You will result in getting your daughter pregnant while she's inside her mom,
Of it was a boy...Well, let's just say you'd fuck up his childhood.
[QUOTE=Ginteru;19009922]You will result in getting your daughter pregnant while she's inside her mom,
Of it was a boy...Well, let's just say you'd fuck up his arse.[/QUOTE]
Fixed let's just be blunt eh?
ITT: People who don't know what a cervix is and what it does when a woman gets pregnant.
It's said that sex and curry will make the baby arive faster.
i...yeah, ummm ok. You what?
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;19008600]I find pregnancy really really creepy and I'm a girl. It's like a phobia, nightmares and all. I don't see how I could feel sexy that way, it'd be like being on your period when you're a girl...I could really really want sex but feel to creeped out to do it at the same time.
I know it's possible to have sex with a pregnant girl but would't it be really hard to find a position that's comfortable for her? The big tummy in the way, back ache from the strain, etc...it doesn't sound too hot.[/QUOTE]
That might be true for you, and most women, but some people (cough)octomom(cough) like being pregnant. Also, while you are pregnant, obviously you're going to have sex not as often, and a girl who really likes sex would want it really bad (not saying that's you).
[QUOTE=Morphology53;19009608]Anal solves everything.[/QUOTE]
Nope, still find the big tummy creepy.
[QUOTE=40kplayer;19010673]and a girl who really likes sex would want it really bad (not saying that's you).[/QUOTE]
I love sex! :( I don't want kids though.
[QUOTE=Morphology53;19009608]Anal solves everything.[/QUOTE]
I agree with this man. Baby, you know it's right.
You'd end up with one pissed off baby
[QUOTE=h2ooooooo;19016832]I agree with this man. Baby, you know it's right.[/QUOTE]
Fuck off :D we're never having kids.
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;19016902]Fuck off :D we're never having kids.[/QUOTE]
We can still have anal sex though.. Again I guess..
[QUOTE=h2ooooooo;19016918]We can still have anal sex though.. Again I guess..[/QUOTE]
:D What part of "I wouldn't feel sexy with a big ass stomach" do you not get, danefag?
Fucking bastard.
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;19016954]:D What part of "I wouldn't feel sexy with a big ass stomach" do you not get, danefag?
Fucking bastard.[/QUOTE]
What part of "Let me stick it in your ass" didn't you understand, baby?
I wouldn't even want to have sex with someone if they were pregnant. Maybe stimulate them, but it's so strange to have the feeling that your penis is inches away from your daughter/son.
Also, Dictator, I don't think anyone feels sexy with a big ass stomach.
[QUOTE=Ezhik;18990519]Here be Yahoo Answers[/QUOTE]
lulz
[QUOTE=h2ooooooo;19017006]What part of "Let me stick it in your ass" didn't you understand, baby?[/QUOTE]
You can stick it in your guy friends' ass instead. You already ride their cocks at work/class each day anyway.
[QUOTE=40kplayer;19017033]Also, Dictator, I don't think anyone feels sexy with a big ass stomach.[/QUOTE]
this is why nerds fap to images and videos
they can't judge him
Reminds me of an episode of Two and a Half Men.
"She couldn't get enough of me! But the morning sickness and hemorrhoids were pretty disturbing."
"Well that would explain why Jake's the way he is."
"What? Morning sickness and hemorrhoids?"
"No, the repeated blows to his unformed head."
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;19017052]You can stick it in your guy friends' ass instead. You already ride their cocks at work/class each day anyway.[/QUOTE]
That is lies. Subtle dumb rating there, darling.
[QUOTE=h2ooooooo;19017066]That is lies. Subtle dumb rating there, darling.[/QUOTE]
Fuck men or fap. Your choice.
How about fuck you, and then have you fapping me? It wouldn't be the first time, would it now? ;)
I think you left out "Be fucked by other men."
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Also, Calm down.
[QUOTE=h2ooooooo;19017096]How about fuck you, and then have you fapping me? It wouldn't be the first time, would it now? ;)[/QUOTE]
Now you're just trying to show off to the other facepunch guys ;)
It's a good thing I don't want kids, else it'd be a nine month dry spell for you my dearest!
[QUOTE=40kplayer;19017100]
Also, Calm down.[/QUOTE]
Oh we're always horrible to eachother :D he just wants to up his post count really so he can be a gold member.
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;19017116]Now you're just trying to show off to the other facepunch guys ;)
It's a good thing I don't want kids, else it'd be a nine month dry spell for you my dearest![/QUOTE]
:( :3
Okay then. Thank goodness my ex doesn't go here. I once asked if I should ask her out again, and that'd be somewhat disturbing to read, huh?
[QUOTE=40kplayer;19017194]Okay then. Thank goodness my ex doesn't go here. I once asked if I should ask her out again, and that'd be somewhat disturbing to read, huh?[/QUOTE]
My ex used to be on facepunch XD
Oh, sorry. My hand is in a meeting with my palm at the moment, and is unable to reply.
How would you feel if I poked you in the ear with a hotdog?
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;19017305]My ex used to be on facepunch XD[/QUOTE]
You shouldn't be laughing! Or there will be retribution!
The semen makes the baby stronger, adding more matter to the fetus.
[QUOTE=gufu;19017382]You shouldn't be laughing! Or there will be retribution![/QUOTE]
I was "laughing" at the awkwardness of it!
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