You didn't make a wish, so I'll just make one for you
[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;42988393]I wish that there was no wars or violence on Earth.[/QUOTE]
Your wish is granted! There are no wars, no destruction, and everyone is even more productive. However, due to the lack of people dying from violence, we begin to overpopulate, thus losing a large majority of natural resources.
In the future, our ancestors will be attacked by extraterrestrial beings, thus resulting in the enslavement of the human race. Due to the fact that we're a peaceful race, there's no rebellion, and we're forced to endure the cruelty of the alien race.
I wish for all the games on my Steam wishlist to be on a permanent Steam sale
Granted, Unfortunately you can't buy them due to 404.
I wish the Dinosaurs weren't extinct.
Wish granted, but they kill everyone.
I wish for more wishes.
Alright, but all your wishes have to be for pictures of Dave Franco.
I wish I was the most attractive man in the world.
Granted, but only to cacti.
[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;42989398]Granted, but only to cacti.[/QUOTE]
Granted! but you still won't be able fix your post!
I wish I never needed to use the bathroom, it's such a waste of time.
Granted, now your waste is in your pants.
I wish i was abducted by anime
Granted. But you were taken to the universe of Attack on Titan as someone who dies.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
Granted but you are actually gay.
I want to be abducted by anime that wasn't attack on titan because everyone dies in it.
Granted. You are now in Elfen lied. However, you were transported to Japan, and you're in the period of time where Lucy goes on a killing spree at that festival. Have fun having your body parts ripped apart!
I wish for a box of normal, nonpoisonous, inexpensive, nonsatanic, abosultely safe, fried donuts
Granted; they were stolen and you take the blame.
I wish for a twitch-based FPS that gets so popular that consoles adapt to implement mouse control because they want that sweet twitch shooter money.
Granted, unfortunately its adapted into a shitty pay to win MMS.
I wish that i could have a wish granted without something being "Corrupted" or "Fouled", that is this wish.
Granted.
...and that was it. What a waste of a wish.
I wish that newer users stopped fucking up their steam links constantly.
Granted, but they decide to link to disturbing shit and game spoilers.
I wish Games Workshop would invest in geek fashion.
Granted, they also stop doing anything board game/Warhammer related.
I wish i didn't have a headache.
Granted, but someone that you love will always have it.
I wish girlfriend would stop studying so far away because i miss her.
Granted, But your girlfriend is dead
I wish I could be God
Granted, you are God but you can't be the LAWWWWW and God at the same time and you self combust.
I wish i could to drive orphans over in a monster truck shaped as a banana while happily corrupting other people's wishes on facepunch.
One of those Orphans was Batman, and Batman was the guy who kept Facepunch servers active. So you killed Facepunch and Batman, Jackass.
I wish I could rate my own posts.
Granted, but your a Loser.
I wish i could stop posting so much on this Thread.
Granted: The truck falls over due to the imbalance in the weight and the fact that you were corrupting wishes while driving, resulting in you and the truck to tip over and break, killing you, the orphans, and destroying the truck.
I wish that the world was like those Blaxploitation films
And with a swirl, poof, and a bottle of orange soda, you are transported to the world of Black Dynamite. Sadly, however, you drink a bottle of Anaconda Malt Liquor, and because of this, your dick is now 3cm long.
I wish I had a few more dollars without inflation kicking in.
Granted, but you have to shake down a homeless person to get your cash.
I wish my oldest friend didn't feel the need to move to the other side of the country.
Granted, they only moved half way.
I wish I didn't have social anxiety.
Granted, you are now the only living human on earth. Does wonders, doesn't it?
I wish that I wasn't such a lazy, procrastinating mother fucker.
Granted, you're now a lazy, procrastinating father fucker.
I wish that cold showers wouldn't feel like torture.
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;42996377]Granted, you're now a lazy, procrastinating father fucker.
I wish that cold showers wouldn't feel like torture.[/QUOTE]
Granted, they don't feel like torture anymore.
They outright kill you.
I wish i could have a good meal.
Granted: You end up isolated in a chamber for months, eating nothing but woodchips and sawdust once a month to the point where a block of moldy wood looks like a large turkey leg to you in your hallucinations. You are then given said moldy block of wood.Have fun!
I wish that I had been on facepunch back in the 05 days
Granted, You make a single post and then leave to play Call Of Duty and eat a shit pie because you love to eat shit now for some reason, i dunno why its kinda weird.
I want a real meal that exists in food form.
Granted, it's real and tastes good but gives you food poisoning
I wish that people ignored celebrities completely
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