Are those cicadas inside of me or did I just fuck a huge one?
I was on a camping holiday many years ago with my family, and one morning at what must have been about 4am I awoke suddenly to find what I thought was a firefly in the sleeping compartment with myself and my brothers. Still in my semi-awake state, I shouted "HOLY SHIT, DAD, THERE'S A FIREFLY!" In doing this I not only managed to wake up my family and the entire campsite, but I also managed to convince my younger brother he could see it, too.
Everyone at the site was quite annoyed with us for awhile.
"Why does my dick hurt?"
I once woke up convinced that my plan for the day was to go to the cinema to watch a new film called "Megan Crud's Psychic Testicle"
"You're a fucking idiot"
-Me, to myself.
I've woken up a few times in absolute shock because I thought that if I wasn't attentive enough, I'd materialize through my bed and hit the floor.
I didn't finish creating my character yet.
Things I've said immediately after waking up
"no mum i'm the king of the insects"
"if dad was a computer he'd be one that is obsolete"
"Great! Now I can park my car on the driveway!"
I don't even drive.
A few years back when I was really tired after school, I would have a nap. I wake up and my clock radio says 9:00, "Shit, I'm going to be late for school", jumping out and trying to get organized quickly, run outside and it's dark. Happened on more than one occasion.
Another time my alarm goes off, I jump out of bed to turn it off, my feet feel numb as I hit the floor, and I hear both my ankles crack. "Now I'll never make the rowing team" I thought as I woke up again back in bed.
I once woke up to my cat meowing and thought he was telling me a list of people and that I was suppose to hunt down those people and kill them.
About to sleep closing eyes,suddenly I feel like my whole bed or body is rotating or falling its really fuckin strange. Has happened 2-3 times albeit not recently.
Otherwise I had "what time is it" hallucinations in the morning like you guys.
"I wonder what Postal's shit looks like"
Had the name Ableton Liveslack stuck in my head for almost a week, not even a real person.
"I should kill myself so I can miss work and sleep in."
"Holy shit there are rats running all over my body!"
I had a dream I bought a helicopter, then went to sleep.
I woke up and immediately rushed outside to see my helicopter, and I thought it had been stolen.
Took me a while to realize it was a dream.
One time I had a dream where The Walking Dead was real so I got up and started packing all my shit ready to go. Dad came out and was like:
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I was over at a friend's house a while back and apparently some time during the night I sat bolt upright and said, "They know we're here. Our position is compromised. Where are the others?" They told me later I got real panicky when they couldn't answer where the 'others' were.
I had a dream that I was protecting my friend from monsters with my phone which could now cast typical spells like health drain, fireball, chaos bolt, and such. When I woke up, I thought that my alarm clock was a monster so I grabbed my phone and started swiping from the screen towards the clock for what felt like a good minute before I realized I must be stupid or something.
Actually, when I'm tired or just waking up my mind thinks on it's own and comes up with gibberish for some reason. It's weird.
So back before the east coast earthquake hit, we had a tremor one night. This woke me up, and I remember it feeling exactly like the washing machine when it runs. So I start to get freaked out because I don't know what the shaking is, when my brilliant thought process kicks in. It's something like this:
"Oh, that feels like the washing machine. That explains it. What's the time? 4:00? Who the hell is running the washing machine at this time in the morning? Oh well, time to go back to sleep..."
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38450190]I also had a dream that my uncle died once, I woke up with my eyes wet from tears.
Or atleast I think it was tears.[/QUOTE]
The same happened to me several times too. One time, I dreamed that my mother died..
But on the other hand, i sometimes wake up laughing really hard because i dreamed something funny. Last time that happened, I dreamed that an ostrich was pushing a hippo in a wheelbarrow around and they went into a McDonalds where the ostrich crashed the hippo into the checkout.
Then i woke up and was still laughing.
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Also after waking up my brain just lacks basic logic. But i cant think of anything particular at the moment.
"Shit What Time is it? I need to get to school" "Oh Its 1:30 In the afternoon, Time to play Fallout"
"I'm gonna sell a Steam trading card and make lots of money. Actually, nah."
I once thought I forgot how to open my eyes, couldn't open them and got really scared till I realized how simple it is to open my eyes.
I once woke up after playing wayyyyyyyy too much skyrim. I got out of bed and went over to the bathroom, jumping a couple of times to make myself go faster. I looked in the mirror and I was like. "Why did I give my character that gay ass mustache." I walked back to my room, tried to open my inventory and when it didn't work I figured I would go outside and wait for a while so I could talk to people. I opened my window and thought "that's not very far I won't take any damage from that fall." I jumped and got a Brocken ankle. there i lay, ankle broken and then i thought. "oh wait real life"
this happens when i play video games too much.
Every time my dreams have stairs in it, I get this weird feeling like I'm falling. Then I wake up and start looking for the stars under my bed.
Also, when I was younger, I played a game that had quicksaves in it, I think it was Abe's exodus, and I kept quick saving and loading after every stupid mistake, so after a night of intensive playing, I wake up, hit my toe in the door, I started to look for the quickload key, then realised that would probably take me back before I went to sleep.
"Oh god my neck is broken"
If there is lighting at sea why dont all the fish die
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