• In this thread we are all cats
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I'll claw your furniture and poop everywhere and give you a cute face when you get angry so I get off the hook.
i just shat on the carpet
Feline death stare. [i]"I am going to murder you in your sleep."[/i]
I think there's another cat out there. HEY. HEY. LET'S HAVE A SCREAMING CONTEST. IT'S A NICE NIGHT FOR IT.
Hey, you see this hole thingy under my ear? It's a scent gland baby, just marked [B][I][U]you[/U][/I][/B]. You're [I]my[/I] property now. [editline]07:34PM[/editline] [QUOTE=slashsnemesis;23445126]Woof. Woof. *ahem* meeoowww[/QUOTE] That kitten's a Spah!
Bark.
meow HERISY meow
[B]@John[/B] rofl ur fuking bed wil nevar be the samee agian ahaa fuck u fagot [B]@John[/B] lol bitch fuckin food up in dis bitch finally lamo gona shit it on ur face while u aslepe lmao [B]@John[/B] lmao i just pised on myself now imma lick it rofl ahanaha
Oh christ, Running into his room at full speed was NOT a good idea...
yo wasup
Meow meow meow
Yo dawg
[QUOTE=Notezee;23444969]Fhdfjkgfdhjkjddshggmmitedzwhumkg[/QUOTE] hiss hisssss meow
Nanananaaa, nanananaaa, Batcat!
Imma climb up this tree ok? Help
excuse me mister owner, i have a desire to go outside at 3 in the morning. MEOW MEOW MEOW LET ME OUt yOU FUCK
*Hack hack hack hack hack...BLARF*
My owner threw me out last night. I climbed up his window and started to meow that shit.
No
tolfqzer
Where the hell is my MeowMix
Wait. WAIT [B]WAIT JUST A FUCKING MINUTE[/B] ... ... [B]YOU CUNT YOU SPAYED WHORE #40. I CANT MAKE BABIES WITH HER ANYMORE.[/B] ... You know I always wanted a 300th child. [B]Now you will get your shit CLAWED you two-legged motherfucker[/B].
[QUOTE=fashman12;23445167]hey, my owner is showing some affection towards me![/QUOTE] Ohai, can I rub against you? :3:
lul
Oh hi, looks like you're trying to sleep. You don't mind if I get all snuggly and affectionate now, do you? Hi. Hi there. I love you man, I love you. Hi. I'ma lay on your face, k? Yeah. Nah, changed my mind, I'ma lay on your chest. I think it would be a good idea to knead my claws on your arm. Based on a true story. :argh:
I had a lovely nap at the vet today... Where the fuck are my balls?
I had a lovely nap at the vet today... Where the fuck is my uterus?
Guys if i take a bong hit I can type perfect English for like 60 secmeow meow meow meow meow meow
My owner threw me off the desk while he was playing video games, all i was doing was sitting on the keyboard!
guys i'm afraid to sleep furries will rape me I am going to sleep in my owners bed just in case
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