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Granted; they're so fast your legs fly off your hips. I wish I had a space gun.

Granted. Have a Gyrojet. [img]http://world.guns.ru/userfiles/images/handguns/usa/1/1287739508.jpg[/img] Good luck finding ammo for it. I wish i could shapeshift like Alex Mercer.

Granted. You shapeshift into a roach to attempt to crawl into a bank vault, but it was the same day the exterminator was clearing the place of pests. You get sprayed with biohazardous material and die. I wish for another can of AMP cherry.

Granted, but it was produced by a chinese company run by corrupt cocksuckers, and so all of the constituents have been replaced with those toxic for human consumption. You die several minutes after ingestion. I wish for thoroughly rethought public education systems.

Granted, you now have to retake them. Have fun! I wish for the power to summon demons out of myself.

[QUOTE=SSJInferno;43198805]Granted, you now have to retake them. Have fun! I wish for the power to summon demons out of myself.[/QUOTE] Granted, but every time you summon a demon it will try to kill you and take your body for it's own purposes. I wish i could change genders.

Granted. You switch between genders but not sexes, which everyone else can do, making your wish obsolete. I will now wish for gumbo.

[QUOTE=arbio22;43198857]Granted. You switch between genders but not sexes, which everyone else can do, making your wish obsolete. I will now wish for gumbo.[/QUOTE] Granted, but the Gumbo tastes like Gator Pee, turmoil, and it's poisoned so that you will fart acid.

You didn't make a wish, but out of bad luck, you take a shower just when the sewer system gets dammed up. Ceptic wate now oozes through all of your water appliences, including your shower. I wish for a bag of beef jerky.

[QUOTE=Smell;43199018]You didn't make a wish, but out of bad luck, you take a shower just when the sewer system gets dammed up. Ceptic wate now oozes through all of your water appliences, including your shower. I wish for a bag of beef jerky.[/QUOTE] Granted, but the Beef Jerky is made out of Fossilized Bigfoot sheddings therefore making your body turn into hair. I wish i had a clone.

Granted. First he fucks you in the ass, then murders you and takes your place. [editline]16th December 2013[/editline] I wish for rational, non subjectively biased thought for everybody on Earth.

Wish Granted, Everyone loves Penis. I wish i had a statue erected of a gigantic penis.

Granted, but it is erected in your honor with a title of compensating I wish for spontaneous combustion of all fedoras world wide

Granted: However it turns out that one of your relatives that you were having dinner with had a fedora in the closet next to the moth balls, the house is burnt and the toxic fumes are spread, thus killing off a branch of you and your family ... I wish that I was a tentacle rape monster

[QUOTE=LondierX;43202647]Granted: However it turns out that one of your relatives that you were having dinner with had a fedora in the closet next to the moth balls, the house is burnt and the toxic fumes are spread, thus killing off a branch of you and your family ... I wish that I was a tentacle rape monster[/QUOTE] Granted. You decide to storm through Tokyo looking for a target, but then you get sensored and have all your phallic tenticles cut off. I wish I had an Iron Man suit.

Granted, you receive a mysterious, shoddy looking crate. The delivery service was UPS, and the contents of the package- your iron man suit -are damaged beyond repair. I wish for worldwide unanimous agreement to severely restrict the acquisition and production of all things pertaining to the manufacture or ownership of ballistic compression based firearms.

Granted, although people still use them and start attacking people with them. I wish for a hitman to do my hits.

Granted: You get a yearly bill from the hitman, who charges $250 per kill. For every day you don't pay him, a member of your family dies. Once all your family is dead, he starts taking down your friends, and once they're all down he'll just torture you into giving out all your personal information, and kill you, essentially stealing your identity. I wish that I could be eaten by a shark. And not in those vore fetish ways either where they swallow you whole. No I mean painfully ripping you apart, tearing apart your flesh, splattering the water with your blood, and eating you alive, whilst you scream in pain and fear, until you're no more.

Granted; however, at the instant you become no more, you reawaken a few seconds before the shark strikes, creating a neverending cycle of agonized butchery, death, revival, repeat. I wish my room was larger.

granted, however it becomes so large that to it you are the size of a dustmite I wish to be a spice trader

Granted, your monopoly over the spice lets you buy the allegiance of the Spacing Guild, giving you control over interstellar travel and allowing you to seize the throne of the Emperor. But you look like this now [t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/Edric.png[/t] I wish it was Friday.

Granted; it is Friday the 13th, and your luck turns sour. FOREVER. I wish I were a psyker.

Granted, but a radical Inquisitor kidnaps you and exploits your powers, thus forcing you to live your life as a Daemonhost. I wish Metal Gear Rising would have a TF2 promo that gives the Spy Solid Snake's gear.

Granted, But before it was released Valve gets sued and does not release the promo. I wish i was best friends with Godzilla

Granted: You two are the best of buddies, and you have fun causing massive chaos and destruction, however, the military attacks Godzilla, and some of the stray bullets and missiles and explosions kill you. I wish that I was the worst voice actor ever, as well as the best director ever

Snip, ninja'd, brain frozen, never mind.

granted, your brain is now ice. I wish for real-life cat girls!

Granted, however this causes many pro-human purist groups to protest violently. Hundreds of people are killed by the riots, one of them being you. I wish for my left arm to be replaced by a minigun.

Granted, but it is too heavy for you and you end up falling down and cant get up I wish i was really good at drawing.

Granted, you draw all the time until your hands bleed and break off. I wish for robots to be real.