I'm usually very tolerant. I just hate people that replace the letter 'g' with 'q'. Then I go in to rage mode. Why would you possibly do that other than the purpose of pissing people the fuck off
[QUOTE=AvantGardePanda;29960141]I'm usually very tolerant. I just hate people that replace the letter 'g' with 'q'. Then I go in to rage mode. Why would you possibly do that other than the purpose of pissing people the fuck off[/QUOTE]
I'd go into raqe mode too if I had friends that did that.
It's just so fuckinq stupid and makes them seem so iqnorant.
"Message me a number and ill write smash or pass on wall" Every fucking day. Different ones too of course. Reasons this guy gives? "I'm bored" and "Kills time". Doesn't even respond to the majority of them.
[QUOTE=Sonicdude;29954621]Tools who put their relationship as "Married" when they aren't.....Then 4 days later they break up and go back out again.....and once again put their status as "Married".
My younger brother does this and it makes me rage to wits end. I always say snarky remarks like:
"So why wasn't I invited to the reception?"
"Did she need more child support?"
"Jesus, it must cost you a fortune in catering to get re-married every week."
Mind you I've been with my Girlfriend for 4 years and it's always been "In a relationship."[/QUOTE]
this is the worst, they break up and people are like "omg i'm soooo sorry!"
then they get back together and the same people go "omg gurl i'm so happy 4 u yay!"
this continues for fucking months. Break the fuck up and deal with it holy crap.
theres a gay couple I have as friends, I have nothing against gay people but it fits, who break up and get back together every goddamn week.
"I'm apparently drunk, hammered, shit-faced beyond repair but I still had the time and focus to log-in and type this up as my status!"
Also, when someone makes a retarded status and fucking [i]EVERYBODY[/i] likes/loves/comments on it, but when you make a decent and meaningful status, only your mom gives it a like. Come on, man.
My profile pic is missing something.... MOAR FILTERS, SO ARTY
People who gain enourmous amounts of self esteem by the amount of likes they get on photos/statuses.
One of my 'friends' on facebook's profile picture was just a close up of her boobs. Her head literally was not in the photo.
37 people liked it with over 200 comments sayinng "OmGz bbz u look so hot in dis photo<3<3"
Like 4 a like. Only the first 25 though.
":("
Comment-Friend:wats rong babz. inbox <3<3?
Comment-Poster:I don't want to talk about it.
[b]Then why did you post it bitch![/b]
Facebook shows me how anti social I am.
Friday night:
"Aww man best party ever!"
"meeting up with all my friends tonight"
"Quiet night with only 10 people"
"Can't wait to go to the movies with everyone"
Me: "Well may as well play playstation by myself"
Some straight copies from my wall:
[quote]wen u post a mesge and its aimd @ sum1 it aint gr8 to say so if you say
dis persn said dis or dis persn said tht And u think THIER bad think twce bout how bad U r by postin dis mesge bout some1 as WERE ON FB were alot of ppl can c EVRYTHIN tht U say so nxt time u go 2 post a mesg bout sum1 nd how bad dey r fnk twce b4 postin it yes i bet rite now ur finkin omg dis aimd @ me but its nt its aimd 2 ALL OF U[/quote]
[quote]YE TEST. Find the small letter i. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ....................................... Find the letter M. this is hard.. NNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNN NNNMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Find what is wr0ng. ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ. after the countdown make a wish.. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.. now wish.. if u don't paste this into 5 pages ur wish will be opposite.. this is true ![/quote]
People who send you invites to some club that they're promoting at. I don't want to go to Billboard and dance with drunk retards, I go to pubs for a reason.
those "Who wants to have sex with you" things always choose your mother
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/67527_102339426497854_100001653908640_15046_366136_n_1.jpg[/img]
Got a friend request from this person.
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;29961274][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/67527_102339426497854_100001653908640_15046_366136_n_1.jpg[/img_thumb]
Got a friend request from this person.[/QUOTE]
You should pork her
:smug:
Those things that ask me about my friends always ask: "Does *sister name* have a tight ass?"
People who post first world problems
Farmville... and every other FB game ever made.
Spambots have nothing on those games..
[QUOTE=Shoupie;29954799]I hate it when people "poke" me. It's such a useless feature.[/QUOTE]
I've gotten laid by poking girls I don't know. It's an awesome feature
[QUOTE=wug;29960961]Some straight copies from my wall:
[quote]YE TEST. Find the small letter i. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII II ....................................... Find the letter M. this is hard.. NNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNN NNNMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Find what is wr0ng. ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ. after the countdown make a wish.. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.. now wish.. [b]if u don't paste this into 5 pages ur wish will be opposite.. this is true ![/b][/quote][/QUOTE]
So... I can wish a man will take twenty million dollars off me, and ignore this random bullshit.
Then get [b]twenty million dollars[/b]?
SWEET
Facebook Translation:
so...../.. i cn wsh a man w/l tke #20m of m e end nt do tht rndm sht
thn gt [b]20 miilllliam dolars[/b]
<3
Facebook, ahhhh, so mature.
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;29961274][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/67527_102339426497854_100001653908640_15046_366136_n_1.jpg[/img]
Got a friend request from this person.[/QUOTE]
I'd do her. I like large women :cool::fh:
Not a product of facebook, but duck faces. Why must women pose as if they are having a stroke?
[QUOTE=critein_protein;29966462]I'd do her. I like large women :cool::fh:[/QUOTE]
eww thats gross
Girls who reply to comments on their photos complementing how they look by saying they don't actually look that good.
WHY THE HELL DID YOU PUT IT ON THE INTERNET IF YOU DON'T LIKE HOW YOU LOOK? /capsrage
things like this
[img]http://gyazo.com/faacffedea1d4358f13ba7e2d8c70d06.png[/img]
why do I even keep him on my friends list anymore
[QUOTE=zerothefallen;29970661]things like this
[img]http://gyazo.com/faacffedea1d4358f13ba7e2d8c70d06.png[/img]
why do I even keep him on my friends list anymore[/QUOTE]
KILL IT WITH FIRE
The ads. - After having a brief fallout with my girlfriend, we decided to make our status show as "single" which prompted the so-called "smart" ads to detect this. (back together, for anyone interested)
Suddenly they all went from harmless golf trips and surveys, to constantly asking "Would you like to date this girl? YOU CAN NOW! Click here if you're tired of being single".
Also, people who post lyrics. If you want to seem to insightful and wise, use your own words. Seriously.
[editline]21st May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=zerothefallen;29970661]things like this
[img]http://gyazo.com/faacffedea1d4358f13ba7e2d8c70d06.png[/img]
why do I even keep him on my friends list anymore[/QUOTE]
Your "friend" probably thinks Jillian Combe digs >_< and ^_^.
Oh, and people who go on and on about getting married in xx days.
And posting a new status 10 times a day.
ads that use counterstrike pictures to advertise their stupid games
When Im going to facebook and write facepunch instead.
"Fraping"
[QUOTE=Gurant;29962513]I've gotten laid by poking girls I don't know. It's an awesome feature[/QUOTE]
Best advice for getting laid :v:
I often troll people forgetting I know them in the real world, I seem to think that the internet doesn't exist outside my computer.
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