• Corrupt a Wish!
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Granted. You cannot stop working. You work yourself to the bone, until there is no work left. You then start doing work for other people. Soon you collapse from exhaustion. When you awake in the hospital, the nurses are alarmed to find that you have ripped yourself from the heart monitor to do their jobs for them. The psych ward was never able to fix you, much less get you to even sleep without heavy doses of medication. I wish for corruption to be eliminated in the world.
Granted. No more corrupt a wish thread. I wish for gumbo
Granted. but it's so hot that it melts your condom the moment you fuck it. I wish Aribo22 would wish for something other than gumbo (I.E: I wish i could sleep with Reimu Hakuei)
Granted, but unfortunately for you, I corrupt his wish first, wherein his dick is sliced down the middle. I wish I could find success in life.
Granted: You find a paper reading Success in your "Life" cereal,giving you no satisfaction whatsoever. I wish that I had a grapnel gun
Too bad, you get a grappelgun. I wish for a nuclearplant.
Granted but it meltsdown killing everyone in a 500KM Radius I wish for an eco-friendly world (That still uses computers and stuff)
Granted. We de-evolve into apes. I wish for gumbo
Granted: The Gumbo is undercooked, and it tastes quite horrible. I wish that there was an angry mob attempting to murder me, with torches, pitchforks, tasers, lighters, handguns, and modern bludgeoning weaponry, so I can have a near death, and then death experience
granted there's an angry and murderous mob but they killed some random person instead. I wish robots ruled the world.
Granted, us humans are discriminated. I wish to be in a game.
Granted. You are a ragdoll in Garry's Mod. I wish for gumbo
Granted, but you get horrible diarrhea I wish for a Megazord.
Granted, It crushes you to death upon landing. I wish I had a pet cat.
Granted, but overnight, it growns into a sentient, intelligent lion and ends up enslaving you. I wish they made a good sequel with a competent developer to Timeshift
Granted: The sequel would have been quite excellent, however, it takes 12 years to develop, and by that time, you'd have lost interest in the game, and it's graphics would end up heavily outdated, as well as the gameplay mechanics. I wish that I was a sentient constantly refilling ghost flamethrower.
Granted. Ghosts aren't real. I wish for gumbo
Granted. But it's only a dakimakura of that Gumbo you've always been wishing for. I wish Mon and aribo22 would duke it out.
Granted: However, you never see the fight, you never see or hear of the results, and you are left unsatisfied... I wish that I had the magical ability to summon tentacle rape tentacles that obeyed my every command, and I feel whatever pleasure those tentacles get from the rape
Granted, but your crimes against reality bring the Ecclesiarchy down on your head for such atrocities. I wish that I hadn't slipped and fallen at the end of my bar shift tonight. (no really; I hurt my butt and accidentally broke a bottle of ginger wine)
Granted. You slipped and fell at the beginning of your bar shift. I wish for gumbo
Granted, but the genie mistakes your wish for a gumbow, and instead you get a recurve bow made out of chewing gum. I wish for it to snow where I live.
Granted, It snows inside your house. I wish for a power level of 9000.
Granted, but you're still bested in combat by Goku. I wish Aribo22 would wish for something other than Gumbo, like say a threesome with Panty and Stocking.
Granted: He wishes for death, destruction, and madness to ravage the Earth... And his wish goes uncorrupted, killing nearly everyone you love. I wish for the wish above the wish below the wish after the next wish would be granted
Granted: But this confuses the geine and his head explodes making it impossible for any other wish to ever come true. I wish for God to show himself
Granted; before you stands a shape of nothingness, a man-shaped hole in the universe. Your mind cannot comprehend such potent non-existence, and your sanity is burned away like the midnight oil in a lantern. I wish my butt is healed by tomorrow.
Granted, the day after tommorow, it gets cracked. I wish I had a job.
Granted, here's a mop and bucket, the glory holes are through this door right here. I wish I had a good job.
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;43196329]Granted, here's a mop and bucket, the glory holes are through this door right here. I wish I had a good job.[/QUOTE] You have a good job, but only in comparison to the other slaves on the plantation; you wipe master's ass after he shits. I wish I had a pair of really fast roller skates
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