I'm going to steal all of those white things I've seen on my owner's feet. Maybe I'll hide them with all of the other cotton things I've stolen. Or maybe I'll just meow obnoxiously loud for a half hour before dropping the white thing in a random place.
Meow meow meow i'm just going to sleep for the rest of the day
Hey is that food you have there? Can I have some? Please? Please? Please? I'm taking some. Don't push me away fucker I want some. I'll claw the shit out of you if you push me away again.