I had a dream that me and a bunch of friends were part of some "tribe" in my back yard, and at the end of it I woke up because a giant leech attached at the side of my wrist. I woke up scratching at it, trying my hardest to get it off... and then I realized it wasn't real. Still, when you can feel the suction when you wake up, it's pretty terrifying.
"I should buy a boat. Nah, gas is expensive."
I woke up once after a dream that was over 10 hours in length, and I only took a half hour long nap.
I still think about it and how fascinating the brain is. But at the time I thought I slept 24 hours and shot up thinking I slept through school.
Laws of physics and human society become absolutely fucked up, so it's impossible to describe the weird thoughts going through my head when my brain hasn't completely woken up yet but I am still conscious. That and I can't even really remember.
once when I stayed up the entire night before and I got home from school that afternoon I fell asleep and when i woke up the clock said 6:00 and I looked outside and it's like twilight out
now this is the fall equinox so it was exactly the same color at 6:00 the morning before so I got a bowl of cereal when my dad asked me what I wanted to eat and he was like "are you smoking weed"
I was basically completely delerious
"am i really awake? is this real?"
that, usually after going through the '[I]Woke up? NOPE, STILL DREAMING, HERE COMES THE MONSTER[/I]' bullshit
"Oh wait, have I done the homework yet?"
I had this most bizzare thing happen to me, when I woke up I immediately went into panic mode, got out of bed started walking around the room, I wanted to lift my bed up and all I could think about was money. I was sweating the whole time too.
It was so. fucking. weird.
Sometimes I wake up because I thought my teeth fell out
"Why am I sat up? Where's my bed? For a split second I there thought I... why am I sat on the toilet? What time is it? What the fuck is going on?"
Went to have a nice relaxing dump one afternoon, was a bit too relaxed and fell asleep for 10 minutes. It took a couple of seconds before my brain fully turned back on and I was really confused.
Fuck you insomnia!
Has anyone else ever suddenly been awake, it's crazy. One minute you don't exist and the next second you realise you do.
When I had the flu, I woke up at like 1 AM when everyone was asleep. I felt like I was still dreaming and it was pitch black darkness everywhere, so I swear I saw some freaky shit in real life but it took me a bit to realize I was awake. This only happens when I'm sick.
Why is my dick sellotaped to the ceiling...
I feel like the only person who hasn't had a problem like this.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;38466521]I feel like the only person who hasn't had a problem like this.[/QUOTE]
A lot of people are still in dream mode when they first wake up, but it isn't uncommon to be someone who isn't. Being in this dream mode can be quite the experience
oh god fuck morning thinking
"what the fuck is a herd of nutrition fact tables called"
"why is the ISO"
not to mention having a single phrase of a song lyric stuck in your head on loop.
I wake up
then the rest of the day just happens
then I sleep
"It's a bit bright for 7am".
It was 11am.
I was late to College by 2 hours.
That was fun to explain.
"Why can I feel the Earth rotating?" (turns out sleeping at a weird angle can give you vertigo)
"Maybe if I set my alarm to zero PM time will stop so I can sleep some more."
"Press E to remove blankets. (makes motion with hand as if using a keyboard)"
"Man, it's dark. I hope no creepers spawned in here."
"Where the fuck am I?"
My brain doesn't like waking up.
While I was staying at a friends house.
"Morning dude".
"Bueno".
I then passed out for another hour. I have no idea what I was thinking.
I woke my friend up once when I was on a vacation with him, and he said; "They're still alive."
pondering that to this day
who is still alive
were they meant to be dead
oh no
"Wake up honey!"
"FUCK OFF MOM I'M ALREADY IN THE SHOWER"
Lying in bed naked, my mother looks at me bewildered
My brother woke me up and we were fucking around on DarkRP the night before. So he wakes me up and for some weird ass reason I said, "Don't worry, I already bought the guns.".
I woke up with a start after a night of WAW zombies with one of my friends and I screamed top of my lungs "Oh fuck you dumb cunt its right behind you!"
I also wake up during really good dreams and then get angry they don't continue ever...I wish I could have episodic dreams again.
Had a dream someone knocked over the ladder next to my room, so when I woke up I ran outside my room and knocked over the ladder waking everyone up.
[QUOTE=LorencBag;38470018]Had a dream someone knocked over the ladder next to my room, so when I woke up I ran outside my room and knocked over the ladder waking everyone up.[/QUOTE]
The prophecy unfolds! DUN dun dun...
Tomorrow you will be able to hear others' thoughts.
[QUOTE=LorencBag;38470018]Had a dream someone knocked over the ladder next to my room, so when I woke up I ran outside my room and knocked over the ladder waking everyone up.[/QUOTE]
I dreamt that Goku came into my room and knocked down a poster with that thing he does (I don't even watch dragon ball which makes it weirder). When I woke up the poster was on the floor.
I had a dream of me jumping off mount chilliad with a street bike. When I woke up, I had the adrenaline rush from the dream. Then, I heard the clock tick on, and everything soon became silent
I often wake up, get dressed, eat breakfast and just as i am about to leave the house
i realise im still in bed and all that progress was a dream.
[QUOTE=pansarkurt;38473475]I often wake up, get dressed, eat breakfast and just as i am about to leave the house
i realise im still in bed and all that progress was a dream.[/QUOTE]
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