Stare at the alarm clock, it's 10PM
Close eyes, open them again a second later, it's 8AM
Mind blown
"Did I shit on the bed again? Oh never mind, thank Christ..."
[QUOTE=digigamer17;38473510]"Did I shit on the bed again? Oh never mind, thank Christ..."[/QUOTE]
[B]again[/B]? :rolleyes:
When I was little, I woke up finding 4 or so random exotic animals at the side of my bed. As I yelled for my father, the red parrot turned his head to me, really.creepy, and then all the animals sort of "jumped in my body". It was scary as hell, what the fuck.
I was in elementary school and my mom woke me up saying "Guess what daddy brought home?!" I responded, half-awake, with "Uhhh, fish heads?"
McDonald's hash browns. So close.
I always used to think I had a gifted power because I used to get Déjà vu frequently. It was pretty cool because I literally changed the outcome of what I saw in my dream when I used to get in trouble a lot as a kid.
After watching some TV and fell asleep, with my eyes open, when I was waking up I thought I could see through my eye lids.
I woke up today and thought the wall next to me was a window and tried to rub the smudges off it which was just the design of the wallpaper.
Not sure if this is normal, but just about every time I wake up I find myself paralyzed for 5-10 seconds before I can move.
My bro tried to wake me up once, saying something about my dad bring food home.
I roll over and say "DAMNIT, I JUST MADE WAFFLES."
"I need to fart. HNNNNNNNNNNNNG!"
I had a dream a while back in which a bird man followed me through a house of mirrors calling me assorted names, none of which were mine. I told him so every time and he replied "I know, but it is my name and I like it." I woke up because my mom was calling me by name, so I shouted back "GOD DAMMIT I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU LIKE IT, THAT ISN'T MY NAME!"
Looking back, I was happy to finally be about to fall asleep after a long day with allergies. I was sniffing bad in bed and decided to listen to music. I was about 99% asleep when I felt something on my leg. It was moving erratically almost like a mouse or a rat; so, that's what I deemed it to be. First thought: cause as much attention to get parents in the room ASAP. Well I certainly accomplished the attention grabbing with a blood curdling cry, but what I said was so unfortunate. I apparently screamed "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK" at a mind blowing volume, and it turns out the erratically moving rat was just my dad nudging me with tissue to see if I needed any. I was like 11.
And quite recently:
I was very tired and had been woken up by my father who decided run out and buy a McMuffin for me for breakfast. I was sooo cold though, shivering in my covers. I grabbed the treat, said thanks, and he was off. Next? I put the McMuffin on my head because it was warm and cozy. Afterwards I had fallen asleep with a McMuffin on my head. Completely forgetting that the breakfast sandwich was on my head, I awoke 15-20 minutes later and stood up. There was the McMuffin, which had just fallen from my forehead. I had no memory of receiving the McMuffin and I wasn't baffled by it falling from my noggin. I simply opened up the wrapper, and began eating. Then, I lied down and took one more bite. From then on, it was me waking up and falling asleep taking bites of the breakfast snack in between. Once I had normal thought running through my head and I could recollect what I had done, my father and I both had a good laugh.
I had a dream I was fighting with my sister and then she woke me up and I was extremely pissed at her for a couple seconds and said "What do you want from me" and then both of us were like what the fuck
I once woke up in the middle of the night screaming, and once I became fully awake I was holding a samurai sword that I kept right next to my bed.
i've woken up and quickly got into a panic after trying to talk to my dogs about something from my weird-as-hell dream and not getting a response
i also referred to each of them as just "dog"
"dog, where did the door go"
*one of them makes a snorting sound in response to being woken up*
"dog?!"
"dog answer me!"
"DOG!"
i then proceeded to cry and fell behind a bench (where i promptly fell back into sleep) after apparently trying to escape through the window with my socks
[QUOTE=jaykray;38473528][B]again[/B]? :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
I had a dream like that twice.
Very sleepy in a lecture. Look down at my notes, first few paragraphs are fine, then the writing gets a little sloppy. Then there's lots of scribbles, then the word "toaster"
"Adam, wake up, its past 11."
"What? No, it's a bit past 10."
Apparently I heard my alarm go off and immediately fell asleep again after turning it off.
"Oh no! I missed the concert!"
I still don't know what concert I thought I missed.
[editline]17th November 2012[/editline]
and this doesn't really count, since I hadn't gotten sleep to wake up from.
At a rented beach house with family which overlooked the bay.
"Those are some nice cubemaps.... They need to turn down the bloom though."
So I woke up and knew that I had to get up for school. I look at the clock and see that it's 5:30, so I'm pretty late. I take a super fast shower, brush my teeth, and get my stuff. I was getting ready to leave when I smelled food cooking. My mom saw me and said "why are you taking a shower?"
I thought for a moment and realized it was nighttime, and I was just taking a nap. Saturday night. Don't know why I thought it was morning or a weekday.
Also it sucks to have a dream where you just fall asleep at night and then two seconds later you wake up in the morning and you're like "what the fuck just happened".
One morning i woke up to my parents calling and they asked something, all i answered was pizza pizza and i dont remember anything from it :pwn:
I often wake up with songs stuck in my head, sometimes songs I haven't heard for years
Well, once I woke up in the middle of the night, at like 3-4 AM, thought it was just early morning, so I took my phone (which does, in fact, show time, but I SOMEHOW managed to ignore it), called my girlfriend and said "Good morning!" in a cheerful tone. After getting the answer "...whaat", SUDDEN REALIZATION
A lot of the time I wake up and think that unless I go back to sleep and finished whatever I was doing in my dream I will be too tired to be productive at all that day.
I shut my eyes for five seconds, what the fuck.
I completely forgot how to turn off my alarm clock, which I've had for years. I picked it up, stared at it and for the life of me couldn't figure out how to make it stop. I ended up unplugging it, having a shower, then realizing that I only had to of pressed a button to stop the alarm.
This morning I thought I had a hefty $100 in my wallet. Turns out it was a dream.
I hate it when great things that aren't impossible or too terribly out of the ordinary happen in dreams, and you awake to find that it was just your imagination.
A common one is waking up on weekends/holidays and thinking I'm late for school.
Sometimes I have strange thoughts about being able to stop/reverse time so I can sleep later.
Also, dunno if this counts as a thought, but I have really poor eyesight so I often read the clock wrong and think it's hours earlier/later than it actually is.
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