• Last words before you die?
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Do i smell gas?
"how the fuck did that happen???"
"Yea,yea. I checked if it was loaded, settle down."
"I'll post messages on your walls in blood containing details about when youre going to join me."
Hey, for a moment there I thought we were in trouble.
"Error 404: Shutting down."
Oh, dick.
That was totally worth it.
" I have found the meaning of life it i-"*DEAD*
"It's not like it's FATAL or anything."
So long, and good luck with surviving this, bitches... Activates hidden bomb in my coat as I die, killing those that killed me.
E FLAT, SALIERI, E FLAT. Or something to that effect.
What bus?
My last words would be "Meh" with a shrug.
"hey guys, look what i can do!"
It's.....beautiful
Khaaaaaaaan
Go to hell, and tell the devil I'm coming for him next. :v:
"fuck you all"
Thus dies the man with the world's biggest dick.
"Hey faggot! Yeah, you! Yeah, get off your little Harley, big man. I fucked your girlfriend! Yeah! Oh, look, you've got a cute little toy gun!" :v:
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;24814792]"Hey faggot! Yeah, you! Yeah, get off your little Harley, big man. I fucked your [B]girlfriend[/B]! Yeah! Oh, look, you've got a cute little toy gun!" :v:[/QUOTE] lol above your avatar
"I forgot to turn off the oven"
"AAAAAGH THIS HURTS SO MUCH OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAH" caps.
'Darn, 9 month respawning and the whole tutorial again. Thanks, asshat!'
Goddammit leeroy!
[b] Yahck, i did put the timer to blow up in 30 minutes. [/b] Oh, wait a phone call from my mom, let me just answer that. [b] Hi mo- BOOM.[/b]
Fuck islam.
Guys, are you SURE this won't hurt my dick?
She loved it. (stolen from Reno 911! Miami. Dangle actually says "He loved it" but I'm not a homo)
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