Weapon for the Zombie Apocalypse - General

My desktop PC. To my right is an art excersize book with a picture of Toki Wartooth on it, which I drew.

My pen. I guess what they say is true. The pen is mightier than the sword. :smug:

I am now next to a glass bottle, a wooden stick, and some duct tape. [QUOTE=Revanold;24713269]Pic didn't load[/QUOTE] Meh, fair enough.

Deck of Magic cards, protractor, or colored pencils.

Sweet, I'ma be bashing and bangin heads with my semi hollow guitar!

A door. What am I gonna do, beat them over the head with it?

A god damn jar full of peanuts.

A bottle of coke. If I get a mentos..

My mug filled with green tea and a coaster. Great!!

My gas mask. Now, what good will that do?

A teamug.

An Ikea lamp. Fuck yeah!

A wall.

Some kid looking at what I'm doing. It's good bait.

My Teddy bear? If this actually happened i would hope it was possessed with a demon that is nice to me :saddowns:

Yawn, Late thread.

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Salt shaker.

To my direct left is a gatorade bottle. If I open the cabinet by my left foot, I have a box of Winchester super X silvertip hollowpoints for my Smith and Wesson bodyguard in .38 special in my right drawer. (there have been alot of break-ins in my neighborhood and I'm just taking precautions) [editline]05:46PM[/editline] so, not only If I get mauled to death by zombies, I get to die knowing that I could've had a gun in my hand but the thread had specific instructions.

A Zephyrhills Water bottle in a glass cup :suicide:

oh fuck I only got half a cigarette for the apocalypse I better make it last

A wall. :downs:

A couch.

My cat...

[QUOTE=Pandemix;24711360]Did you even read the fucking OP? If you did and you are telling the truth, you either have some serious paranoia or your computer is in an armoury.[/QUOTE] Naw, I just read the title and assumed the OP wanted to know what our anti-zombie weapons are. An object to my left, huh? There's a variety of objects to me left. I suppose I will use my N64 as a blunt melee weapon for caving in zombie skulls. I would use my Xbox 360, but it's too fragile. Which is a shame because the original Xbox was built like a tank. Or so I hear.

[QUOTE=cqbcat;24723065]the original Xbox was built like a tank. Or so I hear.[/QUOTE] Oh it was, I used it as a door stop for 2 years after I got my 360.

[QUOTE=benzinxrm;24723114]Oh it was, I used it as a door stop for 2 years after I got my 360.[/QUOTE] I must say that was really weird to get from an invincible behemoth to an all fragile and sensible maid. Fuck you microsoft, I want an indestructible console. Anyway, back on topic, on my left there is... Well, this [img]http://www.eco-sapiens.com/images/produits_big/Nature-et-Papiers/26878.jpg[/img]

Right now, I have a fork. That can extend. To a metre. :smug:

5L of blood.

An empty can of mountain dew, man can't have his last drink :suicide: