• Corrupt a Wish!
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Granted, but human nature intervenes and destroys all progress. I wish that I didn't just lose everything on my hard drive.
Congratulations, your hard drive is safe. However you lose everything else you have, incluiding your house, family and friends. With nowhere to go, you lay down on a street to rest and get brutally raped and mugged in your sleep. I wish Hotline Miami was a full-3D game.
Granted; it is bought out by EA and now has a ton of on-disc DLC, always-on DRM, muddy textures and bugs. I wish for a luxury penthouse beside the French Riviera.
Granted, But you fall out of your penthouse's window and die. I wish I could have GTA V
You take the plunge. You purchase the big V. But then you find the files are corrupted. Eventually out of frustration you smash the discs, the fragments flying into the air like the shattered remnants of the game's soul. Rockstar issues a recall. They say they'll release fixed, patched versions of the game on Steam and in stores. But they don't. You cry and eventually, deprived of the game, you jump out of a window. Then you are run over by a Rockstar Games truck, which, ironically, was carrying fixed, retail copies of GTA V. I wish I owned a Rockstar Games truck.
Granted, but it gets hijacked by fans looking for fixed copies of GTA V. I wish Dredd got a proper sequel.
Granted: It's direct-to-video I wish i had a time machine that can go to different universes (of any game or movie)
Granted: Though it only works once, and you'd most likely go to a universe where there's extreme danger, so you'd most likely be killed by a fantabulous seziure attack, swords, dinosaurs, monsters, bullets, or whatever other hazard exists in that alternate universe I wish that I had perfectly functional earplugs
Granted, but after inserting them, you realize that the secret to their perfect function is that they inject a self-expanding foam into your ear canal, vitrifying your eardrums and rendering you permanently deaf. I wish for interstellar space-travel capable propulsion drives, allowing for the best and brightest of humanity to slowly expand our frontiers of knowledge and exploration to the outer reaches of our Galaxy.
Granted, however, on the journey to the center of the galaxy, humanity encounters a race of alien life known only as the "Grox", they proceed to conquer and enslave humanity for eternities to come. I wish for the power to control minds
Granted, but it's too late to post now. I wish that I could become the Lua King.
Granted but its just a shitty rating. I wish I didn't procrastinate and knew C++ for IT by now.
[QUOTE=Jrose14;43050803]Granted but its just a shitty rating. I wish I didn't procrastinate and knew C++ for IT by now.[/QUOTE] granted, you know C++ better than anyone else in the world but every computer you touch breaks I wish the poster below me wouldn't corrupt my wish
Granted, however this creates an alternate universe in that you never existed. I wish I had one of those blank-firing revolvers.
Granted, whenever you fire the revolver something, somewhere is blanked out of existence. I wish for $35,000,000,000 dollars that does not consume my life and is tax-free
Granted, but it is all in pennies and glued into one gigantic cube. You are in the center of this cube, inside a 2m x 2m x 2m large hollow space. I wish that I would find like 100€ on the street.
It was dropped there because of a drug trade. The drug dealer comes to collect it, but then he noticed that it was gone. It was also one of those tracking bills, so he tracks you down and you wake up in a landfill with a baseball bat lodged in your ribcage. I wish for a bottle of Coca-Cola.
Unluckily for you the Coca Cola you had previously acquired is from 1891, where the amount of cocaine mixed in is more then enough to kill an average human, which you, as usual, are. I wish for some nice clothes.
[QUOTE=blessed;43051816]Unluckily for you the Coca Cola you had previously acquired is from 1891, where the amount of cocaine mixed in is more then enough to kill an average human, which you, as usual, are. I wish for some nice clothes.[/QUOTE] But then you realize your fashion sense is dismal and everyone laughs at how retarded your clothes are. I wish I had a black slave.
[QUOTE=Tasm;43051950]But then you realize your fashion sense is dismal and everyone laughs at how retarded your clothes are. I wish I had a black slave.[/QUOTE] Granted, but it doesn't take long for your neighborhood to find out and despise you for it. I wish I had less homework.
[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;43051959]Granted, but it doesn't take long for your neighborhood to find out and despise you for it. I wish I had less homework.[/QUOTE] Granted, but now you have to do more work at school to compensate. I wish I had a Pirate Ship.
Granted, But it is extremely small and will sink if in water I wish I could have an orgasm anytime I wanted to with minimal effort
Granted, but you soon get fired at work during an unfortunate...incident. I wish I were Judge Dredd.
Granted. I'd corrupt that wish, but i value my life D: I wish GTAV was ported to PC with some bonus content courtesy of Brutal Doom creator Sergeant_Mark_IV
Granted. Enjoy your GTAV on the Build engine. I wish I judged people less harshly.
[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;43053184]Granted. Enjoy your GTAV on the Build engine. I wish I judged people less harshly.[/QUOTE] Granted, you now judge people based on their hair style. I wish I had a Broadsword.
Granted. It's 8 feet long and weighs 500 pounds. You get a spine hernia trying to lift it. I wish I had a gun.
Granted. It doesn't come with bullets and the ones you need are very rare. I wish for a limo.
Granted, But all its tires are cut and the engine is missing. I wish for a hat.
Granted, and the hat materializes before your very eyes. Unfortunately, the hat needed to come from somewhere, or something, and so the matter of whatever was closest to the point of spontaneous materialization is subtracted to become the hat. A hat cascade event begins, materializing hundreds, then thousands, then millions, and eventually trillions of hats, effectively converting the entire mantle of the Earth into a layer of hats. And they're all fedoras. I wish for ultimate understanding of the nature of the universe.
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