I'll claw your furniture and poop everywhere and give you a cute face when you get angry so I get off the hook.
i just shat on the carpet
Feline death stare.
[i]"I am going to murder you in your sleep."[/i]
I think there's another cat out there.
HEY. HEY. LET'S HAVE A SCREAMING CONTEST. IT'S A NICE NIGHT FOR IT.
Hey, you see this hole thingy under my ear?
It's a scent gland baby, just marked [B][I][U]you[/U][/I][/B]. You're [I]my[/I] property now.
[editline]07:34PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;23445126]Woof. Woof.
*ahem*
meeoowww[/QUOTE]
That kitten's a Spah!
Bark.
meow HERISY meow
[B]@John[/B] rofl ur fuking bed wil nevar be the samee agian ahaa fuck u fagot
[B]@John[/B] lol bitch fuckin food up in dis bitch finally lamo gona shit it on ur face while u aslepe lmao
[B]@John[/B] lmao i just pised on myself now imma lick it rofl ahanaha
Oh christ, Running into his room at full speed was NOT a good idea...
yo wasup
Meow meow meow
Yo dawg
[QUOTE=Notezee;23444969]Fhdfjkgfdhjkjddshggmmitedzwhumkg[/QUOTE]
hiss hisssss meow
Nanananaaa, nanananaaa, Batcat!
Imma climb up this tree ok?
Help
excuse me mister owner, i have a desire to go outside at 3 in the morning.
MEOW MEOW MEOW LET ME OUt yOU FUCK
*Hack hack hack hack hack...BLARF*
My owner threw me out last night. I climbed up his window and started to meow that shit.
No
tolfqzer
Where the hell is my MeowMix
Wait.
WAIT
[B]WAIT JUST A FUCKING MINUTE[/B]
...
...
[B]YOU CUNT YOU SPAYED WHORE #40. I CANT MAKE BABIES WITH HER ANYMORE.[/B]
...
You know I always wanted a 300th child.
[B]Now you will get your shit CLAWED you two-legged motherfucker[/B].
[QUOTE=fashman12;23445167]hey, my owner is showing some affection towards me![/QUOTE]
Ohai, can I rub against you? :3:
lul
Oh hi, looks like you're trying to sleep.
You don't mind if I get all snuggly and affectionate now, do you?
Hi.
Hi there.
I love you man, I love you.
Hi.
I'ma lay on your face, k?
Yeah.
Nah, changed my mind, I'ma lay on your chest.
I think it would be a good idea to knead my claws on your arm.
Based on a true story.
:argh:
I had a lovely nap at the vet today...
Where the fuck are my balls?
I had a lovely nap at the vet today...
Where the fuck is my uterus?
Guys if i take a bong hit I can type perfect English for like 60 secmeow meow meow meow meow meow
My owner threw me off the desk while he was playing video games, all i was doing was sitting on the keyboard!
guys
i'm afraid to sleep
furries will rape me
I am going to sleep in my owners bed
just in case
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