• Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;32367144]My mom said "Y'know what job needs math? The Marines. You'll need to tell where your bullet's going to land." I'm not going to be a fucking sniper! And also, when, in any combat situation, would someone be able to calculate the distance, drop, speed and angle a bullet has to go to properly hit it's target. And I [I]still[/I] have dinosaurs in the Museum field.[/QUOTE] Are you sure they let aspies in the marines? They also have boot camp too. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Repeated harassment - last chance" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=HyperTails;32368339]11 12 13 14 16 17 18 19 [/QUOTE] Nope nope nope fuck em fuck em in the mouth
My brothers memory is complete shit, Here's something that happen a while back, Me: hey bran that site looks cool, can I have the link? Brother: ok just let me finish up (It's here he closes the web page and walks off to do something else) Then 15 minute later I ask for the link again, And... He cant remember what the site is called, Yup I'm pretty sure that space in he's head is empty. EDIT How is this dumb?!?
When I need help with something and I google it and end up on a forum when all the answers are: "YEAH I HAVE THAT PROBLEM TOO CAN SOMEONE HELP?" "that happened to me too can some1 fix it?!"
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;32362025]Me and my friends sit at the same table where the "special kids" sit during lunch. I have no idea why we sit there, but the staff walking around the cafeteria constantly tells us to keep the swearing and obnoxiousness down a lot. We're in fucking high school, we're seniors, you have a problem with it, sit somewhere else or ignore it. People who think swearing is bad gets me angry as well, for fucks sake, it's only a word with a bad connotation to it. Honest to god.[/QUOTE] I actually had a tutor do that to me and I'm in university just because I said cunt. I hate that I've apparently slept on my hand so now it feels as though it's bruised yet I can't see anything.
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;32194252]MY MOUSE BEING A PIECE OF SHIT AND DANCING THE EPILEPSY DANCE INSTEAD OF SCROLLING UP OR DOWN WHEN I WANT IT TO LIKE THIS [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/22706967/goddommotfronk.gif[/img] THAT'S EXACTLY ALL IT WILL DO! AURRRAHARHGAHGRHGRHAGR[/QUOTE] Oh hey, my mouse decided to work properly now after I've been playing Oblivion constantly. THE NINE CURED MY POOR MOUSE!
About a week ago, I was sitting with my girlfriend under a big tree in the park. Suddenly we see these little kids coming by, around seven or eight years old. Holy shit, they would not stop using swears in almost every sentence they said. "Hey, where the hell are you going?" "Oh Nick you're such a retard!" I was disgusted, my girlfriend was disgusted, and I'm sure the parents of those little brats would be disgusted too. When I have kids, I don't want them being exposed to this kind of stuff until they're teenagers.
[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;32370845]About a week ago, I was sitting with my girlfriend under a big tree in the park. Suddenly we see these little kids coming by, around seven or eight years old. Holy shit, they would not stop using swears in almost every sentence they said. "Hey, where the hell are you going?" "Oh Nick you're such a retard!" I was disgusted, my girlfriend was disgusted, and I'm sure the parents of those little brats would be disgusted too. When I have kids, [B]I don't want them being exposed to this kind of stuff until they're teenagers.[/B][/QUOTE] Good luck trying to shelter them from TV, Internet and children at school... Or even just being in public for that matter :v: Face it, it's everywhere and damn near unavoidable unless you keep your kid(s) locked in a basement. ... But I don't recommend that. Edit: Unless you mean just telling them the words are bad or something... Idk.
I was denied education by my shit college because it's shit now I can't go to university. Fuck everyone
[QUOTE=SuperDuperScoot;32370898] Unless you mean just telling them the words are bad or something... Idk.[/QUOTE]I was just gonna do that. :v:
Oh Well still, doesn't prevent them from saying it when they're just out of earshot of you... Which tbh I bet that's what happens with 90% of kids, they only cuss when they're away from authority because then they could get away with it, even after being told the words are "bad". But I guess if you're a good enough parent it could be done.
School pisses me off. I like getting an education, but waking up at 6:30 am, 5 days a week is too much.
I'm starting to get really, really tired of people who think that the laws of the universe instantly make them superior to you just because they're older than you.
*playing some random video game and a character cusses* Mom: You should stop playing that Let's see.. I'm in High School You cuss around me all the time. Ugh this fucking pisses me off.
Snippy
Fat people on the bus who refuse to move towards the back. Hell it doesnt have to be just fat people just assholes in general who wont make space for other people. Its even worse when the bus driver will be like "IM NOT MOVING TIL YOU FAGGOTS MOVE BACK" and they still just fucking stand there. When my brother leaves the apartment door wide open, even though hes so paranoid about people trying to get into his own room When my brother doesnt flush the fucking toilet. YOUR PISS AND SHIT SMELL ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE BECAUSE YOU SMOKE LIKE 20 PACKS A DAY FLUSH THAT FUCKING SHIT People who walk too slow on the sidewalk. Maybe its just a New York thing but people should know that we are always in a hurry. GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY People who text and walk and then try and give you a fucking attitude when you run into them. DONT FUCKING START SHIT WITH ME BITCH PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION AND LOOK THE FUCK UP. Starting to feel better already...
My mouse has just developed a mind of its own, clicking on its own, and I can no longer slide the mouse wheel on my other mouse to scroll down. So I'll have to get it replaced, it seems, after I've JUST spent over $70 on a new U-Pass and a 7 day bus pass, and for some reason they don't sell 5 day bus passes anymore (Which is what I really need)
When i use the Print Screen feature in a game, and when i afterwards press CTRL-V in paint, i get a picture of my desktop instead of the game. What's up with that?
