Granted, but you can only speak it without wearing clothes
I wish I had better drawing skills
You now have photorealistic drawing skills, but can only draw dickbutt.
I wish for INFINITE BREADSTICKS.
They all taste like ass.
I wish that i'd die.
granted, but new medical technology allows the paramedics to revive you
I wish for friends
Granted except they are all imaginary.
I wish for a time machine
Wish granted. You now own a time machine that runs on tax and orphan tears.
I wish for cheaper game prices.
Granted, games are now brought down 0.01% their original price.
I wish I could grow a beard like Gaben
Unfortunately, the fat comes with it.
I wish I could read minds.
Granted, but you learn some horrifying truths about your friends and family, like your grandmother's fetishes.
I wish today would be colder.
A new Ice Age occurs, and due to the lack preparation, everyone freezes to death.
I wish I was in Chicago.
Granted, but the crime rate at the time you move in skyrockets.
I wish homestarrunner.com comes back from the dead.
Granted, it's run by CAD now.
I wish I had the funds and training to fly a WWII warplane.
Granted, Your Trainer is a blind,90 year old veteran
I wish I had Heterochromia
Granted, but your eyes become so small no one can see them.
I wish my internet wasn't so god awful.
Your wish is granted: Your internet speeds are instantaneous and they're extremely fast... at the cost of 1500000 dollars, your home, and all of your possessions, minus the computer's monitor.
I wish for a depressing love story in which one of the lovers betrays the other, leading the betrayed one to snap and kill her lover in a merciless brutal fashion, causing her to cry at her former lover's corpse
Granted, But it's written by M. Night Shyamalan
No wish asked so I'll corrupt this as well:
[QUOTE=LondierX;42966916]Your wish is granted: Your internet speeds are instantaneous and they're extremely fast... at the cost of 1500000 dollars, your home, and all of your possessions, minus the computer's monitor.
I wish for a depressing love story in which one of the lovers betrays the other, leading the betrayed one to snap and kill her lover in a merciless brutal fashion, causing her to cry at her former lover's corpse[/QUOTE]
Granted, but this will become reality for you.
I wish that the above guy would have made a wish for me to corrupt.
Granted, but the guy gets banned while he's writing down your corrupted wish.
I wish TF2 wasn't so God full of kids.
Granted: Now everyone's moved to playing Mann vs Machine only, and every other gamemode minus Halloween events are blocked, and nonexistent. Including itemtest.
I wish to be cybernetically altered at no cost, with no risk of infection or malfunction.
Wish granted, but you'll be ostracized from the rest of human society because you're the only one with the modification.
I want to be accepted to my first choice of college.
Granted, but the teachers are all jerks.
I wish the Razer Edge's $1,249.99 price included the controller.
Granted it includes a controller that doesn't work
I wish I wouldn't wake up for school anymore
Granted: You don't wake up... ever. Because you're in a super coma.
I wish that I could find horrid abominations on DeviantArt, because whenever I search, I seem not to find the horrible, sick, MS Painted/Photoshopped pictures that gives DA a bad name
Granted except they are so horrible you die of freight
I wish I had a clone that could do all my slaving
Granted, but he'll end up killing you when you least expect it.
I wish I could be a better artist, without having to expend all the effort needed to achieve that.
Granted, however you can only draw well with crayons,
I wish Everyone would stop all the hate on Religion
Granted: Now everyone is now a religious extremist, starting wars all over the world between every branch of Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, Shintoism, and Buddhism, causing the end of the world through extreme nuclear war, the melting of the North Pole and Antarctica, and the last pockets of humanity continue to war against each other. Not necessarily hating religion, just the people who have different views on religion.
I wish for the wish I granted to actually happen so I can participate in the bloodshed.
Granted, you die immediately since you're part of your own religion with no other members.
[QUOTE=LondierX;42972846]Granted: Now everyone is now a religious extremist, starting wars all over the world between every branch of Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, Shintoism, and Buddhism, causing the end of the world through extreme nuclear war, the melting of the North Pole and Antarctica, and the last pockets of humanity continue to war against each other.[/QUOTE]
I think he meant there would be no religion related hate at all. In which case I would corrupt via saying: there's no longer religion and it turns out Christianity was right, everyone goes to hell.
I wish I had infinite money.
Wish granted! It's all counterfeit, though.
I wish Death_God would get perma'd.
Granted. He makes another account which somehow gets Admin status. Have fun.
I wish that I had a pencil.
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