Shit That Gets You Mad v.INFINITY - The Endless Cycle of Hatred
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[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;32381797]The Senior prank last year was tying all the desks and tables together in one massive pile in the middle of every room. Took a while to get them all down. Your school sounds very boring.[/QUOTE]
It was rumored that a senior prank at my school a couple years ago was the seniors getting on the second floor of my school and throwing ping-pong balls into the quad (it's an outdoor school)
[editline]19th September 2011[/editline]
It didn't happen sadly
Senior prank last year was all the cafeteria tables were flipped upside down.
Meh, wasn't great but the teachers' reactions were pretty good.
[QUOTE=Ian;32379163]Black chicks.
I was sitting in english and this black chick just goes off on this innocent dude who was just doing his work.
I swear to god, he just fucking coughed and the bitch just went off on him.
What makes it even worse is that the teacher just sort of stood there.
It took almost every fiber of my being to not lean over and just tell her to shut the fuck up.
I mean, jesus christ people, how hard is it just to be polite. Seriously. I do it on a day-to-day basis and I don't even have that many friends. Somehow assholes like them get tons of friends who are just as bad as they are.
I don't get this world we live in.[/QUOTE]
I hate the way they talk, all ghetto style. I also hate how they think they're the best and look down on everybody else except their stupid friends.
I fucking hate it when I find a spider in the bathroom [b]just[/b] when I'm about to take a shower, and even more so when I failed to kill it and it scurried off into some corner where I can't see it.
Every fucking spot in the bathroom looks like a spider, and if there's any water dripping down my body that I can't see, I think it's the little bastard. I put my headset back on and one single stand of hair falls out of place on the inside, immediately causing me to pull it off of my head and inspect both the headset and my ear for the spider.
I hate, hate, [b][i]HATE[/i][/b] those tiny fuckers.
[sp]I'm also terribly arachnophobic, so that really doesn't help either.[/sp]
Bees.
I think they're adorable and all, but if one gets close to me I'll flip my shit...
[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;32381797]The Senior prank last year was tying all the desks and tables together in one massive pile in the middle of every room. Took a while to get them all down. Your school sounds very boring.[/QUOTE]
Reminds me of april fools of 8th grade when a bunch of the history teacher's students piled up all the desks in front of the door and put the teacher's guitarist elmo doll on them with a note that read "April fools!" He then made them fix it while he sipped black coffee and leaned back in his chair. Good times :D
When I feel a draft on my hand, and I think it's my cat sniffing me.
But guess what, it's just a fucking draft...
When people use the term "aspie," it's like calling someone a jew or a nigger just because yoy don't like them. It's lazy and asinine.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;32381615]He said "I like black chicks because they remind me of horses, and I really like horses."[/QUOTE]
oh wow
is that
um
is that even racist
I can't tell
I think he's just attracted to the color brown
TVTropes.com
I love the website itself, but it's like god damn crack cocaine.
When people say "ELECTRIC MUSIC IS SO EASY TO MAKE U JUST PRES BUTTONS ON A SCREEN SO EASY COMPARED TO REAL MUSIC :downs:"
[B]ITS NOT FUCKING EASY YOU DUMBASS, IF IT IS SO FUCKING EASY GO BECOME THE NEXT SKRILLEX[/B]
[QUOTE=DarkZero135;32384590]When people say "ELECTRIC MUSIC IS SO EASY TO MAKE U JUST PRES BUTTONS ON A SCREEN SO EASY COMPARED TO REAL MUSIC :downs:"
[B]ITS NOT FUCKING EASY YOU DUMBASS, IF IT IS SO FUCKING EASY GO BECOME THE NEXT SKRILLEX[/B][/QUOTE]
It's still a lot easier to use a piano roll to make a song than learn how to play real instruments. I would know, I've done both.
But it sure as shit isnt pressing buttons on a screen making things go beep beep
[QUOTE=kaine123;32384141]TVTropes.com
I love the website itself, but it's like god damn crack cocaine.[/QUOTE]
Go check out CrazyGoggs on Youtube, then remember his videos whenever you visit the main page. THESE ARE THE PEOPLE YOU ARE ASSOCIATING WITH EVERY TIME YOU ENTER THIS SITE.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0LEERn8KZ8[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2ptG5PwX4k[/media]
this god damn video
[QUOTE=Ownederd;32385392][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2ptG5PwX4k[/media]
this god damn video[/QUOTE]
"Anime Cub Meeting"
nope
nope
nope
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;32384054]oh wow
is that
um
is that even racist
I can't tell
I think he's just attracted to the color brown[/QUOTE]
He doesn't talk about any poop fetishes, so I dont know.
