Granted: These robots are death machines built for war in the US deployed in the Middle East, killing millions, however, some terrorist network of hackers hack all of these machines, and they incite a rebellion against the human race, killing thousands, forcing the humans to hide underground, and even then, they'll still be found, caught, and assimilated, becoming another casualty for robot kind. And they're solar powered.
I wish that I had a spoon right now.
An effect similar to this happens.
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I wish for some Pumpkin Pie.
Granted, but it's shitty Pumpkin Pie.
I wish I could cook properly.
You can cook really good food but no one can eat it.
I wish my legs were as a big as JCVDs
granted, but you never find a doorway that you can fit through also you suffer from severe giantism which causes massive arthritis, joint failure, and overall organ failure
you have 6 months to live, and you can't make meth either so don't try it
i wish this thread would end
Granted, but with a mass-permabanning of all members who have posted in this thread. These bans will NOT be lifted on Garry's Birthday.
I wish the people in my town actually knew how to drive.
Granted; your town is full on homicidal oldsters. ("I'LL RUN YE DAHN, DAGNABBIT!")
I wish I was able to get to sleep easier.
Granted: You have Narcolepsy.
I wish I was a mute.
The combine forces then think you are Gordon Freeman, so they kill you.
I wish my bottle of propel would open.
Granted. Have a derringer, some gunpowder, and a musket ball.
I wish Sega's contract with Games Workshop included Warhammer 40,000
granted, but the game files are full of viruses and porn.
i wish for a pc version of GTA 5
Granted, but its a horribly shitty port.
I wish I wish I were a fish.
Granted. You wish you were a fish and it was not granted.
I wish for gumbo
Granted, but the chef emptied a bottle of ricin into it. Have fun with that.
I wish I could consciously bring things from my dreams into the real world, where they would remain as they were in the dream (within reason of course). Obviously I'd want to be able to choose the dream I brought stuff from, that way I won't end up with Lovecraftian horrors in my bedroom.
Granted: You are able to bring objects from your Dreams into the real world, however, you're unable to control which item from the specific dream you chose to bring into the world.
And these only last 5 seconds, if it's organic matter, it shall explode into blood, and melt all over the room. If it's any other matter, it will simply dissapear.
I wish that I had a horrible curse that brings misery, despair, and destruction in my path, my soul dying slowly everyday, consumed by the curse itself, until I am nothing more than an empty shell.
Granted, but there is still nothing on TV to watch.
I wish that I was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
[QUOTE=CosmicSeagull;43097236]Granted, but there is still nothing on TV to watch.
I wish that I was the greatest thing since sliced bread.[/QUOTE] granted; you become a delicacy, sliced seagull.
i wish my steam account had every single game but not bad rats
Granted. But they all try to download at once. You can not pause or cancel the downloads.
I wish I could fly.
You caaaan. You just need to figure out how to enable the developer console.
I wish I had the technological prowess of a techpriest enginseer.
granted, but you get teleported to a dungeon with no technology at all and your weapons fall apart.
I wish for Godzilla to come back to life
Granted, but he stomps the shit out of your house.
I wish I could find my socks.
Granted: They're extremely dirty and moldy, and they look like a cleaning won't neccesarily do much in their favor. Not to mention they smell like shit and decomposing meat.
I wish that I knew how to find that one Riddler trophy in Batman: Arkham City.
Granted, but your system got bricked.
I wish the new Killing Floor update had a Christmas-y objective map.
Granted, but every time you try to enter the map, the game crashes.
I wish that I was able to drive a car.
Granted, but you decided that with this new-found ability to drive, you had to purchase a new car. This car, little to your knowledge, belonged to a high-level chinese politician who died of unknown causes. His car made it onto the used vehicle market, and without being driven or tested, to you, where it explodes as you try to start it, courtesy of a fuel-line bomb planted by an unnamed mafia group attempting to influence the politics of their local region.
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I wish for a cake made of tardigrade paste.
Granted: It's within reach, only if you're willing to pay $55,000,000 for this cake made with rare tardigrades. Even then, it tastes quite stale, and it tastes like generic slop. Not to mention those are the tardigrades used for radiation testing, giving you, and a majority of the craftsmen making the cake severe
radiation poisoning
On the bright side, there's a decorative scale model of a tardigrade made with the tardigrade paste.
I wish that I could lucid dream, without suffering extreme pain.
Granted, but it's all giving anal sex to Garry and Postal.
I wish that Q could stand alone without being followed by a U
Granted, but you can't ever use the letter U ever again.
I wish I could drive a tank and still be deemed socially acceptable.
Granted, but everybody drives a tank, and it is now socially unacceptable to drive a car. As a result, carbon emissions escalate at a much higher rate than if not, and the effects of global warming create a plethora of superstorms which wipe out much of civilization's prominent cities and infrastructure, and eventually merging into a megalithic storm unlike which the world has ever seen. This storm passes over every country of every continent, slow but ultimately destructive, putting the entire human race back into the dark ages.
I wish never found out about the RX-7 FD.
Granted, but you lose all your knowledge and memories aswell.
I wish for giant mechanical creature to kill me, and entire population.
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