When girls 'subtly' hint that they play video games
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[QUOTE=matt.ant;30005398]When girls 'subtly' hint that they play video games
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"hey guys im a girl and i play video games give me attention"
A recent fad I've noticed.
CAN U KEEP TEH LIENS EVEN!?!?!?!??!
Well this bitch who is moderately attractive thinks I hacked her facebook.
I ONLY use facebook for fapping purposes.
it's a fetish
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO UR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLIN DA MOTHA FUCKER THAT KILLED YOU!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
[editline]23rd May 2011[/editline]
I see this [B]everywhere[/B]
I hate those TAG UR FREINDS HERE LUL pictures.
11 year olds, in relationships.
:ohdear:
if ur tagged ily <3
That no one understands who Ainsley is. I recently changed my account to a fake Ainsly Harriot, just to creep out people who have more than 100 friends, saying "I'm a chef" on their wall.\
I've lost 8 friends....:saddowns:
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;30016181]People don't appreciate the true masters of cooking
they never did[/QUOTE]
So I'll make them a dish, they'll [I]NEVER[/I] forget
I have quite a few;
Anyone that says "No-homo".
Girls who upload pictures of themselves, and then purposely call themselves ugly in order to get complements.
When someone sates they have to pee, I mean if you have to pee get of your computer and use the bathroom.
People who mistake a "q" for a "p" and vice versa.
Finally when someone uses eccentric letters example being "omgggggggggggggggggg i loveeeeeee yourrrrr haiiirrrrrrrrr in the picccturrrrrrr!"
When people say they "hacked" someone's FB, when all they did was log in to their account...
Them: "ugh worst nigth evururrrr :(:(:((::(((:(::("
Me: "Wait, wasn't that last night?"
Thousands of game requests from one of your relatives
I just checked my game requests
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mother
FUCKER
[editline]23rd May 2011[/editline]
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STOP
[QUOTE=Wootman;29998715]When I comment on a status and they erase my comment.[/QUOTE]
Heh, a guy blocked me because he did that to a harmless comment and I said, "why did you do that?" or something of the sort. Not that I lost anything of value.
I hate "like" pages that are something like "INSANELY POINTLESS STORY, like if you x" or "EXTREMELY OBVIOUS UNFUNNY JOKE, like if you get it"
[editline]23rd May 2011[/editline]
People that misuse "your" and "you're" or "their" and "there" etc. also people that make "dramatic" or "poetic" statuses and misspell every fucking word.
[editline]23rd May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Carbo;29956881]GUY: i lub u *snaps brak ops disk*
GIRL: omg i marry u[/QUOTE]
This, 1000x this
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holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit[/QUOTE]
I seriously hope that most of these are girls.
"Do you have facebook?"
"No."
"You should get it omg everybody has it how will i contact you"
"I have a phone number."
On a LOLJUICE contest entry, someone posted this. He said "how would i know" because he was asked who tagged
each individual can with somebody's name.
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It was basically a shitload of cans. Notice the preposterous spelling.
when people put as their status "like this an I will rate out of 10 on looks" but can't be honest so just put "10 bbz your a beaut <3" and "9.9 :)" for the ugly people !
"Like this page if your name as a vowel!!!!"
"your nice, loljk i hate u"
Also, not directly facebook-related, but once I saw a page that said something along the line of:
[quote]You: "Can I have a Coke?"
Waiter: "We have only Pepsi, is that okay?"
You: "I only have monopoly money, is that okay?"[/quote]
:doh:
One of my Facebook friends:
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[QUOTE=TAU!;29960567]you make a decent and meaningful status, only your mom gives it a like. Come on, man.[/QUOTE]
Who even adds their parents on facebook, bro?
That facebook exists.
Those sappy love things that people always like.
Pretty much everything on those like sites.
People who post spam on your wall for NO REASON.
Those very few people that use Qs instead of Gs
(for example) "OMQ you're lookinq very cute in all that qear. We should hanq out more."
Pisses me off to no end, the G is RIGHT FUCKING THERE.
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:frog:
Girls in my class writing about how many times they've had their 'hearts broken'.
Bitch you're 14.
Me:
"Dang, a car hit me and tore my leg off"
1 like, 1 comment
Someone: "Ok"
A general, always partying and being drunk, a "cool" person, a dunce:
"lol, tok m soks off"
425245 likes, 56453 comments
Usually the latter statuses fill my homepage. Not because they're my friends on FB, but because my friends tend to comment them.
[editline]25th May 2011[/editline]
Aaand of couse the billion stupid invites I get.
Is there a list somewhere where I can see all my blocked games/apps? I believe there are over 1000 of them. :v:
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