Last year's senior prank was
A: someone throwing a rock through a window
B: a bunch of guys getting dressed in full bank robber gear (ski masks and black sweaters and everything) then throwing water balloons at everyone
C: trying to bring one of the bleachers up to the roof. Only they fucked up and dropped it and broke it
I'm just wondering how the hell they got it up there in the first place
Also, someone stole one of the paintings up in my school cafeteria in the middle of the year. Thing is the painting is massive and mounted near the ceiling, meaning someone would have needed a large ladder and some way of taking a painting the size of like a queen size bed someplace.
[QUOTE=LightOfDarkness;32386258]Last year's senior prank was
A: someone throwing a rock through a window
B: a bunch of guys getting dressed in full bank robber gear (ski masks and black sweaters and everything) then throwing water balloons at everyone
C: trying to bring one of the bleachers up to the roof. Only they fucked up and dropped it and broke it
I'm just wondering how the hell they got it up there in the first place
Also, someone stole one of the paintings up in my school cafeteria in the middle of the year. Thing is the painting is massive and mounted near the ceiling, meaning someone would have needed a large ladder and some way of taking a painting the size of like a queen size bed someplace.[/QUOTE]
none of those can even be defined as a prank that's just being an asshole
Your senior prank sucks.
2 years ago someone dressed up as a gingerbread man and started tittyflipping all of the teachers and VPs.
Then some person with downs syndrome wanted to have the fun and the people in the outfit let him have it and he got caught.
Then last year the committee decided to take half my advice and set all the accounts background to bird porn.
How Magicka went off of sale right before I bought it.
:(
Idly watching television, and one of those dating website commercials come on. It does a montage of girls saying what they look for in a guy. Now I believe I'm decent looking, and share more than half of the traits listed. I've over heard from conversations that most girls aren't comfortable making the first move on guys. I fit the traits, but have no idea if a girl is interested in me. We're over the whole women don't belong in the workplace thing, why don't they believe they can make the first move?
Kids on Minecraft. There is a kid on my server who "claimed" a whole fucking ravine. Do you know how huge those things are? He made a [B]little[/B] base down there. So if we were to accidentally walk in, he would kill us. Apparently, it's private property. And the admins don't do anything.
Another thing. Can't tell admins anything at all or else they get butthurt and ban you.
When you step out of a nice hot shower to the WINDS OF THE ARCTIC.
When people purposely (Or not) look sad. You then ask them, "What's wrong." and they say, "Nothing." even though they look depressed as fuck and you know something is up. Then they get pissed at you later for not noticing something was wrong.
[B]Bitch, what the hell did you want me to say.[/B]
There is this huge fat bastard who I've had to deal with since 8th grade.
I don't think he suffers from something, but he is the most annoying prick ever.
He thinks he is the top of the world, wants everyone to be friends with him and brings up the stupidest shit.
In English when we were talking about something related to a WW2 task, he randomly says "They wouldn't have lost if they had laser weapons." What the christ.
Anyway, at the end of Year 10, I fucking snotted the prick in the face, and on the first day of Year 11, he comes back to me and starts annoying me again. So I snot him again, and he stays away from me now.
The only problem is, now he's gone after my best friend, and he's quite shy and not the stand up for himself type at all. So every class I don't spend with my friend, this fat cunt comes and annoys the shit out of him. I keep telling him to fuck off and leave him alone, but to no avail.
Finishing Year 12 in 4 weeks, the best thing about this will never having to deal with this fat tub of shit ever again, as will my friends.
Oh my god, just sitting on one side of the room and seeing him annoy someone else gives me the FUCKING SHITS. Even my English teacher doesn't want him in the room, and she's tried her best to get him out to no avail.
Ergh, why don't people just leave other people the [b]fuck alone?![/b]
Rant over.
[QUOTE=credesniper;32386602]Idly watching television, and one of those dating website commercials come on. It does a montage of girls saying what they look for in a guy. Now I believe I'm decent looking, and share more than half of the traits listed. I've over heard from conversations that most girls aren't comfortable making the first move on guys. I fit the traits, but have no idea if a girl is interested in me. We're over the whole women don't belong in the workplace thing, why don't they believe they can make the first move?[/QUOTE]Or you could stop waiting for shit to happen, man the fuck up and make the first move yourself
I hate when people use the extremely technical terms for guns. I mean, as gamers, we tend to know the everyman's term for things like M4, deagle, glock, whatever. But whenever someone says "STARKFARSON 45 CALIBER ASSAULT RIFLE WITH AN X AND A Q" I just want to punch them in the face.
"I PLAY CULL OF DOOTY I AM GUN EXPERT". Sure there are people who legitimately take an interest in firearms but 99% of the douchebags who try to flaunt this "knowledge" are a bunch of god damn tools.
When the forums aren't very active.
[QUOTE=Glitch360;32387201]Or you could stop waiting for shit to happen, man the fuck up and make the first move yourself[/QUOTE]Done that three times, first she wasn't interested, second and third something happened that was beyond my control.
Annnd, I'm sure most girls will know I'm avaiable so if they're interested why not ask me? Reasonable idea.
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