• Tell me your secrets, Facepunch
    34 replies, posted
not really a secret, but I see all tthese beautiful girls on places like sadfag and I wonder why I'm stuck with the shit my friends call classmates
I have Autism. [sp]High-Functioning Autism, really[/sp]
I've been interested in girls since I was in kindergarten. I thought the cooties stuff was bullcrap.
If the 'penis slide' thing is actually considered masturbating, then I have been masturbating since I was 6. "WHY THE FUCK DOES MY PE-PE FEEL SO GOOD WHEN I SHIMMY UP THIS POLE?!" Edit: Also I once was kind of sick at elementary school, in fourth grade. During recess I threw up all over the end of a slide, half-digested peaches and other things, no one saw me, and watched as this girl came down the slide and slid into my throw-up. It was disgusting.
I killed a man once.
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