out of my ass, i don't have time to put several strands of toilet paper into the toilet first, and then as i sit down to shit, i start pissing aswell, and then the shit is stuck, so i have to push really hard, so i piss even more, and then the shit finally pops out, i feel really happy, but then it hits the pisswater, and it splashes up into my ass.[/QUOTE]
TMI
Coming home from being threatened and yelled at all day to be ranted At all day
FUCKING YAY
When people post depressing shit in the lmao pictures thread. I came there for laughing, not for the reason of feeling like shit.
How every time i post something on here, i keep checking back on that post for about an hour, to see how it got rated, and if anybody replied.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32293224]This fucking boils my shit.
apparently in my school, you can get turned down for taking a course from a teacher.
"She has the right to say no if you didn't do well last year in her class."
What a relentlessly fucked up school.[/QUOTE]Let me see if I read this right: If you fail a class, the teacher has the right to deny you to take it again?
How the fuck does your school get anywhere
when im on a hill in a manual car and the car behind me rides my ass
>Get a new phone
>accidently drop it
>small, yet glaringly obvious scratch on screen
nuff said.
When I open a thread from the ticker (right click>open in new tab) and it's loading causes EVERY OTHER tab to become completely unresponsive
Goddamn Intel Atom processors
Trying to play eve APPARENT-FUCKING-LY causes my router to crash, and eve doesn't even use that much bandwidth/require a super high speed! What the FUCK?!
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12227769/supertool.png[/img]
Tools like this. Assuming he's referring to the cheerleaders he finds unattractive, he's acting like a total douche. Some cheerleaders are cheerleading because they enjoy it. They don't need to take any shit from guys that girls probably don't find attractive.
Factoring in Algebra. Every time I see a trinomial or polynomial that needs to be factors I want to run away.
Some creepy fuck who lives across the street has been watching my house all week and he's started taking pictures of me. It's a good thing that shotguns are legal.
[QUOTE=Pitchfork;32294149]Some creepy fuck who lives across the street has been watching my house all week and he's started taking pictures of me. It's a good thing that shotguns are legal.[/QUOTE]
You could just ask me to stop..
how you heat up some soup in the microwave and then you touch the bowl and it's incredibly hot and there's no napkins and how the fuck do I get my soup out of the microwave guys
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;32294392]how you heat up some soup in the microwave and then you touch the bowl and it's incredibly hot and there's no napkins and how the fuck do I get my soup out of the microwave guys[/QUOTE]
Get a cloth or something and pick it up with that
[QUOTE=Slithersoul;32294437]Get a cloth or something and pick it up with that[/QUOTE]
THERE IS NO CLOTH
[IMG]http://i53.tinypic.com/2yltwn5.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;32294446]THERE IS NO CLOTH[/QUOTE]
keep one around
When a technology/innovation was originally made and the product that used it got very little attention or praise.
However, when Apple implements it into their new device, the media goes apeshit and people think it's the most wonderful thing ever.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;32273857]Oh God. Oh shitting God.
That punk kid just said that Dead Island is the best game he's ever seen.
"What about Ocarina of Time?"
"Dead Islands bettr"
then, of course, his friends started backing him up with "SHUT UP WITH UR APINYINS."
Whatever, man. I'm done caring.[/QUOTE]
Reminds Me of a comment I saw on a YouTube Video of Doom it said:[QUOTE]id rather plai blak opz i meen look at da shioty graficz[/QUOTE]
What a asshat.
*A WILD STUPID FUCKING CLASSMATE APPEARS*
*STUPID FUCKING CLASSMATE ASKS TO SEE YOUR PHONE*
*ITS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE*
*JIMMY USES GO AWAY*
*ITS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE*
*STUPID FUCKING CLASSMATE USES TAKE*
*ITS VERY EFFECTIVE*
[editline]14th September 2011[/editline]
and little kids who say graphics make a good game
[QUOTE=JimmyA;32294913]*A WILD STUPID FUCKING CLASSMATE APPEARS*
*STUPID FUCKING CLASSMATE ASKS TO SEE YOUR PHONE*
*ITS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE*
*JIMMY USES GO AWAY*
*ITS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE*
*STUPID FUCKING CLASSMATE USES TAKE*
*ITS VERY EFFECTIVE*[/QUOTE]
DAVID used phone grab!
It's super effective!
IAN's phone was stolen!
DAVID used text friends!
"Lol i like to eat poop texting in class lol"
AMELIA got pissed!
How my sister is screaming IM A BANANA HURR I SO FANNEH at the top of her lungs right now
[QUOTE=LightOfDarkness;32294944]How my sister is screaming IM A BANANA HURR I SO FANNEH at the top of her lungs right now[/QUOTE]
My 8th grade science teacher loved that video for whatever reason
[QUOTE=Slithersoul;32294966]My 8th grade science teacher loved that video for whatever reason[/QUOTE]
My 8th grade science teacher one day dressed up as an FBI agent complete with fedora and started talking in a Brooklyn accent. Shit was cash.
[QUOTE=Slithersoul;32294939]DAVID used phone grab!
It's super effective!
IAN's phone was stolen!
DAVID used text friends!
"Lol i like to eat poop texting in class lol"
AMELIA got pissed![/QUOTE]
NEW JIMMY used Phone Grab
It's super effective!
JIMMY uses Punch In Face
Its not very effective
NEW JIMMY used Send girlfriend's personal texts and pictures
Its very effective
ROSE used Dump
Its very effective!
[QUOTE=LightOfDarkness;32294535]keep one around[/QUOTE]
that advice would have been better BEFORE I AKMDKESJGFVKMRFSMADE THE FUCKING SOUP
Just got done playing a game of Rush in BF:BC2
I planted 4 charges. 3 were successful. No one else on my team had a successful plant. We ended up losing.
Next round, I dont join until a 1 minute in. The other team has already destroyed a box and planted a charge on the second. I kill them, disarm it. It gets planted again, I go to disarm it, I get killed. No one else tried to disarm it at all.
How younger kids today are getting more and more douchey. Didn't there use to be a time when little kids looked up to bigger ones, and didn't go around thinking there the sweetest thing ever?
You might say every generation doesn't like younger kids, but it seems like kids are getting worse and worse at a rapid rate.
[QUOTE=Snake7;32295334]How younger kids today are getting more and more douchey. Didn't there use to be a time when little kids looked up to bigger ones, and didn't go around thinking there the sweetest thing ever?
You might say every generation doesn't like younger kids, but it seems like kids are getting worse and worse at a rapid rate.[/QUOTE]
Don't worry, it'll pass. It's mainly because the parents of the current generation were part of the big party-party-party, wear spandex, and take PCP erryday generation.
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