• In this thread we are all cats
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Need to go guys, gotta catch that red little moving spot on the wall.
Cool, a ball now let me just gra- OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OHGODOHGODITSAFUCKI- [img]http://www.jorymon.com/images/2009/march/scary_dog1.jpg[/img]
Meow I want to get in through your window even though it's three in the fucking morning meow
In communist russia Человек коготь вас.
I want to get out ! No, wait, let me in ! Oh, damn, something's out ! Oh, please, let me in ! No, open the door again ! Oh shit, something's out again ! Open the door ! Hey, stop ignoring me ! Open the door ! Hey ! Damn it... Oh, here you go... gah, fuck it, I'm staying in.
/me takes a crap everywhere except the litter box
Oh hey, Ima go out for a few days. Don't be surprised when I come back covered in shit, leaves, and some various other sticky things. Oh, by the way, I just shit on your bed for the 4th time today, sorry 'bout that.
Im high on cat nip guys!
I liek to git high on catnipzzzzz
I saw a snake today. I killed it and ate it.
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[QUOTE=Khaos-23;23444482]meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow[/QUOTE] meow.
Oh god what is that, white moving triangle. . . . I must grab at it [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoS6yD7LeCQ[/media]
Im going to smack my little kitten because its wearing a little hat! [I]ME-OW![/I]
om nom nom, nom nom
Meow
Cattails are so overrated, what is so good about- [img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/satisfaction-production/s3_images/50911/ani_high-cat_inline.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Egg_Toaster;23464030]Meow[/QUOTE]
Nigga givee me some shit that aint this dry shit before I shit on your face when you're asleep, bitch!
Hey, so I was outside today, and this little bird swooped around me. I figured I'd kill it, so I brought it back for you as a present. I left it on your pillow :3:
I ran into a door chasing that damn other cat....FUCK MEOW!
"I'm a cat! I'm a cat! Suck my dick! I'm a cat!"
meow meeeoow meeow meeeoooww meow meeoww! meeoow meeeooow meeow meeeoow... Translated: I want to become a human! and then Do stuff...
Please, let me get outside. Oh wait, I changed my mind.
[img]http://couragede.tripod.com/episodes/katz.jpg[/img] Pity.
meow meow open the door now meow meow [B]FUCKING NOW BITCH [/B]Okay okay kitty. [B]JUST KIDDING. [/B][IMG]http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:0qhjGrzzQVVNFM:http://paradoxdgn.com/junk/avatars/trollface.jpg[/IMG] A few seconds later... [IMG]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:r4zgY-c1T8bmHM:http://brotherpeacemaker.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/cat_burglar.jpg[/IMG]
No, you can't sleep, I'm just going to keep whacking your face until you wake up. (later) No, you can't use the computer, I'm just going to stand in front of you and keep trying to bother you.
[img]http://www.temevalleybeds.co.uk/images/sofa_bed01_large.jpg[/img] Hey, look, a giant scratching post!
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