[QUOTE=343N;32372654]How I'm told not to swear, two seconds THEY swear, and how my family are telling me not to swear yet they swear constantly when I can hear it and when they KNOW I can hear it. Oh and apparently when I get yelled at for swearing I tell whoever told me off why are they being hypocrites/why they aren't telling my brother off, they either tell me to shutup or say "I tell him off too". Because totally a smack in the mouth is different from being told off. (I'm 13, he's 16). Oh and when my brother acts like my mom and bosses me around like my mom saying "don't do x/y" and that faggot keeps hitting me, abusing his fucking rights he is. I get punched/kicked for swearing and then he swears two seconds later. (literally) if I just punch that faggot back my dad goes crazy at ME. Oh and how when I'm crying or something he gets me in a fucking lock and tells me to stop crying. HOW IS GETTING ME IN A LOCK GOING TO HELP ME STOP CRYING, YOU ASSHOLE. And if I hit my brother they use the stupid excuse, saying "respect your elders" yeah I should totally respect my brother when I am being abused and he is not giving me privacy, fucking hell. [h2]fuck my life[/h2][/QUOTE] so you're a kid with a brother and parents I fail to see a problem other than your arrogance
[t]http://www.michigan.gov/images/mosquito_65147_7.jpg[/t] [b][i][u]ALL OF MY RAGE[/i][/u][/b] These fucks will keep you awake all the damn time and they're like goddamn ninjas Bonus points for having exam week and get tired all week because of these giant fucking assholes [i]WHY DO THEY EVEN FUCKING EXIST GODDAMN[/i]
Bukkit for Minecraft fucking permissions file never works. Seriously at least include an example.
[QUOTE=Recurracy;32374305][t]http://www.michigan.gov/images/mosquito_65147_7.jpg[/t] [b][i][u]ALL OF MY RAGE[/i][/u][/b] These fucks will keep you awake all the damn time and they're like goddamn ninjas Bonus points for having exam week and get tired all week because of these giant fucking assholes [i]WHY DO THEY EVEN FUCKING EXIST GODDAMN[/i][/QUOTE] It's not even the bites, it's the goddamn noise they make that keeps you awake.
[QUOTE=Recurracy;32374305][t]http://www.michigan.gov/images/mosquito_65147_7.jpg[/t] [b][i][u]ALL OF MY RAGE[/i][/u][/b] These fucks will keep you awake all the damn time and they're like goddamn ninjas Bonus points for having exam week and get tired all week because of these giant fucking assholes [i]WHY DO THEY EVEN FUCKING EXIST GODDAMN[/i][/QUOTE] [URL=http://www.cracked.com/article_17481_the-5-most-hated-creatures-planet-dont-deserve-it_p2.html]Because this.[/URL]
My Math class. I'm taking the highest level of math for my grade and you'd think that everybody would have a decent itelligence. Nope. Nobody knows a thing. I hear things like "Hey, what's pi?" "So is 5^2 = 10, right?" And everyone just fucks about throwing paper at eachother and doing absolutely nothing. Sometimes I think this is the class where they put idiots who want to do grade 10 FAP math but don't have the intelligence and at the end of the year they say "Sry ur all idiots"
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;32374651]My Math class. I'm taking the highest level of math for my grade and you'd think that everybody would have a decent itelligence. Nope. Nobody knows a thing. I hear things like "Hey, what's pi?" "So is 5^2 = 10, right?" And everyone just fucks about throwing paper at eachother and doing absolutely nothing. Sometimes I think this is the class where they put idiots who want to do grade 10 FAP math but don't have the intelligence and at the end of the year they say "Sry ur all idiots"[/QUOTE] what the fuck? I knew both of those things since like seventh grade! PUT ME IN AP CLASS COACH I'M READY
When someone posts the most dumb cliched facebook status imaginable in a lame attempt to sound smart and they get a flood of girls commenting "I love this!" like it's a life changing revelation or something. Like wtf.
[QUOTE=RobL;32374778]When someone posts the most dumb cliched facebook status imaginable in a lame attempt to sound smart and they get a flood of girls commenting "I love this!" like it's a life changing revelation or something. Like wtf.[/QUOTE] This so much I rated and posted.
[QUOTE=RobL;32374778]When someone posts the most dumb cliched facebook status imaginable in a lame attempt to sound smart and they get a flood of girls commenting "I love this!" like it's a life changing revelation or something. Like wtf.[/QUOTE] I don't understand Facebook anymore. One of my friends just put "MOVIN LIKE BERNIE MOVIN LIKE BERNIE MOVIN LIKE BERNIE" and got like 96 likes. WHO THE FUCK IS BERNIE
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;32374932]I don't understand Facebook anymore. One of my friends just put "MOVIN LIKE BERNIE MOVIN LIKE BERNIE MOVIN LIKE BERNIE" and got like 96 likes. WHO THE FUCK IS BERNIE[/QUOTE] this guy [video=youtube;zcuLSw5aS-8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcuLSw5aS-8[/video]
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;32374932]I don't understand Facebook anymore. One of my friends just put "MOVIN LIKE BERNIE MOVIN LIKE BERNIE MOVIN LIKE BERNIE" and got like 96 likes. WHO THE FUCK IS BERNIE[/QUOTE] The adopted son of Bert and Ernie? [editline]19th September 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=furious_d;32375115]this guy [video=youtube;zcuLSw5aS-8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcuLSw5aS-8[/video][/QUOTE] What. He's got nothing on this chap [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM[/media]
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