• In this thread we are all cats
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I'm going to steal all of those white things I've seen on my owner's feet. Maybe I'll hide them with all of the other cotton things I've stolen. Or maybe I'll just meow obnoxiously loud for a half hour before dropping the white thing in a random place.
Meow meow meow i'm just going to sleep for the rest of the day
*Sings the cat mix theme song.*
holy shit my dick tastes good
brb rubbing myself against everything EVERYTHING
maw
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OPEN THIS FUCKING WINDOW YOU CUNT. a
Oohoho man... I just slept for 23 hours. I gotta use this one hour that I'm actually awake to run as fast as I can around the house!
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Meow.
[B]OPEN THIS FUCKING WINDOWWWWWW.[/B] [sp]You can see where this is going[/sp]
Woof. Woof. *ahem* meeoowww
hey, my owner is showing some affection towards me! IMMA CLAW HIS GODDAMN EYES OUT!!!
Rawrawrawrawrawr
Fuck your rug. I need to test my claws. Meow.
O.K. man, j O.K. ju- No, wait. Just l- O.K. Just let me in. Ju-JUST l-Thanks you. . . . . . . O.K. Let me out.
gotta catch em all balls of yarn
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I like to wait until my owner is asleep and then I hump the shit out of his face. (My cat is a dick.)
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YohjI5LEB1w[/media]
Hey is that food you have there? Can I have some? Please? Please? Please? I'm taking some. Don't push me away fucker I want some. I'll claw the shit out of you if you push me away again.
Bark.
[QUOTE=Hellle;23445840][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YohjI5LEB1w[/media][/QUOTE] -snip-
moo
Let me out let me out now bitch GET THE FUCK OVER HERE open the door open it open it nvm I don't wanna go out any more bye
woof
Well its 1pm, so i need to go run up and down the hallway until my owner comes upstairs and feeds me.
Pppppppppuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
[QUOTE=ddrl46;23442775]Woof.[/QUOTE] You're doing it wrong.
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