Granted, but you start emitting a curious static field that short-circuits any robots that you are within at least 50 metres of, so you can't see any of them in person unless you're far away.
I wish for the Zone to disappear.
Granted; you go blind.
I wish it wasn't just an illusion.
Granted, you're now It.
I wish For chocolates.
Granted, but you immediately forget what your wish was.
I wish for sour gummy worms.
Granted: They're extremely sour, causing your very head to implode from puckering. That and you choke on them.
I wish that I was both the worst voice actor ever, and the greatest director ever
Granted, you now have the speaking voice of a chipmunk and the stylistic sensibilities of Akira Kurasawa and Werner Herzog combined. You win best director at the Oscars but during your acceptance speech your voice drives everyones testicles up into their torsos and your career is over.
I wish I was sexy!
Granted, but only people way below the age of consent find you sexy.
I wish I couldn't age.
Granted; you die within the next few days, thus you never age but your consciousness and intellect are utterly annihilated by the dreaded horrors of oblivion.
I wish I chose better snacks for this week.
Granted: You choose snacks that are better... For your health. They're not necessary better for your wallet, nor do they taste good.
I wish that I was the Cyberdemon
Granted, but the events of Doom happen anyways.
I wish I had black man privileges.
Granted, but you're in the pre-civil war deep south; you get lynched along with a bunch of runaways and nobody bothers to question why they just killed a white guy.
I wish my shillelagh was two inches longer so I could use it for a proper walking stick.
Granted: Everybody should have a decent walking stick!
I wish I could stop thinking about stuff which confuses me anyway: the womans!
Granted, but now you think about men instead.
I wish I could become anime.
Granted, but you become the worst kind of anime.
I wish I wasn't bored.
granted, sitting there reading this post, your family is having a nice touching moment, when a group of strong men in black skii masks toting ak47s bashes in your door and beats you all up, they then line up your family and shoot them one by one in front of your face. you beg for them to kill you but they leave without taking anything, no no you live for now, but you shall never be bored for the rest of your life as you will always be haunted by the wasted time you had with your family.
that or your house falls down ontop of you and you are left in a comatose state
i wish for fallout 4
Granted: It runs off the Fallout 3 Engine, with always online DRM, no new graphics update, and is quite practically just a thinly veiled reskin of Fallout 3, with all the worst mods also added on. Not to mention that it starts being even buggier than a Gamemaker game made by a baby.
I wish that I was competent enough to make an [INTERACTIVE] story without quitting after a few posts, or procrastinating for an extreme amount of time, leaving all the plans for the [INTERACTIVE] just sitting there on my hard drive.
Granted, but Garry had one too many drinks and thought that banning you would be funny.
I wish [url=http://castlevania.wikia.com/wiki/Soma_Cruz]Soma Cruz[/url] was in the new Smash Bros.
Granted. Soma Cruz is now the only character.
I wish for gumbo
Granted, It kills you and skins you for clothing.
I wish for dinner.
Granted, but at Tacobell.
I wish I had a third arm.
Granted. It is inside your body, behind your heart and lungs. You must keep it perfectly still at all times as any movement will instantly tear either your aorta, vena cava, or pulmonary arteries.
I wish Mon would return so we could have an all out gumbo war.
Granted: The battleground is now covered in burning steamy hot gumbo thanks to your futile war. Both of you win because everyone else is dead for they can't handle the deliciousness that is gumbo.
I wish I could find those free Doritos Locos Tacos coupons I lost
Granted, but the tacos give you violent diarrhea.
I wish for MGSV to be the best game ever.
Granted. But it was so awesome that the Xbox One, Xbox 360, PS3, and PS4 versions were cancelled in favour of a $9,999.99 home console built from reverse-engineered alien technology.
I wish the old prizes from the Steam Sale were a thing (like being able to win the entire Steam Library?)
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