• Funny stuff to write in bathroom stalls.
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Freshman year I wrote "If you watch Jaws backwards its about a shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach" I often heard some chuckles coming from the stalls, I hope it was the result of that.
[i]Here I sit, broken hearted. Hoping to shit, but I've only farted.[/i]
Out of TP? Look's like you're in a shitty situation! I lost my virginity to [INSERT NAME OF PERSON YOU HATE]'s mother here!
There was a writing on front of one of the bathroom stall doors that said, "Fuck you whoever comes in." What.
I remember walking into a really nasty restroom that looks like it had been in the middle of a nuclear test area. The managers assured me it was clean, people just drew stuff everywhere so it looked nasty. I shit you not, the one stall I enter has "We do what we must, because we can." inscribed over the toilet paper holder.
Also, someone wrote "Glory!" or something like that next to a hole in a bathroom stall door at a gas station, I think.
Give a brief overview of multiverse theory and then at the very bottom write "you're crappin' in the same toilet that I'm crappin' in right now"
[i]No Toilet is save from Toilet Pooping Kevin![/i]
[QUOTE=ccg;33296025][i]Here I sit, broken hearted. Hoping to shit, but I've only farted.[/i][/QUOTE] [I]Later thought I'd take a chance Tried to fart, but shit my pants[/I]
Shit on the walls... It gets your point across more effectively.
Anyone can piss on the floor Be a hero, shit on the ceiling!
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;33296376][I]Later thought I'd take a chance Tried to fart, but shit my pants[/I][/QUOTE] [i]There I stood, stricken with fear, distraught. Millions of words at that very moment flew there my head, but the only one to make its way out was "FUCK!"[/i]
[QUOTE=triFeral;33294683]I'm usually too scared to write anything, so I write 'hi' or something of the sort.[/QUOTE] you're too scared to write anything so you write something what
"this is where shit gets real"
Actually saw this when I sat down once "I Left Some Herpes On the Seat For you" After I sat down. :suicide:
[QUOTE=flamehead5;33296866]Actually saw this when I sat down once "I Left Some Herpes On the Seat For you" After I sat down. :suicide:[/QUOTE] Did you get Herpes
I saw "[Redacted] masturbated here on 05/11/11" a while ago. :/
[QUOTE=flamehead5;33296866]Actually saw this when I sat down once "I Left Some Herpes On the Seat For you" After I sat down. :suicide:[/QUOTE] I'd rather shit on the floor than sit on a public toilet, and that when the floor isn't covered with shit or piss already.
Wagner loves cock.
Well, this ones not really a stall, but on the door into the bathroom. There was a bunch of graffiti and conversations going on and someone wrote in top corner of the door: Bathroom Forum. :v:
Go to anywhere where there'd be a lot of traffic. (Bar, Gas Station, Truck stop, etc.) Any person who fucked you over (ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, former friend, former acquaintance, etc.), if you still have their number, write "For a good time, call *insert their phone number here*."
[QUOTE=Darthvoorhee;33297875]Go to anywhere where there'd be a lot of traffic. (Bar, Gas Station, Truck stop, etc.) Any person who fucked you over (ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, former friend, former acquaintance, etc.), if you still have their number, write "For a good time, call *insert their phone number here*."[/QUOTE] Or their mothers phone number.
[QUOTE=Darthvoorhee;33297875]Go to anywhere where there'd be a lot of traffic. (Bar, Gas Station, Truck stop, etc.) Any person who fucked you over (ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, former friend, former acquaintance, etc.), if you still have their number, write "For a good time, call *insert their phone number here*."[/QUOTE] Or you could be honest and give the back story of how said person pissed you off. Then ask whomever is reading to call and shout profanities. Personally, I would be more inclined to do so then. :v:
"For a good time call [number]" "It wasn't a good time" Something I saw a while back :v:
I saw this one bathroom where all of the stalls had gloryholes perfectly aligned. I was in absolute awe
''Congratulations to anyone who manages to sink this russian submarine!''
Why do people put there phone numbers in bathrooms? For ages, male and female bathroom's have been separate. Why the hell would you want another boy to call you for a "good time" If your also male (unless your gay) By the way this is what I wrote.
#swag
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