• Corrupt a Wish!
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Granted, but it only kills you before blood seeps into its processor and fries it. I wish it was a White Christmas.
Granted, enjoy your creampie from Santa I wish to become a moderator on fp
You get demoted after 3 seconds. I wish I was better at basketball
Granted. You kick ass at your local school's basketball team, catching the attention of a failing NBA basketball team. Unfortunately for you, the basketball skills you learned from school are nowhere near as good as a professional's, and your first professional game ends very badly for you, causing you to spiral down to a life of alcohol, drugs, and cheap prostitutes. You then find yourself in a hospital, slowly dying from every STI known to mankind. I wish i was better at writing long convoluted wish corruptions in this thread.
Your wish shall be granted! You become so good at writing long convoluted wish corruptions in this thread you become addicted to it, you think 24/7 about it, eventually you become bankrupt and homeless. You beg on the streets for some money so you can write wish corruptions in some internet café. Later in life you get banned from facepunch. I wish i didn't abandon my game programming projects after 2 weeks.
Granted, you abandoned it after 3 weeks. I wish for an Ithaca M37
Granted, you get it, but it shoots backwards. I wish my wishes weren't always corrupted.
Granted, because your wishes are never fulfilled. I wish there were more hours in the day.
Granted, there are 48 hours a day with each lasting only 30 minutes. I wish i wasn't socially awkward.
Granted, you're also now the only person on earth. I wish I'd have some good food in my fridge.
Granted, however it's the only food left in the world, and there's many hungry people with torches and rifles by your door. I wish for world peace
Granted, however you die before you cans ee it I wish I could have sex with Emilia Clarke
Granted, but people are watching it happen.. on live TV. I wish for Iced tea.
Granted, but there's an extra ingredient: Hydrogen cyanide. You die instantly. I wish for a Kangaroo and a syringe full of tranquilizer.
Granted, but the tranquilizer is for you and when you wake up the Kangaroo has jumped on you repeatedly and then left I wish for good exam results
Granted, but everbody else also get good results and you all have to take the exam again I wish for a spoon that isn't too big
Granted: It's too small I wish for a Ford Focus from the year 2000
You get a Ford Focus from the year 1999 I wish my [sp]iShit[/sp] iPhone battery laster longer than a day.
[QUOTE=cartman300;43137404]You get a Ford Focus from the year 1999 I wish my [sp]iShit[/sp] iPhone battery laster longer than a day.[/QUOTE] Granted. It lasts 24 hours and 1 minute. I wish I could grow a beard in seconds.
Granted, but the beard grows at a constant rate and never stops I wish for Facepunch to be free of ninjas
Granted, You can but you the beard disappears as soon as you are satisfied with it Edit: Ninja'd. O the irony -.- I wish I owned the One Ring
[QUOTE=IncogMouse;43138201]Granted, You can but you the beard disappears as soon as you are satisfied with it Edit: Ninja'd. O the irony -.- I wish I owned the One Ring[/QUOTE] Granted. But it vaporizes upon obtaining it. I wish I could gain muscle without actually doing any exercises.
[QUOTE=Ellis :P;43138325]Granted. But it vaporizes upon obtaining it. I wish I could gain muscle without actually doing any exercises.[/QUOTE] Granted but all the muscle is in your ass, causing you to be raped several times I wish To fight in a great battle
Granted, but you are the first to die so you don't get to fight in the battle. I wish Justin Bieber never existed
[QUOTE=OneWhoMocks;43142230]Granted, but you are the first to die so you don't get to fight in the battle. I wish Justin Bieber never existed[/QUOTE] Granted however he haunts you in your mind and dreams I wish Bitches would stop Trippin
Granted, but all the bastards start trippin' instead I wish I fucking owned at Counter Strike
Granted, but you're paralyzed. I wish, i wish, i wish i was a fish.
Granted, You get eaten by a shark. I wish I had a desktop PC.
granted: It has 64 mb of GPU; 512 mb of ram and 230 mhz i wish i had a Gaming PC
Granted, but every game you play on it runs at 9 frames per second. I wish for a giant pet goose.
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