Now, I move my carrier fleet to Madagascar. You can't fuck me now!
Me and my troops construct a huge 500,000 Sqft bunker in the Nevada desert that goes 500 ft underground and can sustain warfare for 50 years and general post apoc survival for 200 years. With a full airstrip outside that cargo airships can be launched from and a silo for a Trident D5 Mk. II intercontinental ballistic missile.
Also having a sustainable transit system using Amtrak Acela trains, on three levels. First being military where all the equipment is (Aircraft, land vehicles, and munitions) second being residential, and third being supplies like food, fuel, and power systems.
[QUOTE=BmB;26599300]Great leaders resolve their conflicts with words you know.[/QUOTE]
great leaders are no fun then
THAT WAY.... FUCK THEY FOUND US...... FUCK FUCK FUCK *tips cigar* FUCK
Damn đối phương chó lợn chúng ta sẽ ruột chúng và sử dụng hết can đảm để làm cho chúng ta tất cả tình yêu mũ nón
I move onto France, they surrender almost instantly.
I now hold control over all the world's mimes and have them construct an army of invisible tanks.
i launch a counter attack of amphibious tanks and anti tank fighters towards Easter Island
Nuke it from orbit.
[QUOTE=Indyclone77;26606056]Damn đối phương chó lợn chúng ta sẽ ruột chúng và sử dụng hết can đảm để làm cho chúng ta tất cả tình yêu mũ nón[/QUOTE]
Fucking vietcong
On the blue holographic screen I see the progress made. Devastating explosions that probably killed thousands of people appearing as colorful flashes on the display.
"Sir, enemy hovertanks moving from the left, ETA 2.388 minutes!"
"Will you be able to hold them off with the supplies you have?"
"We have no antimatter grenades, but will be able to hold for about 39.82 minutes."
"Understood, move to the buildings to your right, better cover. You're going to hold for one earth-hour."
"Yes sir!"
Instantly as the last word escapes my mouth, the blue triangles point to and assume position in a yellow box. I turn my attention to the physical screen on my right, and tell my neural computer to requisition an orbital bombardment near the approaching tanks.
"Orbital barrage request accepted, placed in queue. You are currently 8th in line, please think these next letters as proof of your neural-computer. - - Entry accepted, opening fire in 1 hour and 1 second."
-wrong thread-
I ask Putin if he can take matters into his own hands.
You are all dead.
Chúng tôi sẽ làn da của bạn rip off hiếp dâm bạn rip mắt của bạn ra ăn bạn piss vào bạn, chúng tôi sẽ hãm hiếp em bé của bạn trong khi chúng tôi làm mất tinh thần lực lượng của bạn với propagnda của chúng tôi
Es lebe Deutschland!
"Move all the tanks to Malaysia, bomb Easter Island, take over France 5 times." It sucks being a generic soldier. Hey bosses, why don't you make up your mind and LET THIS WAR JUST HAPPEN?
I want the first and the last words coming out of your mouthes to be SIR!
[i]"Sir yes sir!"[/i]
Time for NUKE SPAM
Annex Mexico and all the countries south until I reach the Panama canal.
anyone that joins me gets a free platoon of invisible mime tanks, and gets to watch me shoot shit into space
Also I annex Germany and that little country under it to form the new nation of Fondueistan with nuts (pronounced Fond-oo-istan with nuts)
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I will stay committed to the cause.
ok, now down to business, Secure a large route between my new country of Fondueistan with nuts, and Russia.
once secured I ally with Russia for access to large amounts of resources to keep the mass driver operational, and for production of a space center which will be built from the Fortress that was once Vatican City, The mass driver being the "launch pad"
[QUOTE=cqbcat;26609830]Annex Mexico and all the countries south until I reach the Panama canal.[/QUOTE]NUNCA! Sobre mi cadáver! :black101:
Whelp, time to go visit my favorite whore.
I'm nuking North Korea
So, at my first step at my way to making Russia dominate the world, I will get kittens. I know facepunch loves kittens, and most of generals are facepunchers now. So, I put a kitten on each tank. Enemy soldiers won't be allowed to shoot!
Then I invade the nearest countries of Asia and start my intervention into Europe. Then I obviously get attacked by Asia/British/European fleet and start sticking to defensive tactics.
After that I send little squads to blow up different objects of interest like nuclear reactors to weaken all the other countries.
In one hundred years, Russian territory is expanded 3 times, now covering the whole Eurasia. America managed to protect itself due to capturing both American lands and using the Atlantic ocean. We are in a union now.
Australia remains independent and it is where most of escapists from various countries went.
And then North Korea fucks shit up with nukes.
[editline]11th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Left4Meds;26610172][img_thumb]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070211185506/cnc/images/thumb/e/e6/Generals_Dr_Thrax.png/250px-Generals_Dr_Thrax.png[/img_thumb]
I will stay committed to the cause.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, people still remember. Fucking toxic general.
i resign. going to the moon.
I overthrow the United States government and invade mexico and canada
I realise I'm losing, so I marry my woman and I go into the bunker and kill myself with her.
euphe, your the dumb one
Logistics problem?
[B]Logistics problem?![/B] We got logistics comin' out of our ears! Maybe my problem is incompetent morons who call themselves officers!
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