[QUOTE=Seriousshakey;41481692]If there is lighting at sea why dont all the fish die[/QUOTE]
Holy shit
[QUOTE=Nat114;41449111]I've had some weird dreams where I've been about to fall down or lose my balance and I wake up because I shudder really hard trying to "re-balance" myself.[/QUOTE]
sounds like a hypnic jerk, common in people with irregular sleep patterns or who don't sleep enough
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[QUOTE=Seriousshakey;41481692]If there is lighting at sea why dont all the fish die[/QUOTE]
if you really want to know, it's because the lightning is striking the ground under the water, not the water itself
~the more you know~
I had a dream with [I]her[/I] in it and all we did was talk and then we held hands in the end and I was so happy. Then I woke up and was sad that it wasn't real and realized I was in love.
I woke my father up and one time he said "oh my god the communists, get the cinderblocks whats with santa clause?"
[editline]17th July 2013[/editline]
Or once in the middle of the night he woke up and said to me "wheres your shoes you fucked up motherfucker" in polish haha
My friend was trying to wake me up and I was still laying down, barely awake after his attempt. Then I immediately but quietly said:
"But I poop from there..."
Once I woke up in the middle of the night and it turned out my cat was right next to my head and was purring, when I woke up, I thought a fucking bear was next to me. Scary shit.
"I must build."
I couldn't remember what I was going to build.
Not so long ago I found out about some rumours saying that a friend of mine was gay, which was kind of creepy because he slept in my house when only the two of us were studying for an examn, he was (and is) kind of socially awkward and more or less he was that weird guy in your classroom, that kind of guy that you'd thing could just snap some day and commit a shootout at school, however I still somehow considered him a friend.
Anyways I was thinking about it before sleep and thinking about all the creepy things that could of have happened that night, my GF was late at home so we slept together.
I slept through the night until I felt somebody's lips kissed mine and I opened my eyes.
I swear I saw the face of my friend staring at me just millimiters from my face, I gasped triying to scream from surprise, pushed my girlfriend away as hard as I could and I jumped and tripped falling from my bed.
Even when I explained it to my GF she was mad at me for days, and since then she avoids kissing me while I'm asleep.
This is going to range from silly to freaky.
One time, a couple of years back, I woke up in the middle of the night. I know it was, because I looked at my clock and it said it was ~3am. So I look out my window, just to make sure, and it looks like a freaky mix between night and day. I look for what should be a moon, and I see this spacial entity that looks like the Sun and the Moon had a kid. It was fucking bright as shit, almost like the sun, but it wasn't blinding in the slightest. So I grab my phone, text my friend asking if he sees the fucking moon. He texts me back saying "Yeah", but no one else I talked to believed me or saw it. I still swear that the moon was part sun.
There was also the time, a couple of months back, when I got a phone call from my mom's girlfriend. It was ~2pm or some shit, because fuck having a regular sleep schedule, and my brother had woken me up when I was slumped on my bed facing the wrong way. He hands me the phone, and I start talking. She wanted me to do a couple of things, what it is now I can't remember in the slightest. So we go through that, the conversation's over, and I hang up. All's normal, right? Apparantly not, as I found out a week or so later when my brother mentioned it. I had apparently hung up on her mid conversation, and then immediately gone back to sleep. :v:
This last one is strange, and I only barely remember it as I was much younger. I woke up in the middle of the night, feeling very agoraphobic. So I got up, walked into the bathroom, and screamed and started having a mini panic attack. The weirdest thing is, as I reflect back on it, I get the strong sense that somehow, in some way, either Pinocchio or Woody (from Toy Story) were involved in that event.
:v:
'shit did i piss myself'
Sometimes I wake up and wonder if I turned off my PS3/TV and freak out about burn-in. Today, I woke up for a second, sat up, and told my girlfriend "Scoops." Then I fell asleep again.
usually after i wake up or when i was asleep if I'm told to do something, i believe to be doing it while i'm sleeping and then when i wake up i gotta do it again lol
I don't really think when I wake up. On more than one occasion, I've simply let my body fulfill a part of its daily routine and just sit back for the ride, because it gets so ingrained into me. Normally I can't get out of my bedroom without having to start thinking about what I'm doing, though. The feeling of getting out of bed purely by letting your body get out by itself is great, though :v:
[b]"[/b][i]Reactor online.
Sensors online.
Weapons online.
All systems nominal.[/i][b]"[/b]
"If I don't move the mouse, a BSOD can never happen."
Well, one time I had a dream where I was so thirsty that I had to get something to drink. I hated water so I looked in the cupboard and saw some milk. I drank some of that and thought, "Hm, lemme get a breath of fresh air." Before I slipped on my shoes and opened the door, I noticed a black figure crawling up the steps. God, that was fucking creepy. He was like having a seizure but he walked with great momentum. I made a mad dash for the bedroom and slammed the door shut before I dived into the bed. Once I hit the bed, I woke up in reality and looked around the room. I hear the birds chirping and see the sunlight coming through the window. Atleast I didn't feel thirsty.
More than once, I've awaken to the thought that I will just turn on noclip to move instead of getting up out of bed. It takes a few seconds before I realize that's impossible.
After having a dream where I met a really nice girl and then lost her in a crowd, I woke up in the middle of the night and thought to myself "I'll just search for her name on Facebook in the morning." When I properly woke up I realised what an ass I was.
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