• Birthday gift for friend-zoned girl?
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[QUOTE=Jocke;37750457]Cocaine[/QUOTE]
Give her a bowl of All Bran cereal.
Buy her a shirt that says ''I friend-zoned a guy and all I got was this lousy t-shirt''
Do what I do and just go halfsies on another friends gift. rep+1
[QUOTE=lolerot95;37750105]give her the dick[/QUOTE] [I]Finally[/I], someone said it.
Just tell her how shes made you feel, how you feel worthless because you can't ever be with her. How she goes for the hot guys and never appreciates you like she does them. Then get a shotgun and blow your head off right in front of her.
Give her an album of the band she likes, I don't fucking know. If all fails, Picture of dick. always like everyone said.
Poo in a bright pink box, with a shiny ribbon and watch her as she opens it.
Dick in a box. also, how come i cant link videos?
Dick in a box [editline]21st September 2012[/editline] ugh fuck clocks please
give her a 1 day pass to 'Vlads Shack O' Lovin' ' hold on, i'll PM you the code, just print it off and give it to her
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I don't know why you're not listening to us. People are working hard to come up with good ideas, and there's some really good ideas here, believe me. You're friendzoned. You can give her some flowers and a box of chocolates, and maybe a lovely card shaped like a heart. Maybe then she'll realize how good of a boy you are and how you're the one. Man, true love does exist, it's just like in the movies
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;37745086]Got rejected when I was 10.[/QUOTE] 10 is WAY too young to begin dating. Even 14/15 is borderline.
Birthday card. Or something else.
Oh god, the friend-zone... Escaping it is like trying to reach the escape velocity of Kerbin in KSP with vanilla parts. (AKA impossible) You look like you're almost out, and then *nope*. You fall back. It's always nice to remain friends, though.
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Your cock
Give her a condom, girls love that.
[QUOTE=gvirus;37757919]Why are you still friends with her and even going to her birthday when she "friend-zoned" you? You should've just told her to go fuck herself and ended the relationship altogether.[/quote] Something tells me you don't date much.
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It's probably best not to post personal questions like this on facepunch.As you can see from above,none of the advice given is serious and won't really help you decide what gift to give this girl.It's like walking up to a group of complete strangers in some ghetto and asking the same question.They're just gonna dick around and give your ridiculous advice which will just make you feel stupid. To the criticizers above,getting rejected hurts no matter what age you're at.While the outcome is more serious when you're at an older age,the emotion from it will be the same,unless you're in kindergarten or something.The fact that she feels guilty about it is good in a way,it shows she actually has some consideration for other people's feelings.
i've never seen the problem about being friendzoned, people saying "oh my god, why do girls never go for nice guys" or "she friend zoned me and went out with a douche" i'm pretty sure women know what they want
Nothing to see here.
[QUOTE=vladnag;37763918] i'm pretty sure women know what they want[/QUOTE] bad guys
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